Physics Teacher Gets Physical

Meet Kirsty Buchan, a former teacher from Glasgow, Scotland, who finally decided to quit her profession after claiming the school was a “war zone.”

Kirsty left her teaching gig in order to start an Only Fans account.

A teacher who quit her job after parents and pupils discovered she had a sideline selling explicit pictures on OnlyFans says the “warzone” school forced her to choose a secret porn career.

Kirsty Buchan, 33, left her post at Bannerman High School in Baillieston, Glasgow, after content from her Only Fans site were circulated among students. But she says she’s better off out of the school where staff are being regularly attacked and inter-gang brawls are part of everyday life.

She blinded me with science… and boobs.

“Some people are saying I must be mad to go from being a physics teacher to selling nude photos online,” Kirsty told the Daily Record, “but it has become very clear to me that I was insane to stick at that job for six years under the strain that I was facing every day”.

She said it wasn’t a difficult decision to sign up after reading of “other teachers earning £50,000 a month” on the site.

Hmm, I wonder if I can quit my job and get an Only Fans account? Of course, no women would ever stop by, thanks to my troll-like features.

Detroit Cop Resigns To Make More Money

Meet Janelle Zielinski, a Detroit police officer who also works on the side… with her OnlyFans page.

Janelle Zielinski left the Detroit Police Department on Monday a day before an investigation was launched when her risqué page was revealed.

Chris Graveline, the director of the Detroit Police Department’s Professional Standards section,’ said Zielinski’s profile was found through her social media account.

The average salary for a Detroit police officer is $53,000 a year, so excuse me if I don’t condemn this woman for trying to make ends meet during a recession.

‘One of our officers through her Instagram account had a paywall set up and was posting pornographic videos on the other side of the paywall,’ Graveline told Fox 2 Detroit.

‘One of the bedrocks of DPD is you have to keep your private life unsullied as well. This is a major point of emphasis to our officers so when we see something like this, Command moves very quickly.’ (H/T – Mike AKA Proof)

That last paragraph is high-larious! Every police officer’s reputation has been sullied after the Saint George Floyd riots. If nothing else, the Detroit police should applaud Zielinski for not being corrupt, beating offenders, or shooting innocent people.