Nork And Nuclear Windy

Insane, inbred North Korean strongman Kim Jong-Un is threatening to launch a missile strike against Guam. The preemptive action could light the fuse to another world war.

A spokesman for North Korea’s military said it would carry out a pre-emptive operation if there were signs of US provocation. The warning comes after President Trump warned North Korea it would be met with “fire and fury” if it continued to threaten the US in a marked escalation of rhetoric.

The statement mentioned using the Hwasong-12, the intermediate range missile tested in May. North Korea said at the time the missile can carry a heavy nuclear warhead, and independent analysis seems to fit their statement. (H/T – AOSHQ)

This is what happens when president (Clinton) after feckless president (Obama) enables these mutants. The fat bastard is ready to start a nuclear war because 1. he is batshit crazy, and 2. he has literally nothing to lose.

The worst part is if we eliminate this bloated prick, we’ll be dealing with similar threats from Iran soon afterward.

Caption Contest Winners

The Hugs, Not Thugs Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. Kim Jong Un celebrates after his top scientists announce that they have stolen the secrets of the YMCA dance from the Village People… – Sully
4. He’s happy now, but wait until he realizes the launch he just saw on TV was special effects from an old 1950’s sci-fi movie! – Mike AKA Proof
3. Lil Kim is so happy, he not only got it up, it stayed up. – MelP
2. “At least we aren’t CNN!” – J-Dub

WINNER! – “Is that a nuclear-tipped ICBM in your pocket, or are you just glad I’m your Supreme Leader?” – John DuMond

Weekend Caption Contest

Hugs, Not Thugs Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, July 10th.

Original Caption: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reacts with scientists and technicians of the DPRK Academy of Defence Science after the test launch of the intercontinental ballistic missile Hwasong-14 in this undated photo released by North Korea’s Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) in Pyongyang July, 5, 2017. (Photo: KCNA/via Reuters)

North Korean Dictator Bans Sarcasm

North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un, the most handsome man in the entire peninsula, has banned the use of sarcasm inside his realm.

North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un has banned the country’s citizens from using sarcasm in their everyday conversations.

Other world leaders should follow Kim’s shining example, since an intellect this awe-inspiring comes around only once in a lifetime.

Satire directed towards the regime and even indirect criticisms of leadership will not be forgiven.

No worries there, since everyone who is anyone knows North Korea is the bestest country on god’s green Earth. Immaculate living conditions, piles and piles of food, and civil rights out the ying yang!

‘One state security official personally organized a meeting to alert local residents to potential “hostile actions” by internal rebellious elements,’ a source in Jagang province said. ‘The main point of the lecture was “keep your mouths shut”,’ the source said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

Here are a few little-known facts for you history buffs: sarcasm was the reason the Jews escaped bondage in Egypt, the Founders used sarcasm to overthrow the British, and sarcasm helped birth ISIS. It’s high time someone put a stop to these revolutionary factions. Bravo, Kim; you have made us proud.