Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

The FBI will be investigating the death of uber-pedophile Jeffrey Epstein while he was in federal custody. Epstein, who many believe had dirt of all sorts of powerful and political bigwigs, was found dead of an alleged hanging but several questions popped up after the incident.

The FBI is reportedly looking into a possible “criminal enterprise” involved in the death of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

According to Fox News, Federal Bureau of Prisons Director Kathleen Hawk Sawyer testified on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, revealing, “The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise” in his death.

Epstein died in Manhattan Correctional Center in New York City in August in what was ruled a suicide. However, his death a spurred a number of theories about other possible causes of his death.

Now I have ZERO faith in the investigative efforts of the FBI. In my opinion, it is a sham to satiate those who demand “transparency.” That said, the fact his two guards failed to check on him the night of his death, and the fact all video the footage “malfunctioned” makes me believe he was murdered.

What. In. The. Hell?

The New York City medical examiner has performed an autopsy on Jeffrey Epstein, and found multiple breaks in neck bones, occasionally found in homicides.

An autopsy found that financier Jeffrey Epstein sustained multiple breaks in his neck bones, according to two people familiar with the findings, deepening the mystery about the circumstances around his death.

Among the bones broken in Epstein’s neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam’s apple. Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, particularly if they are older, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they are more common in victims of homicide by strangulation, the experts said.

The office of New York City’s chief medical examiner, Barbara Sampson, completed an autopsy of Epstein’s body Sunday. But Sampson listed the cause of his death as pending. Sampson’s office did not comment on the injuries found in the autopsy.

I’m beginning to believe Epstein’s death is a 50/50 toss-up between suicide and homicide. There are too many coincidences and variables for this to be a straight suicide, but he atttempted suicide shortly after he arrived in prison, so…

Yeah, I got nothin’.

Jeffrey Epstein Commits “Suicide”

Alleged sex trafficker and billionaire Democrat donor Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his cell after an apparent “suicide.” The incident occurred a day after information about his alleged co-conspirators was released.

While I will continue to encircle the word “suicide” with air quotes, there is no evidence foul play was involved. Well, except for the fact Bill Clinton and many other prominent, wealthy men were allegedly close friends with Epstein. Besides, if the media can play up bogus conspiracy theories about President Trump, I can play by their rules, too.

The reported suicide of Democrat-affiliated sex predator Jeffrey Epstein earlier this morning has journalists and other concerned citizens demanding answers.

But they shouldn’t expect any to arise soon, if ever, as a report from New Right founder Michael Coudrey indicates that a mysterious camera malfunction has prevented any footage of Epstein’s alleged suicide from being captured.

Interesting. Not really proof of anything, but the preponderance of evidence is… interesting.

Rampant speculation and conspiracy theories are reaching a fever pitch as a result of the incredibly suspect circumstances around Epstein’s alleged suicide.

So right now we know – or at least someone is reporting – the following: 1. One camera in a (likely) billion-dollar federal detention facility had a malfunction at the exact time Epstein decided to hang himself. [The rest of these coincidences were reported in the New York Times.] 2. Epstein was on suicide watch after a previous “suicide” attempt, but the watch was lifted prior to the successful “suicide.” 3. Epstein was supposed to have a cellmate, but that person was transferred before the incident, and another cellmate was not assigned. 4. Epstein was supposed to be checked on every half hour that evening, but, for reasons unknown, that procedure was not followed.

Just yesterday, several prominent officials who served in the administration of former President Bill Clinton were implicated as Epstein’s co-conspirators, abusing child prostitutes as apart of his illicit sex trafficking network, in court documents released to the public. The civil lawsuits against Epstein will continue despite his sudden and suspicious demise.

Now, if I may play Devil’s Advocate, mistakes – read: fuck-ups – happen all the time in cell rooms. There have been a few attempted suicides in my department’s cell blocks over the decades, but sheer volume makes it difficult to check on everyone frequently. It’s rare, but it happens. That said, federal detention facilities have more manpower, better equipment, and strict rules when it comes to procedures, inmate checks, etc. Do suicides occur in federal prisons? Of course. It’s the leading cause of death, and a third of all causes.

That said, the suicide rate is about 50 per 100,000 prisoners, so it’s not an epidemic. I believe that’s because most federal corrections officers take their job seriously, and understand how important the protocols are. Plus, you know, they’dd like to keep their jobs.

I honestly don’t know what happened in the Epstein case, but the coincidences demand a thorough investigation. Sadly, considering the co-conspirators involved, I doubt we’ll ever know the truth.

Slick Willie Is Back In Denial Mode

Billionaire Democratic donor Jeffrey Epstein has been charged with many criminal counts in reference to alleged sex trafficking. Epstein is linked to many powerful Democrats, including John Kerry, Chris Dodd, Richard “Dick” Gephardt, and sex addict Bill Clinton.

Former President Bill Clinton said he “knew nothing” of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged sex trafficking, according to a statement issued Monday.

Epstein was arrested Saturday and charged with sex trafficking minors between 2002 and 2005. He spent time behind bars in 2008 after pleading guilty to procuring a minor for prostitution. He is a registered sex offender in Florida.

“President Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes Jeffrey Epstein pleaded guilty to in Florida some years ago, or those with which he has been recently charged in New York,” the statement read.

Well, that settles that. I believe the former president, how about you?

Flight logs from 2015, however, put Clinton on the “Lolita Express,” Epstein’s private airplane, more than a dozen times. Many of these flights were shared with a woman who is believed to have been involved with getting underage girls to perform sex acts for Epstein and his friends, Gawker reported.

Epstein is accused of accosting numerous underage girls and offering them money for sex. The “Lolita Express” allegedly transported lecherous men to Epstein’s private “pedo island,” where his female assistant would allegedly line up young girls for Epstein’s guests.

But Slick Willie wouldn’t know anything about that, swearsies, realsies.