Racist Woman Derides “White Folks”

Michelle Obama, the most racist, ignorant, despicable woman ever to step foot in the White House took a break from her very busy schedule to lecture Americans about those troubsome “white folks.”

White folks” continue to avoid living with minorities, Michelle Obama said Tuesday while attending the Obama Foundation Summit in Chicago.

The former first lady was talking about the phenomenon known as “white flight” during an interview with the Chicago Sun-Times. Obama told the publication she believes white people are still on the run.

Sweet fancy Moses, this woman is a complete dullard.

“We were doing everything we were supposed to do – and better,” Obama recalled, as she described the Obama family’s success and their decision to move to a new home on the South Side of Chicago. “But when we moved in, white families moved out,” she told the Sun-Times.

“I want to remind white folks that y’all were running from us. And you’re still running.”

For f**ks sake, where do I begin? First of all, you ugly “woman,” your neighbors likely moved because no one wants to live next door to a former president and the trouble – constant Secret Service protection, in-and-out politicians, and media types – which follows. Plus yes, they also likely wanted to get away from you and your “husband.”

Second, as someone who spent fifty years in Philadelphia, I am kind of an expert in “white flight.” No one flees the big cities solely because of skin tone. In my city, most people – of all colors by the way – have been escaping the higher taxes, crooked politicians, and rampant violent crime. Yes, most of the crime in Philly is committed by African-Americans – sadly, the victims are mostly black, as well – but people leave because of the crime, not the race of the perpetrators.

Finally, “white folks” flee big cities because they can. I’d wager most minorities in this town would get away, too, if they were financially able.

Now I know Michelle Obama is the smartest man woman in America (after Hillary Clinton), but she is either lying about “white folks” – again – or she’s completely ignorant about America’s big, leftist cities.

Moochelle’s Gonna Moochelle

Former First “Lady” Michelle Obama was asked about the busing argument between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden during the last debate. You would think a stand-up girl like Obama would immediately defend her husband’s running mate. You’d be wrong.

Michelle Obama declined an opportunity to defend former Vice President Joe Biden during an appearance at Saturday’s Essence Festival.

Gayle King attempted to get Obama’s opinion on the recent debate stage “dust up” between Biden and Kamala Harris, which saw the California senator harshly criticize Biden’s position on federally mandated busing in the 1970s.

“I do not,” Obama responded when asked if she had “any thoughts” about the controversy. “I’ve been doing this rodeo far too long,” she said as the audience laughed. “And no comment.”

I guess pigment is thicker than water. I almost feel sorry for Biden. For some reason, the man sincerely likes and respects the Obama family, and they shank him at every single opportunity. Despicable people.

Michelle Knows Nothing About Nothing

Cover your genitals, everyone; Michelle Obama is back mingling with the unwashed masses. This time, she’s begging the low-information voters to participate in the midterms.

Michelle Obama encouraged people who “know nothing about nothing” to get out and vote while speaking at a campaign-style rally on Monday in Las Vegas.

“Voting does not require any kind of special expertise,” Obama told the crowd. “You know, you don’t need to be have some fancy degree to be qualified to vote. You don’t have to read every news article to be qualified to vote.”

“I’ve been voting since I was 18 years old — and trust me I didn’t know nothing about nothing at 18 years old — right?” she said, throwing her hands up.

Sadly, little has changed. Thirty-six years later, Michelle Obama is utterly and completely ignorant about America and its Constitution.

My Scare Lady

Crying Litter IndianThe Queen of the Harpies, aka Michelle Obama, addressed an Indian Native American school this week and bored lectured addressed students on the bullshit topic of global warming.

First lady Michelle Obama told graduates of the Santa Fe Indian School in Santa Fe, N.M., last week that “some of the loudest voices in our national conversation” say it’s okay to harm the planet and use our land, air and water “however we wish.”

And you don’t need your first lady to tell you that. All you have to do is tune in to the news, and you’ll see that right now, some of the loudest voices in our national conversation are saying things that go against every single one of the values that you’ve been living at this school,” Mrs. Obama said.

First of all, are there any voices louder than the one bellowing from this broad? She rants and she raves about saving the planet, then demands a separate flight to her vacation spots, because sharing Air Force One with her effeminate husband is too much to bear.

Second, why is this bint addressing herself in the third person. Lady, and I use that term loosely, you are not my first lady. In fact, globally, I would place you well below Eva Braun and barely above Edith Wilson.

Caption Contest Winners

Larry Wilmore And Michelle Obama National Anthem

The Oh, Say, Can You Flee? Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Patriotism…..we don’t need no stinkin’ patriotism in this administration!” – Metoo
4. “Damn, not this silly song again.” – Jenn
3. Moochel: “Play faster you idiots. I can feel my skin starting to burn.” – Cathy
2. “The guy in the dress has really big hands, did he used to run the decathlon?” – Rob in Katy

WINNER! – Larry Wilmore, holding his hand over his pancreas, was a little unclear on the concept. – Proof

Old Yeller

Michelle Obama Jackson State University

Michelle Obama delivered a commencement address this weekend at Jackson State University – a historically black college, go figure – and flapped her gums about Mississippi’s religious freedom law.

In a rare entrance into a politically charged controversy, first lady Michelle Obama used a commencement speech Saturday at Jackson State University in Mississipppi to directly target the state’s recently-passed “religious freedom” bill.

A “rare entrance” into politics? Is ABC News smoking crack? This twatwaffle offers her insipid opinions on everything from Obamacare to the Academy Awards. Normally I would advise her to shut her word hole and look pretty, but, you know, look at her.

“We see it right here in Mississippi — just two weeks ago -– how swiftly progress can hurtle backward,” Obama said. “How easy it is to single out a small group and marginalize them because of who they are or who they love.”

I am literally choking on the irony – or is that Michelle Obama’s man-stink? The Mississippi legislation ensures business owners are not punished for refusing service which they believe violates their religious beliefs and moral convictions. By forcing them to violate their religious beliefs, as the Wookie would prefer, Christians and other religious people are being singled out and marginalized.

But hey, why let facts get in the way of a good rant?

Caption Contest Winners

Michelle Obama Shrugging Shoulders

The Shrugs, Not Drugs Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. Safe space? SAFE SPACE?? It’s the frickin’ “White” House! – Jim
4. “I once caught a chocolate glazed donut this big…” – Sully
3. Michelle Obama surprised everyone with a knockout rendition of “YWCA”, complete with choreography. – Proof
2. “Would you believe my penis is this long?” – L-Frame

WINNER!Yes, I keep Barack’s balls in my purse. What’s your point? – Metoo

Michelle Obama Is Faaabulous!

MIchelle Obama Dancing AwfullyCall off the nationwide search; someone found Michelle Obama. The First Lady was located and rescued from her underground bunker, but if the photo on the right is any indication, it appears she is having a stroke.

Michelle Obama brought Broadway and some of its brightest stars to the White House on Monday to host a workshop and celebrate performing arts students from around the country. Gloria Estefan, legendary composer Andrew Llyod Webber, Whoopi Goldberg, and Glee star Matthew Morrison were just some of the big names welcomed to the East Room on Monday.

The first lady told the 40 ‘extraordinary’ high school students that her famous guests were there to help them. The students participated in workshops on acting, directing, singing, costume design, makeup and musical composition.

And Obama made sure to show off some of her famous moves while dancing with Estefan and choreographer Sergio Trujillo to the singer’s hit song Conga.

So at least 129 people were slaughtered in Paris on Friday, a credible bomb scare was investigated in Germany yesterday, Syrian “refugees” are invading America, and this tone-deaf, uncoordinated bint is hosting a Broadway night in the White House? Will someone please hand Nero her fiddle?