Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress

As someone who may be diagnosed with cancer in twelve days, I should probably be more loving, tolerant, and forgiving. That said, I think this story is absolutely high-larious. There, I said it.

A migrant mother impaled herself on pieces of rebar last Friday after attempting to climb the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

A 26-year-old women fell from the primary border wall near the San Ysidro Port of Entry and landed on pieces of rebar that pierced her side and buttocks.

The woman was with her two children, who are three and five years old, when she attempted to cross into the U.S. illegally near the San Ysidro Port of Entry shortly after 8:00 pm.

Wow, let’s put her up for Mother of the Year. Friggin’ idiot.

Border Patrol agents assisted the woman and had her taken to the hospital, where she is being treated for non-life threatening injuries. Her children were also evaluated for any injuries before being released into Border Patrol custody.

Now remember, American leftists have spent the past year or so claiming U.S. Customs and Border Protection is filled with racist Nazis who hate brown people. Yep, so much so that they risked their safety to help someone Darwin should have taken from us long ago.

The truly sad part is once this woman is treated and released, she won’t thank the CBP for saving her life. Instead, she’ll continue to rally against the racist Nazis which comprise the U.S. Border Patrol.