Miranda Is The Perfect Name For Her

Meet Miranda Perez of Palm Beach County, Florida.

Miranda loves her children, so much so that she allegedly threatened to shoot up her children’s school because it was about to be rezoned.

Investigators say a Florida mother was so upset that her children were rezoned to a new school that she threatened to shoot up the new school just as the new academic year is beginning.

Palm Beach County Sheriff’s officials say they arrested 28-year-old Miranda Perez Sunday on an intimidation charge for threatening a mass shooting.

News outlets reports a friend called authorities after video chatting with Perez. He told deputies Perez was upset over the rezoning to relieve overcrowding at their old school. (H/T – JF – 911)

If nothing else, that mug shot is perfect. The pouting face is a cross between Gary Coleman’s, “What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” and “I don’t know nothin’ about shooting no babies!”