Intent To Deliver… A Sausage

The once proud state of Michigan pulled a boner this week when they allowed some broad to change the police policy on prostitution.

Michigan is moving to become the final state in the country to stop allowing police officers to legally have sex with prostitutes they are investigating.

“We have the dubious distinction of being the last state in the nation to have this law in our books,” Republican state Sen. Judy Emmons, who sponsored a bill to end the exemption, said in a statement.

Most other states only require confirmation of intent to commit the crime — without the cops doing the deed themselves.

Great, so there is absolutely no reason to visit Michigan ever again.

Emmons introduced the bill in March and the state’s Senate Judiciary Committee unanimously passed it on Tuesday, sending it to the full Senate for consideration.

As of now, Michigan is the only state that gives immunity to police officers who get too deep undercover with prostitutes they’re probing.

Heh, heh, “probing.” Personally I think this is a ridiculous idea, and not because I already put in a transfer to the Ann Arbor Police Department. There is a difference between agreeing on payment for sex, and actually slipping someone the pickle.

A simple verbal agreement does not hold as much water – or some other liquid – as does deep penetration. The fact this legislation was proposed by a homely-looking Republican vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.