Gator Nation

Being a college football fan, one of my favorite teams is the Florida Gators. I’ve been following them for years, and was always a fan of Tim Tebow. I am not, however, a fan of actual gators; and this poor chump probably is not, either.

Largo Police Department spokesman Lt. Scott Gore told Creative Loafing Tampa Bay that Travis Spitzer was in waist-deep water at Taylor Lake on Friday, June 12, at around 5 a.m. looking for Frisbees when the gator bit him in the face.

“He used his left hand to pry himself free and as a result had lacerations to his face and hand, said Gore. “He was transported for medical care and is expected to recover. FWC is responding for the gator.”

Dude, frisbees cost about seven dollars. Reconstructive surgery on your mush is about seven thousand dollars. To quote Dr. Henry Jones, Sr., “Indiana… let it go.”