Happy Mother’s Day!

I wanted to wish all the moms out there a happy Mother’s Day. It’s effectively the only day of the years where you can relax while everyone attempts to help out in the house.

It’s a bittersweet Mother’s Day for me, since it’s the first without my mother. The good news is Mrs. Earp’s mom is coming for dinner, and she is the closest thing to a mom I have anymore.

Here’s wishing all you moms have a terrific day, hopefully with family by your side. Unless, of course, you don’t like your kids, then you can stay home, eat junk food, and have a few adult beverages.

You Don’t Bring Me Flowers…

Meet Sandra Kay Webb of Tampa, Florida.

Sandra’s loving husband bought her a bouquet of flowers for Mother’s Day, and Sandra was so overjoyed she threw them straight into her best vase. No, wait a minute, she actually threw them at her husband.

Investigators say that Sandra Kay Webb, 32, and her spouse were in their Tampa-area residence when matters turned physical around 12:30 AM Monday.

Webb, seen at right, was upset at the victim because he bought her children “flowers to give her for Mother’s Day.” This “made the defendant angry.”

Webb allegedly “threw the flowers at the victim while he was in bed and struck him with the bouquet.” Webb is also accused of spitting on her husband’s arm and chest.

She seems nice.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Here’s wishing a very happy Mother’s Day to my mom, Mrs. Earp, and all the mothers out there.

You ladies perform a thankless, stress-filled job while being overpowered by whiny children, dirty laundry, and husbands who usually forget Mother’s Day.

(Or put up a lame blog post in lieu of a gift.)