Babbling Brooks

brooks-marlow-houston-astrosMeet Houston Astros prospect Brooks Marlow.

Brooks is a simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys beef, beer, and baseball – preferably without the distraction of a mouthy bimbo’s screeching voice. Enter ESPN’s Jessica Mendoza.

Brooks Marlow, 23, who plays for the Houston Astros, has been disciplined by his team after criticizing Mendoza during the ESPN broadcast of the National League wild-card game between the San Francisco Giants and New York Mets.

“No lady needs to be on ESPN talking during a baseball game – especially Mendoza, sorry,” he tweeted on Wednesday.

Wow, that is the most idiotic, sexist, misogynistic comment I have read in a very long time. Marlow should be ashamed of himself, and… wait? What the hell is that below?


What? That… thing… is Jessica Mendoza? ESPN actually puts that rubbery face in front of a camera?

I hereby withdraw my criticism and apologize to Mr. Marlow. Yikes.