Andrew Cuomo Is A Nazi

New York governor Andrew Cuomo – a man who should be prosecuted with hundreds of counts of manslaughter – attacked members of the NYPD for refusing to enforce Thanksgiving restrictions.

Imagine being such a giant, throbbing asshole?

Last week, Cuomo issued updated COVID-19-related restrictions — which included a 10-person limit on indoor gatherings — to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus.

His latest remarks come on the heels of New York City Police Commissioner Dermot Shea’s recent announcement that the NYPD has no plans to break up indoor gatherings despite the state limit being 10 people per home.

This is the same prick who told New Yorkers to stay home, while he was planning to have his mother and two daughters come to his residence for the holiday. So his family, his mother, daughters, and all his servants sure seems like it’s over the ten-person mark.

Of course, when Andrew doesn’t get his way, he lashes out…

According to a Wednesday New York Post report, Cuomo blasted police for turning a blind eye to such gatherings, and for allegations that many officers themselves refuse to wear masks.

“A lot of police officers don’t wear a mask,” he said. “[W]ell, how are you then supposed to enforce other people wearing a mask when they see you not wearing a mask? ‘I violate the law but you can’t.’ No! Nobody said you were above the law! I don’t believe that person is a law enforcement officer. I don’t want a law enforcement officer who says, ‘I’m only enforcing the law that I like or think should be enforced.'”

Hey nipple rings, you flout your own Chinese Wuhan Virus restrictions all the time! Cripes, you likely flouted the decree yesterday, so please spare us your sanctimony. You’re a tyrant. A Nazi who enjoys taking freedom away from the American people.

Choke on your unconstitutional edicts, and choke on a turkey leg.

Oh, I saw this at AOSHQ yesterday: Cuomo had checkpoints on bridges and throughout the state. But Cuomo is totes not a Nazi.

NYPD To De Blasio: Drop Dead

New York City police officers are retiring at such an alarming rate the personnel office had to slow the amount of paperwork they receive on any given day.

The New York City Police Department is reportedly having to limit the number of retirement applications that it processes on a daily basis due to the overwhelming number of officers who are retiring due to loss of overtime pay and a lack of respect in the current political environment that demonizes police officers.

Now why would that be? This is an enriching, fulfilling, honorable profession which earns respect from both the law-abiding community and the seedy underworld.

“A surge of city cops filing papers during the past week more than quadrupled last year’s number — as the city grapples with a surge of shootings — and the stampede caused a bottleneck that’s forcing others to delay putting in their papers.” “The astonishing rush for the door came as 503 cops filed for retirement between May 25 — the day George Floyd was killed in Minneapolis, sparking anti-cop protests around the country — and July 3, the NYPD said.”

Even for a department with 19,000 officers, 503 retirements in nine days is a startling statistic. It should also be noted the retirements likely didn’t stop on June 3rd. If anything, the situation has gotten worse in the last month, and I’m certain the number of officers putting in papers is now well over 1,000.

“Apparently, the pension section is only taking a certain amount of people per day and I think they are backed up till late July, early August,” one police officer told the Post. “That’s why you don’t see like 100 a day, because they are only doing like 35 to 40 a day, by appointment.” (H/TJ.J. Sefton, AOSHQ)

My department is in the same boat. If you call the personnel department to schedule early retirement, you’ll get a date in three to four months. Most officers in blue cities are getting out because the mayors, district attorneys, police commissioners, and many citizens no longer have our backs.

If you think blue cities are violent now, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

And So It Begins

For many New York City police officers, the realization has finally hit them like a ton of bricks. Literally. Neither the city, the mayor, nor the command staff has their backs, so officers are deciding to get out while the gettin’s good.

Believe me when I tell you, this is not just a New York phenomenon. It’s everywhere.

The flurry of Finest farewells began after the police-involved killing of George Floyd on May 25, with 272 uniformed cops putting in retirement papers from then through June 24, the NYPD says.

That’s a 49 percent spike from the 183 officers who filed during the same period last year.

Dan Bongino said on his podcast a week or two ago he is hearing the numbers are closer to 600; which includes resignations and retirements. He’s former NYPD, so he may have the inside scoop.

An NYPD source suggested the recent departures could signal a coming crisis for the 36,000-member department, which also faces a $1 billion budget reduction amid the “defund the police” furor.

One of my fellow detectives brought this to my attention, and when I checked up on it, I was stunned. Even before the beginning of the Floyd riots, we have had many officers either file for early retirement, or just out and out quit. The department releases a teletype message at the end of every day which shows the status of sick officers, resignations, and retirements. There are always a handful of people on the list, but there have been no names on the teletype at all last week. That is very unusual.

We know there are cops leaving for the same reasons the NYPD officers are leaving: no one has our backs here, either. The detective threw out this question: “We know people are leaving, so why are the teletypes more or less blank? Could it be so many are leaving that the department doesn’t want to post the numbers? Do they not want a panic?”

Good question. Everyone can read the daily teletype, so does the department want to admit people are leaving in droves? Do they think that would lead to even more officers fleeing the force? It certainly sounds plausible.

Also, I have heard a few blue city police departments – including NYC – have been considering a sick out during the July 4th weekend. No one in my department has suggested this, as far as I know, but it wouldn’t work here anyway. Our young cops are all about the job, and love pleasing their masters. Not that it would matter, since I’m off this weekend, but I figured you should know what we’ve heard.

UPDATE: Many thanks to CBD from Ace of Spades for the linkage!

Wow, What A Shock

You may find this difficult to believe, but Communist New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s liquidation of the NYPD’s Anti-Crime Unit by is already showing dividends!

New York City appears to have experienced a surge in shootings after the New York Police Department announced that it was eliminating its plainclothes anti-crime unit.

The New York Post reported that since Monday, there have been 28 incidents and 38 victims reported, compared to a total of 12 shootings for the entire week at the same time last year. The Post added, “There have been 97 shootings this month so far, compared to 89 for the whole month of June last year.”

“This is what the politicians wanted — no bail, nobody in Rikers, cops not arresting anyone,” a law enforcement official told The Post. “All those things equal people walking around on the street with guns, shooting each other.”

Interesting. It’s almost as if the mayor favors criminals over cops, but that can’t be right!

“So, this is a permanent change,” de Blasio continued. “The personnel will be using new and different ways to fight crime more effectively and in a way that creates a better relationship with the community, and that’s the way forward for this city and for the NYPD.”

Is this the same community who shot two NYPD officers, stabbed another, and assaulted a fourth with a brick during the Floyd riots? That community?? I’m fairly confident the mayor’s “new and different ways” of fighting crime include – but are not limited to – ignoring looting, driving away from gunshots, and disarming the police so they can more easily be attacked.

The city of New York is finished.

NYPD Cops Sickened By Bleach Shakes

Three New York City police officers were rushed to a hospital after they consumed shakes which contained bleach from a local Shake Shack.

The New York Police Department found no criminality after officers became sick Monday night from shakes they got at a Shake Shack in downtown Manhattan, Chief of Detectives Rodney Harrison tweeted early Tuesday. Sources told CBS New York it appears the incident was accidental, possibly the result of cleaning solution that wasn’t properly removed from the shake machine.

Okay, I’m going to go a little Black Helicopter here, but how much bleach does Shake Shack put in their shake machines that would make three grown men so sick? Here’s another question posed by former NYPD officer John Cardillo, “NYPD brass is saying the Shake Shack milkshake machine wasn’t rinsed properly after cleaning and that the three 42 (Precinct) cops weren’t intentionally targeted with the bleach cleaner. If that’s true, why weren’t any other customers affected?”

The officers ordered the shakes in the evening, and the machines are usually cleaned at the end of the night, not when they first open. Also, I’m told you can’t use bleach to sanitize machines like these anymore; many use sanitizer tablets.

Again, I guess it’s possible it was a mistake, but the place was open all day long and the only people who got sick were the cops? That’s pretty thin.

Harrison tweeted that, “After a thorough investigation by the NYPD’s Manhattan South investigators, it has been determined that there was no criminality by Shake Shack’s employees.”

So that “thorough investigation” lasted what, a few hours? The incident happened at about 9pm on Tuesday and was concluded by 4am on Wednesday.

Police – and the police union — initially suspected an employee may have contaminated the shakes with bleach.

I personally think that’s the more reasonable explanation, especially since that entire garbage city hates cops. When I first got on the job, we would take lunch at diners or fact food places, and after a year or so, we narrowed those places down to a few we knew wouldn’t try to make us sick. The list got smaller and smaller as the years went on, and I rarely order anything while I’m on duty.

This sort of thing happens more often than you would believe, and I sincerely hope the NYPD ignores Shake Shack from here on out.

NYC To NYPD: Drop Dead

Anyone who has read my True Detective Stories know I am no special pleader for police officers. That said, when an actual injustice is levied upon officers trying to do their job, I like to be one of the first people to call out the despicable government drones. In this case, it would be cop-hating NYC Health Commissioner Dr. Oxiris Barbot.

New York City Health Commissioner Dr. Oxiris Barbot blew off the NYPD’s desperate plea for more masks as coronavirus cases were on the rise.

NYPD Chief of Department Terence Monahan requested 500,000 surgical masks for his officers in late March. Barbot, claiming she needed the masks for others, told him, “I don’t give two rats’ asses about your cops.”

Now if I worked for the NYPD, I would put Barbot’s residence on my “Do Not Respond” list.

Barbot said that she could only provide the police department with 50,000 masks, but as New York City quickly became a hot zone, it became clear that was not going to be enough. By the end of the first week in April, nearly 20% of the police department was out sick with coronavirus symptoms.

Monahan, likely after cursing out this bitch, contacted the White House and asked for help. The evil President Trump denied their plea because he’s a Russian stooge.

Nah, the Trump administration flooded the NYPD with protective gear in a mere sixteen hours after the request was made. I mean, you all heard about that on the evening news, right? Right??

The Tarnished Badge

Meet NYPD Officer Valerie Cincinelli.

Valerie is a “decorated officer” who apparently spent her work day monitoring security cameras. Meanwhile, she allegedly spent her free time trying to have both her ex-husband and her current boyfriend’s daughter killed.

Valerie Cincinelli, 34, tried to get her current boyfriend to hire a hitman, a police official told NBC 4 New York. Cincinelli was arrested Friday by the FBI following a sting operation. NYPD Internal Affairs assisted in her arrest.

A source familiar with the investigation [said] the child was her current boyfriend’s 14-year-old daughter.

Wow, Cincinelli is truly one of New York’s finest.

The officer previously worked out of the 106th Precinct in Queens, before being placed on modified duty in 2017 for an unrelated domestic incident. Before that though, she was an award-winning officer, including a “cop of the month” award from the Jamaica Rotary in June 2017.

So an officer with a history of domestic issues is simply moved to another division but never really disciplined. Thus, said officer believes she is untouchable, and jumps from domestic issues to murder-for-hire. Helluva police department you got there, New York.

A complaint filed against Cincinelli by federal prosecutors, she made a cash withdrawal on or about Feb. 18 of $7,000 from a bank to give to a cooperating source, identified as her current boyfriend, who would in turn give it to the hitman.

On or about May 8, Cincinelli told her boyfriend “to have the hitman kill Jan Doe over the weekend and then wait a week or a month to kill John Doe.”

So wait, I get the current boyfriend had no problem with Cincinelli murdering her ex-husband, but the boyfriend was equally fine with Cincinelli murdering his own daughter? Christ, this woman must be amazing in bed.

Normally, I get no pleasure out of seeing police officers go to prison, since it is usually a death sentence. In this case, I will make an exception.

New York’s Finest

A new York City police officer and her supervisor are under investigation after the officer allegedly performed oral sex on the supervisor… inside a patrol car… while on duty. And they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling body cams!

The NYPD is probing claims a Brooklyn cop performed oral sex on her boss inside a squad car while on the job — blissfully unaware that her body camera was capturing crystal-clear audio of the deed.

During a recent midnight tour in East New York’s 75th Precinct, the officer and her sergeant purportedly started getting frisky inside their car, with the female cop tucking her body camera into her vest, thinking it was turned off.

But the camera was rolling throughout the action, capturing audio of the lusty law-officers — neither of whom was immediately identified by name — that left little to the imagination, sources said.

You know, there have been times when I’ve told coworkers, “This job blows.” I had no idea that was an accurate, literal statement.

Fray Guerra

Meet Ann Maria Guerra.

Guerra is a detective sergeant with the NYPD who is currently being investigated by Internal Affairs. Why is she a target? Oh she just allegedly shoved a pair of her panties into a detective’s mouth. No biggie.

A ball-busting female boss at a Brooklyn precinct is under investigation for allegedly stuffing a pair of her panties into a male colleague’s mouth, police sources told The Post on Monday.

Sgt. Ann Marie Guerra, the second-in-command at the 72nd Precinct Detectives Squad, flipped out on Detective Victor Falcon when he complained about her leaving her underwear all over the unisex locker room, sources said.

“They are f–king clean!” the 38-year-old married mom of two allegedly roared Oct. 7 — as she shoved a pair of her panties into Falcon’s mouth, a source said.

Okay, two things. First, who decides to shove their panties into some guy’s mouth – unless he’s paying extra for that – and why would a man sit there and let it happen? Second, Guerra is a very attractive woman, but wearing a badge and gun over a dress like that is so gauche. Two. Snaps. Down.

The Days Of Wine And Hoses

Say what you want about the NYPD; they always get their man beer.

Police stole $30,000 worth of booze as part of an illegal seizure at a Bronx restaurant — along with $10,000 in cash from the owner’s adjacent business, a lawsuit charges.

Rolando Feliz says he watched as cops from the 50th Precinct hauled off his entire stock of suds and spirits, from Corona and Negro Modelo to Patrón Silver and Hennessy — 124 cases in total.

Cell phone video obtained by The News shows beer, wine and liquor being packed into two police vans during the May raid. Vouchers were never turned over to Feliz or the Bronx district attorney’s office, and the loot has not been located.

Now, I’m sure it’s all just a simple misunderstanding. The officers put all the recovered items on property receipts, and checked it in to, um, the parking lot after the shift ended.