Caption Contest Winners

The I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Me love you long time! Bang like screen door in ammonia nitrate explosion! – John Rudisil
4. Go to the Seattle “Summer of Love” they said…it’ll be fun they said…fck ’em. – MelP
3. Fertilizer bomb still less damage than a BLM protest. – Gary Moore
2. “Then Beirut, root, root for the home team!
If they blow up it’s a shame!
For it’s ONE, TWO, THREE strikes: KABOOM
at the old ball game!” – Mike AKA Proof

WINNER! – Hey, at least we’re not in Portland. – Veeshir

Weekend Caption Contest

I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 10th.

Original Caption: A woman, who was injured in Tuesday’s blast, sits next to her husband outside their damaged grocery in Beirut, Lebanon August 5, 2020. REUTERS/Aziz Taher