I’m Johnny Knoxville, And This Is Jackass

So, this happened.

Apparently a naked man wearing a panda head was roller-skating on I-670 near Columbus, Ohio. The man was also carrying a golf club, while he was skating in the busy traffic lanes.

Authorities in Ohio are trying to identify a man who was filmed rollerblading while naked on a highway.

The man is wearing only a panda head and appears to be carrying a golf club. The video is circulating on social media.

I’d also like to mention the man did this in mid-December, so his testicles were probably high up in his chest cavity. I mean, hey, you do you, Ohio. Just next time, maybe put on a scarf.