The FBI: Our Best And Brightest

According to congressional testimony, two high-level FBI officials has no idea traitorous agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page were having an affair.

Apparently neither official noticed the strong odor of bleach surrounding the two.

Two FBI officials who worked closely with Peter Strzok and Lisa Page had no idea about the pair’s extramarital affair, they testified to a congressional committee, even though they work for an investigative agency and considered themselves friends.

The two who did not pick up on any signs of an affair played key roles in the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private server use, which did not result in any criminal charges after FBI head James Comey drafted an exoneration speech before the investigation had concluded.

So these two officials are both liars and morons? Good to know.

A former undercover federal agent, Wayne Black [said] the officials’ blindness to the affair says something about the Clinton probe, in which important leads were allegedly not followed.

But it also, he said, suggests Strzok used his FBI-provided training in the art of deception to become a cunning liar, a talent turned against his wife, his colleagues and investigators examining his role in the Trump-Russia investigation.

Let’s not give Strzok too much credit. The man was a liar and a crook since birth, and if there is any justice in this country, he will soon be spending his free time in prison. We are either a nation of laws or we’re not. The Department of Justice needs to decide where we go as a country.

Justice For Thee, Not For Me

If there was ever any doubt in your mind there are “two Americas,” this enraging story will surely convince you.

I’m sorry I’ve been a day late with all these news stories, but work has been brutal these last few weeks.

Republican Georgia Rep. Doug Collins released the testimony of former FBI lawyer Lisa Page, but it’s former Attorney General Loretta Lynch who may feel the sting.

According to Page’s testimony, the FBI considered charging former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with gross negligence under 18 U.S. Code § 793 for her alleged handling of classified information.

“We had multiple conversations with the Justice Department about bringing a gross negligence charge,” Page told Republican Texas Rep. John Ratcliffe. “And that’s, as I said, the advice that we got from the Department was that they did not think — that it was constitutionally vague and not sustainable.”

The Founders went to war with England for less than this. You could argue the South also went to war over less than this. Yet here we sit, as average Americans are being charged and imprisoned for lesser crimes than those Hillary Clinton committed, while she walks free.

The Legend Of The Horse-Faced Woman

Disgraced FBI agent Lisa Page turned on her equally unattractive paramour this week while testifying before Congress regarding the bullsh*t Trump-Russia investigation.

[Lisa] Page testified for two days behind closed doors about her influence on the FBI’s investigations into Russia and Hillary Clinton’s emails less than one week after Strzok.

Strozk denied that texts he exchanged with Page — particularly one promising they would “stop” Trump from becoming president — were indicative of bias that affected the investigations. However, Ratcliffe alleged Page contradicted Strzok in her testimony and even admitted that the texts “mean exactly what they say.”

“There are differences in their testimony on many cases,” [Republican Rep. John ] Ratcliffe said Monday.

A few media outlets are claiming Page is seeking immunity on further testimony. Normally I would tell her to go f**k herself, but if she rolls over on Strzok, Comey, and the rest of the FBI hacks, I’m all for it.