Indiana Drones

The Indianapolis Police Department had a banner day on April 28th, when officers observed a vehicle interrupt a funeral procession and observed passengers pointing guns out the windows.

Honestly, that’s a day ending in “y” in my town.

Several men are facing firearms and drug charges after police witnessed a vehicle run cars off the road during a funeral procession and men display weapons out of the vehicle’s sunroof and windows, according to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department.

Seriously, who runs a funeral procession off the road?

IMPD says on April 28, its Crime Gun Intelligence Center was conducting surveillance on a case when it observed a funeral procession pass by. During the procession, CGIC saw a vehicle occupied by men running cars off the road and displaying weapons out of the sunroof and windows of the vehicle.

CGIC surveyed the vehicle until it could be safely stopped at a gas station at 2360 E. Raymond Street. Authorities detained five people and discovered five firearms during the investigation. One person was released on the scene.

The officers recovered five firearms, marijuana, and heroin, so the post-funeral party was gonna be lit!

Thirty-Eight Is The New Forty

Meet Kathryn Hagan, a 38-year old former teacher at Indianapolis’ Franklin Central High School. Kathryn was arrested and charged with having sex with one of her students, and…

Wait a minute, this broad is 38-years old. What high school kid in their right mind wants to bang a 38-year old? Gross.

According to court documents, 38-year-old Kathryn Hagan invited the student over to her home on March 28, and she gave him Xanax. On March 31, she invited the victim to her home again, and they had sex in her upstairs bedroom.

Police spoke with another student who said there was a 10-second video going around the school that showed Hagan and the victim naked together. Court documents say students were trying to use the video to blackmail Hagan into giving them better grades.

Investigators say Hagan also bought a gun for another student, and she told that student to use it to rob other students who may have evidence incriminating her on their phones.

Honey, the best thing that could happen to you and that frying pan face of yours if for that video to get out there. At least the kids would respect you… after they were done vomiting.