Shark Weak

A Playboy model/attention hoor who spends her days working on “shocking” photo-shoots decided to swim with man-eating sharks off the coast of Hawaii.

A daredevil Playboy model whose stunts have caused outrage around the world has plunged to new depths – to swim with man-eating sharks.

Marisa Papen dived naked off the coast of Hawaii to get up close and very personal with the terrifying marine predators. The Belgian beauty said she put her life on the line to challenge the taboos surrounding sharks as well as nudity.

Obviously, I’m all for the naked part. The shark part, not so much. But hey, it’s not my job to keep people from killing themselves.

“Over the years, sharks have gained a bad reputation because of the film industry. I wanted to challenge viewers by looking at these magnificent creatures with a different eye.”

“We dived around 20 times in the span of around 45 minutes. We didn’t want to bother them too long.”

Yeah, I remember that angry sea captain who kept bothering a great white shark. I wonder whatever happened to Mr. Quint?

The Dead Sea Moll

Meet nude model Marisa Papen. Marisa is doing her part to spread awareness for women’s rights by spreading her legs in Islamic countries.

Papen was arrested at the Karnak Temple in Luxor and was thrown in the cells by cops in the country in April this year. But the Belgian beauty has said that the experience won’t stop her posing nude and continuing to push the boundaries in her drive for women’s equality.

The 25-year-old told The Sun Online: “Posing by the West Bank Wall in Palestine would be amazing.”

You know what else would be amazing? Your medical bills after the Palestinians stone you, but hey, it’s not my job to keep people from killing themselves.

Other countries Marisa has ambitions to visit are Iran, Iraq and Yemen in her campaign for female freedom.

Iraq??? Okay, I take that back. Papen is already effectively dead. Rest in peace, you twit.