Caption Contest Winners

The To Infinity And Beyond Caption Contest Is Now Over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Flesh Gordon’s spaceship got treatment for Peyronie’s Disease. Thanks for modern medicine. – Mark
4. And the first flying F**k award goes to. – Gary Moore
3. I’ve seen dildos in thrift shops that looked better put together than this thing. – MelP
2. Mysterious one-eyed spacecraft could not stay aloft for four hours. – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Prick in dick getting airsick. – RudyTBone

Weekend Caption Contest

To Infinity And Beyond Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 26th.

Original Caption: Billionaire businessman Jeff Bezos is launched with three crew members aboard a New Shepard rocket on the world’s first unpiloted suborbital flight from Blue Origin’s Launch Site 1 near Van Horn, Texas. REUTERS/Joe Skipper