President Pedo To Be Sworn In Today

Illegitimate President Joe Biden will be sworn in today in a locked-down Washington, D.C. The illegitimate Biden administration believes there will be a violent coup today, and are securing the nation’s capital. Ironically, they didn’t see the need for that during the violent, murderous summer riots, but whatever.

It’s a new day in America, my friends.

The illegitimate Biden administration has already showed their hands, banning conservatives from social media, attempting to impeach President Trump a second time, investigating members of the National Guard to check their “loyalty” to the new illegitimate president, and so on.

Dark days are ahead, but we’ll get through this, just as we got through eight abominable years of King Putt. I truly hope conservatives take the fight to this prick, just as they did during four years of President Trump. If nothing else, we can sit back and laugh while President Pedo’ dementia further deteriorates his miniscule brain.

And if you want to rile up the toads on the left, let them know it’s our turn to resist.

Biden To Sign Executive Orders Wednesday

The Paste-Eater-in-Chief will have a busy Wednesday, implementing a dozen of executive orders shortly after he is sworn in. Most will be rejuvenated Obama-era policies, including the Iran Nuclear Deal.

(The story is from Fox News, so they get no link here.)

President-elect Biden is planning to sign several executive orders on day one of his presidency, his incoming chief of staff announced in a statement.

The president-elect will sign roughly a dozen executive orders that day, including reversing President Trump’s travel ban on 13 majority-Muslim countries, rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement and extending the pause on student loan payments, according to Ron Klain.

You do realize Wednesday starts the beginning of the end of America, right? Biden will reverse all Trump’s policies – specifically economics – and free and fair elections are a thing of the past…

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Caption Contest Winners

The Diddle Me This Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. The expression on the baby’s face lets everyone know where Joe’s finger is. – TXNick
4. Joe: “It’s a boy all right!” – Mike AKA Proof
3. If only I had covered Hunter’s mouth this well years ago…. – RudyTBone
2. Crap, I didn’t realize it was a boy. – RedneckGeezer

WINNER! – Don’t sniff the baby, Don’t sniff the baby, Don’t (SNIFFFFFFF) Dammit!! – Sully

A Reading From The Book Of Palms

Alleged president-elect and super-mega-awesome “Catholic” Joe Biden gave a Thanksgiving address for some reason – no you aren’t president yet, douchebag – and while doing so, showed the world how his Catholic faith is molds his decisions. Or something.

Democrat Joe Biden gave a Thanksgiving address on Wednesday where he, an allegedly devout Catholic, appeared to not know how to pronounce one of the most famous books in the Bible.

Biden said, “And if we do, and I’m sure we can, we can proclaim the palmist (ph), with the palmist (ph) who wrote these following words, ‘The Lord is my strength and my shield…’”

Biden was quoting Psalms 28:7. In his prepared remarks, it shows that Biden was, in fact, quoting from the book of Psalms when he referenced the “Psalmist.” The “p” in Psalms is silent.

Now before you start trashing Slow Joe, I would argue Biden is equally as reverent about Catholicism and the Bible as, say, the vehemently pious Nancy “Kill All The Babies” Pelosi or John “Marry Her For The Money” Kerry.

Old Man Yells At Cloud Reporter

Joe Biden lashed out at a reporter who had the temerity to ask a question of the alleged “president-elect” Friday. I suspect Bo Erickson will be shipped to the gulag by week’s end.

Former Vice President Joe Biden isn’t used to getting real questions. On Friday, Biden appeared dumbfounded as to why a reporter was asking the projected Democratic presidential-elect a question as the press pool was being scurried away by staff.

“Mr. Biden, the COVID task force said it’s safe for students to be in class. Are you going to encourage unions to cooperate more to bring kids back to classrooms, sir?” asked CBS reporter Bo Erickson.

“Why are you the only guy that always shouts out questions?” Biden said.

Maybe because the rest of the media is busy covering up for your corruption, crimes, and hair sniffing?

Erickson was also one of the few reporters to ask Biden about the scandals plaguing his campaign, bombshells suppressed by Big Tech and either ignored or dubiously delegitimized by other mainstream outlets. When pressed on the issue, Biden lashed out at the media.

Erickson, like most reporters, is likely on the far left. That said, the guy usually gives it to politicians on both sides of the aisle. Of course, President Pedo doesn’t believe he should even be asked questions, let alone answer them.

Fox News Delenda Est

Kathryn Murdoch, the wife of Fox News bigwig James Murdoch, tweeted out her excitement for Joe Biden’s stolen election while also slandering President Trump. Still want to support Fox News?

James Murdoch’s wife Kathryn tweeted ‘we did it!!!!’ and shared anti-Trump posts after Joe Biden’s historic win Saturday. On Election Day she had written: ‘What will you tell your children or your future self about the part you played in history?’

By Saturday she had also shared posts that referenced ‘Trump’s authoritarian antics’ and ‘surviving the gravest threat to our system of government since the Civil War’.

Keep it up bitch, and you may see another one.

Kathryn, 47, had also voiced her agreement that her family, which owns Fox News, must ‘put their country above their profits’ and disavow President Donald Trump’s claims of widespread voter fraud. (H/TAOSHQ)

Personally, I don’t think profits will be a problem, because I’m hearing a lot of conservatives claim they will never watch Fox News again. Certainly not after their disgusting election coverage.

Are Early Voters Wanting A Do-Over?

Is this something? Apparently there has been a spike in searches for “Can I change my vote” on Google Trends. Hmm, I cannot imagine why.

As politicians pushed the constituents throughout the summer to vote early, and by mail – driving early vote totals to exceed 2016 levels nine days before Election Day, some people are having second thoughts.

According to Google Trends, searches for “can I change my vote” have spiked following the second presidential debate, and the Hunter Biden laptop scandal.

Unfortunately, I do not believe you can change your vote. However, I did hear people claiming in some states if you vote in person on Election Day, that may cancel out your mail-in ballot. Again, it’s just something I heard.

The last time searches to change votes surged like this was October 30 – November 5, 2016 – followed by midterms, however the recent search trend suggests longer, more sustained interest in the topic.

By state, West Virginia, New Mexico and Idaho are the top three regions interested in changing votes.

Obviously, Google Trends means nothing in the real world. There may be plenty of people searching “Can I change my vote,” but it doesn’t necessarily mean they regret their choice. That said, it is an interesting story, and maybe the Hunter/Joe Biden scandal is really hitting home.

Bidens Investigated For Money Laundering

Hunter Biden’s former business partner claims Hunter, and the Biden family in general, have been swapping access to the White House for cash from foreign countries – specifically China and Ukraine.

Oh, our heroes at the FBI have been “looking into this” since 2019 and never bothered to tell anyone about it. It’s nice to see the FBI is still universally corrupt.

The statement Wednesday night asserting that the former vice president was a willing and eager participant in a family scheme to make millions of dollars by partnering with a shady Chinese Communist firm is a singular event in a presidential race already overflowing with drama and intrigue.

The assertion, believable because it aligns with earlier information we know to be true, came in a statement by Tony Bobulinski, who describes himself as a former partner of Hunter Biden, Joe Biden and Joe’s brother Jim in the China scheme. Bobulinski unloads his bill of accusations in blunt but precise language and detail.

Tony Bobulinski is a navy veteran who decided to release his statement after he saw what was going on behind the scenes. For the record, Bobulinski stated, “I am also not a political person. What few campaign contributions I have made in my life were to Democrats.”

He confirms that he was one of the recipients of the May 13, 2017, email published by The Post eight days ago. That email, from another partner in the group, laid out cash and equity positions and mysteriously included a 10 percent set-aside for “the big guy.”

Sources have said the “big guy” was Joe Biden. In a matter-of-fact manner, Bobulinski states that the “email is genuine” and that the former vice president and the man leading in the 2020 race is indeed “the big guy.”

Here is the simple, no b.s. version: Hunter Biden was selling political influence in exchange for millions of dollars. Hunter received the money and put aside ten percent for Joe Biden, aka “The Big Guy.”

“I’ve seen Vice President Biden saying he never talked to Hunter about his business,” says Bobulinski, who was the CEO of the company being formed. “I’ve seen firsthand that that’s not true, because it wasn’t just Hunter’s business, they said they were putting the Biden family name and its legacy on the line.”

Now while I would like to believe this will be the end of Joe Biden’s presidential run, I understand there are millions of leftists who would rather have a corrupt money-laundering lunatic in the White House than see President Trump get elected.

Every conservative needs to get out and vote on Election Day, and bring all your family and friends. It’s necessary to overcome the cheating factor.

Slow Joe Is Deteriorating Rapidly

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden was speaking with reporters yesterday and during the conversation, Biden forgot the name of Utah Senator Mitt Romney.

Presidential hopeful Joe Biden has provided those questioning the former vice president’s cognitive ability more ammunition, as Biden apparently forgot the name of Utah governor Mitt Romney.

“I got in trouble when we were running against the senator who was a Mormon—the governor” said Biden in reference to Romney.

I’m surprised he didn’t follow up with, “You know the thing!”

Recently, Biden appeared to have forgotten the name of the great recession, as well as the details of a stimulus package he oversaw while service as Vice-President to Barack Obama.

Despite what the media may believe, this is a cut-and-dry election. You could either vote to reelect President Trump (who will continue to build a strong economy, lower unemployment, and bring back law and order) or you could vote for Joe Biden (whose cognitive skills are crumbling, swore to eliminate the Trump tax cuts, and will allow the BLM and Antifa terrorists to continue rioting).

My mother and grandmother battled dementia. I’ve seen it in action, and honestly, I doubt Biden gets past his first year before Kamala Harris officially takes over.