Outgoing Mail

Ohio Governor John Kasich – whose father was a mailman – told fake news correspondent Jake Tapper Sunday he may leave the Republican party if it “can’t be fixed.”

“If the party can’t be fixed … I’m not going to be able to support the party. Period. That’s the end of it … But have I given up? No,” Ohio Gov. John Kasich said to CNN’s Jake Tapper Sunday.

Kasich has been one of President Trump’s most vocal opponents within the party, and some point to him as a likely primary challenger in 2020. But Kasich seems to be toying with the idea of leaving the GOP entirely — though he said for now he remains committed to trying to change it from within.

The best way to change the GOP for the better is to jettison RINO squishes like Kasich and his ilk. Nobody, and I mean nobody, eats pizza with a fork.

Unfit At Any Speed

There are very few absolute axioms in life. You never eat the yellow snow, you don’t order food at a strip club, and you never, ever eat pizza with a fork.

During a stop at a pizza joint in New York on Wednesday, John Kasich drew the mock ire of locals and reporters on Twitter as he used a fork.

“Look, look, the pizza came scalding hot, OK? And so I use a little fork,” the governor told Good Morning America. “You know what? My wife who is on spring break with my daughters said, ‘I’m proud of you. You finally learned how to use a utensil properly.’ But I mean — not only did I eat the pizza, I had the hot sausage. It was fantastic.”

Not only is John Kasich unfit for the office of President of the United States, I believe he should be impeached as governor of Ohio, beaten with sticks of pepperoni, and deported to the country with the world’s worst pizza. Let’s say… Liberia.