Don’t Walk Away Mad; Just Walk Away

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the two most annoying “celebrities” on Earth, have lashed out at the Queen, claiming she does not own the word “royal.” Wow, these two really have a pair of balls on them.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry stunned fans last month when the couple announced they would be stepping back as senior members of the royal family. On Friday, the pair’s spokesperson confirmed that, as a part of this plan, the Duke and Duchess will refrain from using the word “royal” or “Sussex Royal” brand in any capacity going forward, citing “specific UK government rules” as the reason.

But in a more lengthy post on Harry and Meghan’s official website, the pair detail exactly how the transition will take place while also insisting that the Queen does not have any ownership over the term “Royal.”

Harry is a dope, but I think all this stems from Meghan. The chick is a publicity hound, and since she doesn’t get any Hollywood roles anymore, she needs to make herself relevant to the unwashed masses. Good luck with that Harry, because when her looks fade, all you’ll have is that irritating personality.

Shut Up, Meg

There are even more reasons to cheer for Meghan Markle’s rejection of her royalty status: the decision is sending many Meghan Markle impersonators to the unemployment lines. God save the Queen.

Amid all the kerfuffle over Megxit, spare a thought for the Meghan Markle lookalikes whose work may dry up now that the former actress and her husband, Prince Harry, are severing ties with the British royal family.

They include Sarah Mhlanga, the UK’s foremost Markle doppelgänger, who says she enjoys playing the 38-year-old “because she’s so smiley,” but adds that she is taking the dramatic change to her situation in stride.

Mhlanga, 36, of Manchester, England, who describes herself as an actress, says she gets mistaken for the duchess wherever she goes.

Wow, and Mhlanga believes that’s a good thing? It’s like being mistaken for Michelle Obama or Adam Schiff. Most people would be embarrassed.

God (Truly) Save The Queen

Queen Elizabeth II may be one of the most courageous, accomplished, and battle-hardened leaders on Earth. She was a truck driver and mechanic in World War II and has been an unwavering presence in the UK for decades. Sadly, this icon has been cursed with stupid, spoiled offspring.

While Prince William seems top-notch, Prince Charles is a leftist dolt, and William’s brother Harry – not to mention his “celebrity wife” – is swirling the drain.

Queen Elizabeth is “privately unhappy” at the money spent on renovations at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s Frogmore Cottage — as staff at the UK abode are being “redeployed” following the couple’s bombshell Megxit announcement.

Taxpayers shelled out 2.4 million British pounds — more than $3 million — on the refurbishing, leaving the monarch furious as the Sussexes plan to start a new life in Canada.

These two clowns knew full well they were thinking of fleeing the UK before this taxpayer money was appropriated, and they never bothered to mention it. Oh, and Markle refuses to move to America while President Trump is in office. Her loss is our gain.

The Queen has said in a statement that while the royal family “would have preferred” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle keep their senior palace duties, she is “entirely supportive” of the couple.

Likely false, but the Queen is too polite to truly speak her mind here.

Meanwhile, workers at the five-bedroom pad gifted to the couple by the Queen are being “redeployed elsewhere around the estate.”

Something which would have been unnecessary if these millennial jackasses were more concerned with their country than their personal goals. God I hate these people. The Queen should put Charles, Camilla and these two dumbasses in the Tower for the rest of their days.

God Truly Save The Queen

Queen Elizabeth II’s sixty-six years of brave, upright, principled leadership is about to be completely undone by her oafish son and her idiotic, leftist millennial grandson.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have decided to raise a “gender-fluid” baby.

A source close to the couple [said] Meghan Markle, 37, was telling guests at her recent New York baby shower that she would raise their baby in a “fluid” way.

While it is unknown how strictly they will take their ‘gender fluid’ parenting, the royal couple may decide to avoid dressing their firstborn in typical pink or blue clothes associated with boys and girls and are likely to encourage their child to play with a variety of toys including dolls and trucks.

Or, on the other end of the spectrum, they could join a small group of parents who are raising ‘theybies’ — children who aren’t identified as a ‘he’ or ‘she’.

Imagine you lived through (and served) in World War II, helped manage one of the greatest countries on Earth, sat helpless through decolonization, and watched your son’s marriage deteriorate all to see your grandson and his leftist American wife decide they do not want to “burden” their child with a gender assignment.

Tall, Dark, And Harry

Sew up your pink parts, ladies; England’s Prince Harry is now officially off the market.

Meghan Markle revealed tonight how she said ‘yes’ immediately to Prince Harry after he proposed on one knee while they were cooking a roast dinner during a ‘cosy night’ in.

In their first joint interview this evening, Miss Markle, 36, said she did not even wait for the 33-year-old royal to finish the sentence before she said ‘yes’ – and it was ‘so sweet and natural and very romantic’.

The couple, who had been in Nottingham Cottage at Kensington Palace when the proposal happened, revealed that they first met on a blind date after being set up by a female friend – and have tried to see each other every two weeks.

Harry added: ‘I fell in love with Meghan so incredibly quickly… All the stars were aligned – everything was just perfect. It was this beautiful woman just sort of literally tripped and fell into my life – I fell into her life.’

Don’t get me wrong; Meghan is definitely sploosh-worthy, but she’s no Kate Middleton. Kate is the woman you fight wars for, while Meghan is the woman you reserve king-sized beds for.