Don’t. Mess. With. Her. Fries.

A Georgia woman was arrested after seriously complaining about her McDonald’s fries.

A Garden City McDonald’s owner said [Lillian Shantel Tarver] left with her food order then came back saying her fries were cold.

The woman had a gun in her hand while she complained about the food and demanded a refund. The owner told WJCL that he opened the cash drawer and told the woman she could take whatever she wanted. The station said the woman fired a single shot at the ground before leaving the restaurant.

While I’m not a fan of McDonald’s, their fries rare amazeballs. I wouldn’t be happy if they were packed in the bag cold, but I also wouldn’t come back with a gun. Cold waffle fries from Chick-Fil-A? Maybe.

This Kid’s Gonna Fry

A British teenager was arrested after placing a French fry into a straw and shooting it a girl, striking her in the head. London can’t lock up Islamists, but French fry assaulters? They’re on the case.

A 13-year-old boy was charged with assault after he fired a McDonald’s chip through a straw and it hit a woman’s face.

The teenager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, allegedly used the straw to launch the chip at the woman’s head at a McDonald’s restaurant in the Broadway shopping centre in Hammersmith, west London. This then sparked a bust up between three of his friends and four young women which spilled outside.

The boy was then arrested despite his mother claiming he was aiming the chip at his friend.

In fairness, McDonald’s fries are the greatest in all the land. Wasting one should be a capital offense; preferably death by dipping into boiling oil.