Where The Rub Her Meets The Road

Meet Jennifer Dorit Weber of Mankato, Minnesota. Jennifer was a little pent-up, so she decided to drive to an auto dealership, park in the lot, and diddle herself until her fingers began to bleed.

Police in Mankato, Minnesota were called to a local car dealership after receiving reports of a woman behaving crudely while parked in the parking lot.

When they arrived at the scene, they found 35-year-old Jennifer Weber lying in the backseat of a four-door Chevy Silverado…with her feet in the air…and she was practicing…”self-care.”

In fact, it took about an hour to coax Weber out of the truck, and the whole time she refused to stop touching herself. She also repeatedly told officers that she thought she was in Florida, as well. Specifically, St. Petersburg.

Now I’m not an expert on female diddling, but my guess is if you cannot finish yourself off in an hour, you either haven’t chosen the right photos, or your fingers don’t think you’re all that attractive.