Mad Maxine

Meet Maxine Feldstein and Nicholas Lowe. Maxine always wanted to play cops and robbers, and recently she was able to try both sides of the coin.

Maxine Feldstein’s boyfriend, Nicholas Lowe, was at the Washington County Detention Center on July 27 with a hold for criminal impersonation out of Ventura, California.

Feldstein, who had bonded out that day, called Washington County jail staff and identified herself as deputy “L. Kershaw” with the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office. She also provided a forged VCSO document releasing the agency’s hold on Lowe.

Jail staff learned of the forgery and accidental release two days later, when a VCSO deputy called to say he was on his way to pick up Lowe.

Wow, Maxine is both ingenious and ballsy. And yes, I would probably hit it like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor.

Prison Cake

Marissa Christopher Playboy

Meet Marissa Christopher. Marissa is a model for Playboy South Africa – which I hear you can buy for two Krugerrands – whose hobbies include sunbathing, shopping, and springing gangsters from maximum security prisons.

Marissa Christopher was to act as paymaster for a string of corrupt officials colluding with her lover, gangster Radovan Krejcir, in the audacious heist that would involve an armed gang storming the prison compound and a private plane to a new life in the Argentine sunshine.

The bold conspiracy was foiled when guard uniforms, guns, ammunition and plans of the jail house were found during a raid on Krejcir’s cell earlier this year.

Prosecutor Lawrence Gcaba told Kempton Park Magistrates Court that the plan to spring Krejcir from jail was to be ‘a full on assault’ of the facility, involving a gang of ten wielding assault rifles, storming the compound to free the Czech fugitive using inside information from corrupt warders, who have since been rounded up.

Hey, hey, hey! That doesn’t make Marissa a bad person. Whoever is without sin among you, let him be the first to cast a phone number at her.