Zuckerberg Lost $7 Billion Yesterday

Scumbag leftist Mark Zuckerberg lost $7 billion yesterday after Facebook went off line and a whistleblower explained how toxic Facebook is to the country. That’s a shame.

Mark Zuckerberg’s personal wealth has fallen by nearly $7 billion in a few hours, knocking him down a notch on the list of the world’s richest people, after a whistleblower came forward and outages took Facebook’s flagship products offline.

A selloff sent the social-media giant’s stock plummeting around 5% on Monday, adding to a drop of about 15% since mid-September.

Also, Facebook sold off the personal information of 1.5 billion – with a “b” – users to a hacker forum. What could possibly go wrong?

On 13 September, the Wall Street Journal began publishing a series of stories based on a cache of internal documents, revealing that Facebook knew about a wide range of problems with its products — such as Instagram’s harm to teenage girls’ mental health and misinformation about the Jan. 6 Capitol riots — while downplaying the issues in public. The reports have drawn the attention of government officials, and on Monday, the whistleblower revealed herself.

If the GOP was a legitimate party, they would have broken up Zuckerberg’s monopoly when Trump was in office. Sadly, the GOP is only slightly less worse than the Democrats, so Facebook will survive and thrive for eons to come.

Paging Mark F**kerberg

As if you needed another reason to despise douchebag Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, apparently he holds his customers in complete and utter contempt.

The Cambridge Analytica scandal has thrown a harsh light on how Facebook uses the data its billions of users share with it. And an early conversation from Mark Zuckerberg shows that the CEO himself was at one point confused by why people would share so much information with him.

Dating from the early years of this century, when Facebook had just 4,000 users, the conversation was highlighted this week in a Medium post by Maria Bustillos entitled ‘The Smallness of Mark Zuckerberg.’ It’s from messaging records dating from when Mark Zuckerberg was 19, and was first leaked to the media in 2010.

Zuckerberg: Yea so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard, just ask. ‘i have over 4000 emails, pictures, addresses, sms

Friend: what!? how’d you manage that one?

Zuckerberg: people just submitted it. i don’t know why. they “trust me”. dumb f***s.

I’ve been telling Mrs. Earp I was looking to leave Facebook for a while now. It’s a horrible platform, I don’t really use it, and this info sharing nonsense has me apprehensive about staying there. In fairness, I’m about to leave Twitter, too. That place is a cesspool, and all it does is anger me.

Give Peas A Chance

Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook founder and crunchy granola aficionado Mark Zuckerberg believes he found the solution to defeating Islamic terror.

The Facebook founder said atrocities in Belgium, Pakistan and Turkey were all designed to sow seeds of hatred between different communities. He said: “Each of these attacks were carried out with a goal to spread fear and distrust, and turn members of a community against each other.”

The “only sustainable way to fight back” against the sickening attacks is to “create a world” where everyone “feels cared for and loved”, he added.

What about nuclear arms, Mark? You can’t hug terrorists with nuclear arms. Jackass.

I think I have found a better solution. I believe Zuckerberg should host ISIS at the Facebook corporate office and see if his joy-joy feelings will stop them from decapitating his Jewish infidel ass.