Straight Outta Lumberton

Ronald McDonald With GunApparently Ronald McDonald has been living the thug life. His on-again, off-again relationship with the Hamburglar has skewed his sense of morality; so much so, he was involved in a gunfight outside a competing fast food restaurant.

A man named Ronald McDonald was shot outside of a Sonic restaurant in Lumberton, North Carolina last week.

McDonald, 36, was shot with a non-life threatening injury, according to a statement released by the Lumberton Police Department. He apparently got into an argument with another man outside the fast food joint and they exchanged gunfire.

Oh please tell me the annoying Sonic guys were murdered during the crossfire? Pretty please?