Allahu Wet Bar!

A man who recently moved to Zurich learned his neighbors are stone cold morons rather quickly after apparently flying the wrong kind of flag.

A man was accused of flying ‘the black flag of death’ after he put up a Jack Daniels flag.

‘Concerned neighbours’ in Zurich thought the bourbon advert was promoting so-called Islamic State. Someone left a note at his house in Switzerland saying they would put him and his girlfriend under watch, saying: ‘Should we be afraid of you? First the Italian flag and now the black flag of death.’

The man, 29, who has an Italian background and wanted to remain anonymous, said: ‘I hung it up, because I found it funny.’ But apparently his neighbours don’t drink much from the Tennessee distiller as when he got home on Saturday he found the anonymous note.

This is why Switzerland always claims neutrality during wartime; they’re too stupid to hold a gun.