Caption Contest Winners

The The Money Train Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Let the celebratory riots begin!!! – Sully
4. Americans celebrate the dissolution of America. – Veeshir
3. George Floyd’s family is spending their settlement money well. – Ingineer66
2. I TOLD you my 401K exploded after the Biden administration took over! – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Sigh….All those singles and not a garter in sight. – RudyTBone

Weekend Caption Contest

The Money Train Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 26th.

Original Caption: People react after the verdict in the trial of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, found guilty of the death of George Floyd, at George Floyd Square in Minneapolis, Minnesota. REUTERS/Octavio Jones

Miami Nice

On Super Bowl Sunday, celebrities and rappers – they’re not celebrities in my book – descended on to the One Gentleman’s Club in Miami. It may or may not surprise you to learn the party got a little out of hand.

Miami strippers were the real winners of Super Bowl LIV. Pole dancers were seen wading through ankle-deep piles of cash during one of a slew of game-day bashes of debauchery — some of which drew celebrities toting boxes full of bills, videos show.

The floor of one unnamed jiggle joint appears blanketed by dollar bills as nearly nude exotic dancers saunter alongside stages in G-strings and heels, according to a video on Instagram.

Music star Post Malone — who was filmed reaching into a cardboard box while grinning and giving away giant stacks of cash — was among the patrons who made it rain extra hard during another one of the in-club parties.

Apparently, the patrons were stuffing bills into their clothing as fast as they could grab it. And see guys, your parents always told you to stay away from those places. If you were there, you’d be retired by now!