Damned Dirty Apes!

A pack of enraged monkeys killed two hundred and fifty dogs after one of the dogs killed an infant monkey in India.

Enraged monkeys have killed 250 dogs in an Indian district by dragging them to the top of buildings and trees and dropping them.

Panic-stricken residents have also come under attack and say the acts of animal violence have been carried out ‘in revenge’ after a pack of dogs killed one of the monkeys’ infants.

The horrific incidents have been reported in the villages of Majalgaon, where 250 dogs are said to have been killed by rampaging primates, and nearby Lavul in Maharashtra’s Beed district. According to India’s News18 website, ‘not a single pup’ is left in Lavul where even school children are being chased and attacked.

If I can steal a line from the movie “Snatch,” “Do you have anything to declare?” “Yeah, don’t go to India.”