DA Holds Presser On Philly Shooting

Larry Krasner, the Soros-appointed Philadelphia District attorney, held a press conference yesterday regarding the six police officers shot and the felonious thug who shot them. During the post, I’ll use my News Translator to sift through all the b.s. you’re about to read.

Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner held a news conference Monday morning to discuss charges against the man accused of shooting six Philadelphia police officers as well as four additional people in relation to the incident.

Translation: Krasner is open about his disdain for police, but the mayor forced him into the press conference. The mayor despises the police as well, but Jim Kenney would like to be reelected.

Krasner began his address by saying he would be offering limited information, “much more limited than we had hoped to present today.”

Translation: Krasner would rather not let the police department enjoy some rare good press, so the defendant’s really dirty details will be omitted.

He said the investigation was so enormous and still ongoing, that he could not risk stepping on the activity of the Philadelphia Police Department in this case.

Translation: This is a lie, since Krasner and his assistant district attorneys step on our investigations on a daily basis. For example prosecution was declined on my supermarket robbery, which had an arrest and very clear video of the incident. Squashed.

“This will take time,” said Krasner. “It could take months to complete the investigation, but it will be done correctly.”

Translation: By the time the investigation is concluded, everyone would have forgotten about it, and we can pretend it never happened.

Maurice Hill, 36 faces the following charges:

Multiple counts of Murder-Attempt to Commit, multiple counts of Aggravated of Assault, multiple counts of Assault of Law Enforcement Officer, multiple counts of Simple Assault, multiple counts of Recklessly Endangering Another Person, multiple counts of Unlawful Restraint, Criminal Conspiracy, Possessing Instruments of Crime, Possession of Firearm with Altered Manufacture’s Number, Violation of Uniform Firearms Act-Former Convict, Causing-Risking a Catastrophe, Control Substance Act-Manufacture/Delivery/Possession with Intent to Deliver, and Control Substance Act- Knowingly/Intentionally Possession of Control Substance.

Translation: This looks good, but Krasner will have at least half these charges dropped before they get out of the preliminary court appearance.

Nothing will change in the District Attorney’s Office. Sadly, incidents like this one will become more frequent, because when the politicians tell people they don’t have to obey the law, people listen.

So, This Is Happening

The citizens of Philadelphia have decided they will organize a “Free Maurice Hill” march tomorrow evening. For those of you who are unaware, Maurice Hill is the “man” who fired at countless Philadelphia police officers Wednesday evening, and shot six. Hill has a lengthy criminal record, but the people of Philadelphia will be spending their Friday evening calling for his outright release.

I hate this town. I hate its people.