Our Brave Media Firefighters…

A despicable leftist “reporter” for MSNBC was covering the Antifa riots in Seattle when she received a special delivery via Air Mail.

AN NBC News reporter was apparently hit by a flash-bang grenade while covering protests in Seattle on Monday night.

Jo Ling Kent was live on MSNBC in the city’s Capitol Hill neighborhood when she was caught in what appeared to be fireworks.

“I don’t know if you can hear me, but we have police now advancing on protesters,” Kent said, before her left hand was then struck. Kent, her news crew, and protesters, who appear to be on a turf grass sports field, quickly run away from the scene, as Kent appears to say: “Oh my gosh … we’re moving, we’re moving.”

It’s a shame Jo Ling was wearing her mask, since most people in the vicinity of a flash-bang usually soil themselves and are knocked unconscious. Now that would have been must-see TV.

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Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders rolled to an easy victory in the Nevada caucuses, solidifying him as the Democratic Socialist front-runner. At this point, Sanders is likely to win the nomination, and that made the snowflakes at MSNBC very unhappy.

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders looks to be the winner of the Nevada caucuses, and MSNBC pundits don’t seem to be thrilled by the news. Sanders and MSNBC have been at odds before, with the candidate and his supporters often accusing the network of being anti-Sanders.

Chris Matthews compared Sanders’ electoral success to France’s fall to Nazi Germany in World War II.

In another viral clip, MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace compared President Donald Trump and Sanders, accused them of using “dark arts” on the media, and called supporters a “squeaky, angry minority.”

Like most leftists, the “talent” at MSNBC knows a Bernie Sanders candidacy will be a disaster, and while you would think journalists – giggle – would be able to simply report the news instead of editorializing their displeasure.

Meet Our Next Vice-President

During Monday’s gun rights rally in Virginia, an older gentleman sauntered behind MSNBC’s fake news “reporter” Gabe Gutierrez and gave him what-for.

The man jumped into view behind NBC reporter Gabe Gutierrez, who was speaking to MSNBC host Hallie Jackson in the studio at the time.

“Yeah, it’s exactly right, Hallie,” Gutierrez agreed, noting that the gathered crowd included quite a few people wearing or carrying Trump 2020 gear. “A lot of President Trump’s supporters here,” he said. “They see this as an affront on the Second Amendment and certainly as the president has been tweeting about this rally for several days. So Hallie, I’m sending it back to you.”

A bearded elderly man ran into the shot just behind Gutierrez, yelling, “Y’all are a bunch of f**kin’ lyin’ pieces of s**t!” he yelled as two men stepped in to restrain him. “F**k you!”

The gentleman is now already polling better than Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and Joe Biden.

Bernie Bros Before Morning Joes

Undemocratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is getting his dandruff up after yet another spat with the “journalists” at MSNBC. Apparently, Sanders believes MSNBC is not a legitimate news organization, and MSNBC believes Sanders is not a legitimate contender.

Spoiler alert: they’re both correct.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) and MSNBC have always had a complicated relationship. Sanders, a top-tier contender for the Democratic nomination, has long questioned the news media’s biases, while pundits have taken fresh shots at the Vermont senator this cycle. But officials in Sanders’ campaign contend that leading up to the 2020 election, the network is one of several cable news outlets directly contributing to a media climate where false claims go unchecked and requests for progressive voices on-air are frequently turned down.

“More often than not these commentators are injecting their opinion without any policy discussions,” Nina Turner, the national co-chair of Sanders’ campaign, told The Daily Beast. “They’re not there to tell the gospel truth.”

Wait, the mainstream media expresses opinions instead of facts? The hell you say!

The backlash from Sanders-world reached a new high on Sunday, when MSNBC analyst Mimi Rocah, a former assistant U.S attorney for the Southern District of New York and occasional contributor to The Daily Beast, launched a personal critique of Sanders during a segment with host David Gura, saying that he makes her “skin crawl” and that he’s not a “pro-woman candidate.”

“Bernie Sanders makes my skin crawl,” Rocah started when discussing the lineup for the upcoming Democratic debate in Detroit, where Sanders will share a stage with Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA). “I can’t even identify for you what exactly it is. But I see him as sort of a not pro-woman candidate,” she continued. “So, having the two of them there—like, I don’t understand young women who support him. And I’m hoping having him next to her will help highlight that.”

In fairness, every Democratic candidate – and honestly, every Democrat, period – makes my skin crawl. I cannot respect someone who wants to fundamentally change the greatest country on planet Earth. That said, I also cannot gather enough popcorn to keep me satiated during this fabulous Leftist-on-Leftist violence.

MSNBC Totes Loves The Troops

Meet Mariana Atencio. Mariana is a “reporter” for MSNBC, and while on location at a Texas polling place, she and her crew took up two handicap spaces, denying parking for a wounded warrior.

James Berrie, an Air Force veteran who is confined to a wheelchair, said he was going to vote early on Tuesday when he noticed an MSNBC crew blocking both handicap parking spots in front of Houston’s Bayland Community Center.

Berrie said on Facebook that he parked in a separate location and told Atencio and her crew to move on his way in to vote. When he exited the community center, however, he discovered that MSNBC was still taking up the spots and seemingly had no intention of vacating.

“Went to vote, and found this waiting for us,” Berrie wrote, along with a photo of the MSNBC crew. “The only van accessible spot and they’re filming in it. We asked them to move, pointed out how it was wrong, then went to vote, because it takes time to load up. But came out and still there. Not even packing up, still getting ready for their shot.”

Berrie claimed the crew did not move from the handicap spaces until several people interrupted their live shot.

Disgusting. Atencio later issued a non-apology apology, while omitting the fact she and her crew ignored Berrie’s pleas to move.

I’ve said it many times, but it bears repeating; the left hates us and everything conservatives stand for.

“Would You Like To See My Hardball?”

Chris Matthews, MSNBC’s most prominent kook leftist, paid off a woman who claimed Matthews sexually harassed her.

An MSNBC spokesman confirmed Saturday the company made a separation-related payment to one of Chris Matthews employees after the woman complained about sexual harassment.

Two sources claimed Matthews paid $40,000 to settle with an assistant producer on his show, “Hardball with Chris Matthews,” in 1999 after she accused him of harassment. An MSNBC spokesperson contested that claim to the Caller, saying the company instead paid significantly less as part of a severance package.

The woman complained to CNBC executives about Matthews making inappropriate comments and jokes about her while in the company of others.

Wow, I never thought Matthews had it in him; and by that, I mean I thought he was either gay or too drunk to make a legitimate pass at a woman. Don’t worry, though; MSNBC takes a hard line against sexual harassment in the workplace…

The MSNBC spokesman said that they thoroughly reviewed the situation at the time and that Matthews received a formal reprimand.

A formal reprimand? Wow, it must be like working during the Spanish Inquisition, amirite?

Mika Brzezinski Addresses The Peasants

msnbcs-mika-brzezinskiMSNBC hack Mika Brzezinski suffered through a rare case of honesty this morning, solidifying the rumor the media is not out to inform, but indoctrinate.

While discussing President Trump’s entreaties to the American people to remain skeptical of the press, MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski worried that if the economy turns south, Americans may end up trusting him over the media.

“And it could be that while unemployment and the economy worsens, he could have undermined the messaging so much that he can actually control exactly what people think,” Brzezinski said. “And that, that is our job.”

The comment failed to raise any eyebrows from her co-panelists. Instead, her co-host, Joe Scarborough, said that Trump’s media antagonism puts him on par with Mussolini and Lenin.

Thankfully, the comments were regurgitated on MSNBC, so only a handful of people heard them.

I do find it ironic the people who are the loudest critics of the “Fake News” charge are the ones perpetuating fake news.