Nancy Pelosi Is A Jackass

Nancy Pelosi’s trip to Taiwan has already done more harm than good, as Chinese forces sent nearly thirty fighters into Taiwan’s airspace and conducted live fire exercises.

I guess this bitch thinks America doesn’t have enough on its plate.

DOZENS of Chinese planes have barrelled into Taiwan’s defence zone as tensions hit boiling point between the countries.

Taipei’s defence ministry said at least 27 Chinese aircraft crossed the Taiwan Strait median line – forcing the island to scramble jets amid invasion fears.

Also, for the record, I think China is the world’s worst bad actor, and I would relish their demise. That said, we’re not in any shape to fight a war with the Chinese, especially one that starts because some corrupt politician wanted a photo op.

A total of 27 fighters planes – including 16 Su-30 jets – crossed into the zone as Taipei ramped up its defence after Nancy Pelosi’s visit infuriated Beijing.

In the latest uptick in tensions, Taiwan said it dispatched aircraft and deployed missile systems to “monitor” the Chinese activities into its air defence identification zone.

This piece of detritus is going to set off a China/Taiwan conflict, just a day after the White House said they do not recognize Taiwan’s sovereignty. What happens if a war begins and F. Joe Biden says, “Sorry, we can’t help you, because I’m beholden to the Chi-coms?”

I’d Drink If I Was Married To Her, Too

This story is a few days old, but I wanted to comment (read: laugh) on the sad (read: hilarious) arrest of Nancy Pelosi’s husband after he was found driving under the influence.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi distanced herself — almost literally — from her husband’s drunk driving arrest after a crash over the weekend.

A statement issued by Drew Hammill, a Pelosi spokesman, drew attention to the fact that the speaker was a continent away from her husband, Paul, at the time of the incident. Nancy Pelosi was the speaker Sunday for the commencement of Brown University in Rhode Island.

Pelosi apparently claimed she “had nothing to do with it.” Wow, that sounds like a very loving couple who would never rat out each other.

“The speaker will not be commenting on this private matter which occurred while she was on the East Coast,” the statement said.

Wow, that’s interesting, because when it’s a Republican getting in trouble, this bitch demands an explanation and suggests said Republican resign. It’s almost like there are two sets of laws.

Caption Contest Winners

The Cryptkeeper Caption Contest is now over. I don’t remember the last time we got thirty responses for a caption contest!

Top Five Entries:
5. When the botox expires. – Veeshir
4. Hold on tight! The spins will go away. I have done this before. Just hold the podium tightly. – RD
3. What happens when you hold the nectar of Soros in your mouth too long trying to decide whether to spit or swallow… – DocRambo
2. “Gotta keep my Preparation H away from my toothpaste!” – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – The face you make when the Ark of the Covenant opens. – Gary Moore

If This Was France, We’d Have Guillotines

Corrupt leftist House Speaker Nancy Pelosi just received a $30 million windfall in insider stock trading, with the help of technology firms she is supposed to be overseeing.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi decries corporate greed, but that hasn’t stopped her from raking in as much as $30 million personally from insider stock trades on the very Big Tech companies she oversees in Congress.

No surprise then that she is also blocking bipartisan efforts to prevent members of Congress from engaging in individual stock picks, according to a New York Post report.

Wow, it’s almost like she’s the only person in Congress who can participate in insider trading.

After decades in public service, Pelosi has amassed an estimated net worth of anywhere between $40 million and $252 million, and recently her family invested millions in call options — betting that the stock price would go up — on such companies as Google, Salesforce, Micron Technology and Roblox.

We all know most of our politicians are irredeemably corrupt, but this is insane. Pelosi is effectively breaking the law, and not one person in Washington, D.C. will even bat an eye.

Democrats Hate You And Want You Dead

The despicable, Botox-fueled House Speaker Nancy Pelosi blocked Republican representatives from reading the names of thirteen military members who were murdered in Afghanistan.

Remember, the left loves the troops. Just ask them.

Republican representatives are blasting House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) after they say she blocked them from reading the names of the 13 U.S. service members who were killed in Afghanistan on the House floor.

“How badly do Nancy Pelosi and the House Democrats want to cover up this Afghanistan debacle? They just blocked Members of Congress from reading the names of the service members who sacrificed their lives in Afghanistan last week,” posted Rep. Carlos Gimenez (R-FL) on Tuesday. “Don’t you think our military deserves better?”

No, they don’t think the military deserves better. They lauded – and cleared – Capitol Police Officer Michael Byrd for murdering Ashli Babbitt, but military members slaughtered in Afghanistan? Well, that’s a bridge too far.

Rep. Brian Mast (R-FL), a wounded combat veteran from Afghanistan, said the same to The Floridian.

“We gaveled in, had a prayer, said the Pledge of Allegiance, took a moment of silence with pretty much all Republican veterans, then asked to be recognized to read names and bring up Afghanistan legislation,” Mast told the outlet. “They did not acknowledge us, and just closed the House down.”

When Nancy Pelosi finally leaves this mortal coil, she will have a lot to answer for with the Man Upstairs.

“The Squad” Turns Out To Be “The Fraud”

This may surprise you, but the corrupt, anti-Semitic members of “The Squad” don’t even believe their own bullshit. After railing against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for weeks, all four of these deranged lunatics fell lock-step in line.

Every member of the progressive Democratic group known as “The Squad” voted for Nancy Pelosi as House Speaker during a Sunday vote for the new 117th Congress.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was asked about her vote afterward on Capitol Hill, to which she told reporters that she did not want to risk giving Republicans the speakership due to the slim majority. There were only five Democrats who did not vote for Pelosi, none of which are in “The Squad.”

It’s okay, though, because Alexandria Donkey Teeth explained voting for someone they despise is much more important than their alleged principles.

“Well, you know, I think when you look at the razor-thin margin … We are just an extremely slim amount of votes away from risking the speakership to the Republican party and this is, it’s, it’s bigger than any one of us and that is consequential. But I also think it’s important that we realize that what kind of communities, which communities and all of the communities that, that creates Democratic power, power,” Ocasio-Cortez told reporters on the Hill.

“After all your posturing, all your speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.”Holly Gennero McClane, Die Hard.

Antifa Vandalizes Pelosi’s Home

After reading this story, I probably should have titled this post, “Feel-Good Saturday.” The irony of this vandalism is truly delicious.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s home appears to have been vandalized by the same far-left Antifa activists her Democratic Party has enabled for the past several years.

‘2k’ is written on the garage door and then crossed out, in what appears to be a reference to the $2,000 stimulus checks Pelosi is pushing for. The graffiti also reads ‘cancel rent’ and ‘we want everything’ in large black writing all across the door.

Red paint covers the driveway and a pig’s head sits in the center of the paving slabs.

Antifa hates you too, you stupid twat; eventually that’ll sink in through your Botox. The good news is Pelosi’s giant refrigerator can hold the pig’s head as well as thousands of dollars of gourmet ice cream.

Congress Votes To Burn More Money

The Democrat Congress, led by the disgusting Botox-addled Nancy Pelosi, has voted to give the United States Post Office $25 billionwith a “b” – dollars to fix the incompetent institution.

The Democrat-controlled House on Saturday passed a measure to reverse recent changes in U.S. Postal Service operations and give $25 billion in emergency money to the agency before the November elections. The vote count was 257-to-150, with 26 Republicans joining Democrats in voting for the legislation.

Of course swamp rat “Republicans” voted to pour more money into a failed organization. That’s not a knock on postal workers – my mail chick is great – but it’s definitely a knock of upper management.

The measure — amid concerns that the postal service’s mail delivery has slowed, delaying the arrival of critical items like prescriptions — is not expected to pass in the Republican-controlled Senate and President Trump has vowed to veto the bill.

Postmaster General Louis DeJoy earlier this week, ahead of the vote, said that he would delay the implementation of recent changes until after the elections and vowed that the agency is “fully capable and committed to delivering the nation’s election mail securely and on time.”

This is totally self-serving on my part, but explain the rationale behind passing the Post Office 25 billion dollars while simultaneously defunding the police. I mean, we’re not the be-all and end-all or government organizations, but my department lost more funds – $33 million – than the USPS received.

I guess the good news if you will still receive your junk mail on time. The bad news is you likely won’t see a patrol car arrive at your home any time soon.

House Dems To “Demilitarize” Police

Nancy Pelosi and her gaggle of leftist House Democrats crafted a bill which will “demilitarize” the nation’s police departments. Amazingly, the bill comes as some Democrat-ruled cities are still dealing with deadly riots.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi alongside fellow House Democrats introduced a bill Monday to combat the “entrenched system” of police brutality in the wake of the tragic death of George Floyd. Before the announcement, party leaders took a knee in a minutes-long moment of silence.

Yep, police brutality is so “entrenched” that more white people are killed by police than blacks. But hey, feel free to examine the statistics.

“We cannot settle for anything less than transformative, structural change, which is why the Justice in Policing Act will remove barriers in prosecuting police misconduct in covering damages by addressing the quality immunity doctrine, it will demilitarize the police by limiting the transfer of military weaponry to state and local police departments, it will combat police brutality by requiring body and dashboard cameras, banning chokeholds, no-knock warrants in drug cases, and ending racial profiling. [It] will finally make lynching a federal hate crime.”

It is so tedious to continue correcting Democrats, but I’ll do my best. First of all, many big-city police departments were “militarized” in 1990, when the government doled out armored vehicles to every city from New York to Bumblef**k, Idaho. That said, despite Obama’s “banning” of militarized items for police, his administration still gave departments enough hardware to keep them happy. I mean, if you want to destroy another Obama-era policy, I’m all for it…

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