“Not Even A Smidgen Of Corruption”

Former Vice-President and current Democrat presidential hopeful Joe Biden was allegedly paid nearly one million dollars by the Burisma Group, the same company which was paying Hunter Biden $50,000 a month.

According to Ukrainian news service Interfax, Joe Biden–and not just his son Hunter–was paid for “consulting services” by energy company Burisma.

Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden received $900,000 for lobbying activities from Burisma Group, Ukraine’s Verkhovna Rada member Andriy Derkach said citing investigation materials, reported Interfax-Ukraine today in Kyiv.

$900,000 for “consulting fees” (in 2015) while Biden was vice-president? Nope, no corruption there.

“This was the transfer of Burisma Group’s funds for lobbying activities, as investigators believe, personally to Joe Biden through a lobbying company. Funds in the amount of $900,000 were transferred to the U.S.-based company Rosemont Seneca Partners, which according to open sources, in particular, the New York Times, is affiliated with Biden. The payment reference was payment for consultative services,” Derkach said.

Well, that’ll just about cover Biden’s presidential aspirations, and what’s left of his political career. Look on the bright side, maybe he and Hunter can share a cell in federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison?

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Caption Contest Winners

The Fore! Years In Prison Caption Contest is now over.

Top Three Entries:
3. “We didn’t discuss business! Just yoga and bridesmaid dresses!” – Proof
2. Hey, Moe, Larry, Curley and Shemp………..smile! – Ronni

WINNER! – Joe thinking out loud… “I’m naming my next son Mulligan….”
Hunter… “What…?”
Joe… “Nothing…” – Sully

Caption Contest Winners

The Pot Smoker Calling The Kettle Black Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I must smell her hair! – Cathy
4. Let me tell you something Senator. I blew John Kennedy and you are no John Kennedy. – Ingineer66
3. Pull my finger Joe.
Fool me once bitch… – Sully
2. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, I slept with Willie Brown, not Willie Nelson! – Redneck Geezer

WINNER! – “Who does a girl have to sleep with around here to catch a break?” – Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

The Pot Smoker Calling The Kettle Black Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 5th.

Original Caption: U.S. Senator Kamala Harris points at former Vice President Joe Biden on the second night of the second 2020 Democratic U.S. presidential debate in Detroit, Michigan. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson

Moochelle’s Gonna Moochelle

Former First “Lady” Michelle Obama was asked about the busing argument between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden during the last debate. You would think a stand-up girl like Obama would immediately defend her husband’s running mate. You’d be wrong.

Michelle Obama declined an opportunity to defend former Vice President Joe Biden during an appearance at Saturday’s Essence Festival.

Gayle King attempted to get Obama’s opinion on the recent debate stage “dust up” between Biden and Kamala Harris, which saw the California senator harshly criticize Biden’s position on federally mandated busing in the 1970s.

“I do not,” Obama responded when asked if she had “any thoughts” about the controversy. “I’ve been doing this rodeo far too long,” she said as the audience laughed. “And no comment.”

I guess pigment is thicker than water. I almost feel sorry for Biden. For some reason, the man sincerely likes and respects the Obama family, and they shank him at every single opportunity. Despicable people.

McCain Family To Endorse Biden?

There are very few families I despise more than the McCains – the Kardashians come to mind – so it was hardly surprising to see this report, claiming McCain’s leftist clan plans to endorse Gropey Joe Biden for president in 2020.

The family of the late Republican Arizona Sen. John McCain is reportedly planning to endorse former Vice President Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential campaign.

McCain’s widow, Cindy, and daughter, Meghan — a co-host on ABC’s “The View”— will endorse Biden’s campaign at some point after the former vice president officially announces, according to a Wednesday report from the Washington Examiner, citing sources close to Biden’s campaign and the McCain family.

Biden gave a eulogy at McCain’s Arizona funeral, and Meghan recently came to the former vice president’s defense after recent allegations of inappropriate touching, calling him a “truly decent” man.

Cindy McCain allegedly denied this report, but let’s be honest, the McCains are going to endorse whoever is running against the president. Like the Clintons, the McCains are another family who I truly wish would go away.

Slow Joe Is Flapping His Gums Again

Joe Biden, arguably the dumbest person ever elected to public office, claims he is the “most qualified” person to be president. Apparently Biden was serious.

Former Vice President Joe Biden fueled speculation that he would consider mounting a bid against President Donald Trump in the 2020 election during a back-and-forth on his book tour Monday evening.

“I’ll be as straight with you as I can. I think I’m the most qualified person in the country to be president,” Biden said in response to a question, adding “the issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I’ve worked on my whole life.”

Actually Joe, you’re not qualified to be elected dog catcher. You’re a deranged, senile old coot who spends time yelling at clouds and sexually harassing women. That said, I would welcome a Biden-Trump matchup in 2020. It would make Reagan-Mondale look like a nailbiter.

What Happened? She Happened.

More excerpts from Hillary Clinton’s book have just been released, and get this, she is still blaming other peoplemostly men – for her epic election loss.

“Joe Biden said the Democratic Party in 2016 ‘did not talk about what it always stood for — and that was how to maintain a burgeoning middle class,'” Clinton said in her new book, “What Happened,” which was obtained by CNN.

“I find this fairly remarkable, considering that Joe himself campaigned for me all over the Midwest and talked plenty about the middle class,” she continued.

Yes he did, but he also 1. has brain damage, and 2. expected your lazy ass to do your fair share and talk about the middle class as well.

Clinton offers frank assessments of former FBI Director James Comey and Russian President Vladimir Putin for their actions during the campaign.

The former nominee even points at former President Barack Obama, saying he could have put out a stronger response to Russia’s efforts to influence the outcome of the election. And she is critical of Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), who she defeated in a tough Democratic primary.

This woman has never taken responsibility for her many failures and mistakes. It has always been someone else’s fault. This is what happened, Hillary. This is why you lost, and this is why you will never be president.

Joe Biden States The Obvious

Six months after the presidential election, Joe Biden wants to warn us about Hillary Clinton.

Joe Biden has a reputation for saying what’s on his mind, and on Thursday night, he reportedly didn’t hold back at all about former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

I never thought she was a great candidate. I thought I was a great candidate,” Biden reportedly told an audience of hedge fund managers at the annual SALT conference in Las Vegas.

What gave it away, Joe? Hillary’s irascible personality, her rampant corruption, or the brain damage? By the way, you were not a great candidate, either, jackass, and you are hardly a man of the people when you’re addressing hedge fund managers.

“No man or woman should announce for the presidency unless they genuinely believe that for the that moment in the nation’s history they are the most qualified person to deal with the issues facing the country,” Biden continued.

Funny, your former boss, King Putt, stated “there has never been a man or a woman – not me, not Bill, nobody – more qualified than Hillary Clinton to serve as president of the United States of America.” Could it be Barack Obama is simply a bullshitter, Joe?