The Vagina Catalogues

Meet Lauren Hunter Daman of Thomaston, Georgia. Lauren is a rather attractive webcam model, and prides herself on her fabulous above the waist body. Below the waist? Not so much.

Georgia webcam model Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, redefined “crotch shot” after discharging a firearm into her vagina during an alleged sex stunt gone awry.

Oooh, that’s going to leave a mark.

“The female had shot herself in the vagina accidentally,” paramedic Brittany Rivers reportedly told responding police officers of the incident, which reportedly occurred on the morning of Nov. 9 at a residence in Thomaston, per a report by the Upson County Sheriff, the Smoking Gun reported.

Later interviews with witnesses revealed that the sex pistol-turned-gunshot victim was apparently alone in her bedroom when the weapon — a 9mm handgun — went off.

Normally, I would say I’d hit that like the fist on an angry god, but if she doesn’t have a vagina anymore, I’ll pass. Well, probably. Eh, who am I kidding; I’d still go for it.