Send Lawyers, Guns, And Honey…

An aspiring Mississippi pron actor decided to rob his coworkers while shooting an adult video. It never occurred to me that Meridian, Mississippi would be recognized as one of the pron capitals of the world.

Meridian police are investigating a case involving a robbery, a shooting, an adult film and a naked man running through a residential neighborhood. Police say the armed robbery happened at an abandoned alternative school on Azalea Drive while three people were making an adult film.

Police say the robber, who was still naked from shooting the film, made the victim send him $200 through Cashapp. The victim then tried to make a run for it but was chased and shot at by the naked robber, putting several holes in his car.

“In my seven years of doing this, this is one of the most unique incidents that I’ve ever run across,” said Detective Rochester Anderson.

To quote Indiana Jones in The Last Crusade, “It happens to me all the time.”