Sunday Services

No, I am not resurrecting Sunday Services, but I wanted to do this today after hearing Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter was awarded a modeling gig with IMG.

From Sebastian Gorka: “Ella Emhoff is Kamala Harris’ 22 year old step daughter. Eight days after the Inauguration she suddenly lands a modeling contract with IMG Models”

Wow, what a co-inky-dink! It’s almost like IMG is pandering to the illegitimate vice-president to possibly get some love sometime down the road. The modeling gig doesn’t really bother me, because I understand IMG was not even remotely serious with this offer. How do I know?

Click this link to see what Kamala’s stepdaughter looks like.

Does she look like a supermodel to you?

So, in an effort to unsee that woman, I decided to flood the post with the most beautiful First Lady in American history: Melania Trump.

President, First Lady Positive For Covid

Yes, I realize this story is already old news, but President Trump and the First Lady have been tested positive for the Chinese Wuhan Virus.

While this is a significant news story, it has been somewhat upstaged by the reaction of leftists and NeverTrumpers.

But I repeat myself.

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump tested positive for coronavirus [Friday] night, and the response from the left has been exactly what you’d expect.

It was just hours after conservatives sent an outpouring of love and support to left-leaning TV personality and model Chrissy Teigen following her miscarriage that conservatives received a stark reminder that the same kindness will never be extended to us from our political opposition.

World leaders and Joe and Jill Biden sent their condolences to President Trump – but the pundit class was too busy dancing with glee to do anything of that sort.

Credit to the Bidens for not taking the low road. The same cannot be said of others…

Kathy At The Bat

Crazy stupid hot supermodel Kathy Ireland has come to First Lady Melania Trump’s defense, claiming she is doing “a wonderful job.” So I guess Kathy will be blacklisted by the time you finish reading this sentence.

Former supermodel Kathy Ireland has come to the defense of Melania Trump and praised her for her anti-bullying efforts.

“She’s [the first lady’s] doing a wonderful job,” the 56-year-old model/actress turned author shared in a newly released interview for an episode of Yahoo Finance’s “Influencers with Andy Serwer.”

“I don’t think there is any time that bullying is OK for anybody,” she added. “There’s never a time when that’s OK.”

Good for her. It’s high time people start waking up to the fact this First Lady actually possesses class.

You Stay Classy, Baltimore

First Lady Melania Trump attended the Baltimore Youth Summit yesterday to address the opioid crisis. While there, the attendees greeted her with boos. I truly cannot leave the east coast soon enough.

First lady Melania Trump took the high road in response to getting booed in Baltimore on Tuesday, saying that “everyone is entitled to their opinion.”

The first lady was booed as she spoke Tuesday at the B’More Youth Summit at the University of Maryland in Baltimore, a summit intended to promote healthy attitudes and help children understand the dangers of opioid abuse, as part of her “Be Best” campaign.

Not for nothing, but with the rampant corruption and violent crime infesting Bulletmore, Murderland, can those people really throw stones?

When asked to respond to the boos, the first lady emphasized her commitment to combating the opioid crisis.

“We live in a democracy and everyone is entitled to their opinion,” she said in a statement to the New York Times.

Unlike the previous First “Lady,” Melania goes about her business without bothering anyone or making waves – like say, trashing America at every turn – and what does she get for that? Nothing but scorn from people who refuse to accept the results of an election.

Caption Contest Winners

The A Christmas Story Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Ok, this is cool and all, but I’d rather be playing Fortnite.” – Jim
4. “I listened…I get it…”Be Best”…now can I have my $130,000?” – Roger Turner
3. “I’m younger than Trump. I like older women. Doggone it, I’m cute! I think I have a shot at her!” – Mike AKA Proof
2. “That was great lady, but I’m Jewish….” – Sully

WINNER! – “Twas the night before Christmas and all through the House, not a creature was stirring, except Pelosi, that louse!” – William

Weekend Caption Contest

A Christmas Story Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 24th.

Original Caption: U.S. first lady Melania Trump sits beside Nathan Simm while reading a children’s Christmas story during her visit to Children’s National Health System in Washington. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Hillary Clinton Is A Bitter Old Hag

Drunken, unaccomplished former First Lady Hillary Clinton showed her impeccable manners at George H.W. Bush’s funeral yesterday. The physically and mentally ill woman snubbed First Lady Melania Trump as she greeted the former presidents and their spouses.

Two-time failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton snubbed Melania Trump during George H.W. Bush’s funeral Wednesday, refusing to shake her hand or wave at the First Lady after the other former presidents and their wives did.

Melania shook hands with former President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and former President Bill Clinton as she then waved in the direction of Hillary and former President Jimmy Carter – only to receive a wave back from Carter and an awkward and bitter nod back from Hillary.

But remember, the Never Trump scolds wanted this woman to be your president.

Oh and get this; the Washington Post wrote an article yesterday criticizing President Trump for not reciting the Apostles’ Creed. Maybe I missed it, but when have the leftists at the WaPo ever given a damn about Christianity? Oh right, they’re Defenders of the Faith as long as they can use it to bash the president. Such disgusting people.

Caption Contest Winners

The Down In The Trumps Caption Contest is now over.

Top Three Entries:
3. I said, “Bring me the head of John the McCain on a platter”. – Ingineer66
2. “Hey Samantha, you might want to look out for Hurricane Melania.” – Jim

WINNER! – …and then Melania ripped a fart like a truck driver on a three day burrito binge… – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Down In The Trumps Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 11th.

Original Caption: First lady Melania Trump appears with President Donald Trump during a hurricane response briefing at the Federal Emergency Management Agency in Washington. REUTERS/Carlos Barria

The Media Still Doesn’t Get It

A leftist hack writing for The New Yorker went to First Lady Melania Trump’s hometown in an effort to find some dirt. She chose… poorly.

Vendela Vida, a writer for The New Yorker, traveled to First Lady Melania Trump’s hometown in Slovenia for some reason, and discovered an extremely juicy piece of news.

Vida makes it to Sevnica, Slovenia, the town in Eastern Europe where the future first lady was born.

The writer peppers her piece with small put-downs of the country, pointing out the fact that some shops were closed and a waitress at a restaurant didn’t know whether a hamburger on the menu was “grass-fed” or not.

Finally, the big reveal — Vida discovers a dessert dish named after Melania Trump on a restaurant menu and asks the waitress if “people here like Melania?” to which she simply replied, “Of course.”

So this assclown travels all the way to Slovenia, insults the country and its people, then is shocked – SHOCKED – to find the locals admire Melania Trump? Money well spent.

Say what you want about President Trump – he speaks plainly and doesn’t always show grace – but Melania Trump has been a rather flawless First Lady thus far, exuding elegance, grace, and class.