A Solid Business Model

OnlyFans, a UK website which features women posing provocatively, often sans clothing, has decided the company is going in a new direction. In short, they are removing pr0n. This is akin to going to an amusement park where all the rides are closed.

OnlyFans is going to have a new look this fall … the subscription site says it’s about to enact a ban on pornography.

The company says the ban on sexually explicit content is going in to effect Oct. 1 … and seemingly blames the decision on outside pressure, saying it’s making the big change to get in line with requests from banking partners and payout providers.

The company says it’s got to evolve to “ensure the long-term sustainability of the platform, and continue to host an inclusive community of creators and fans.”

I mean, I understand that OnlyFans wants to become legitimate – eyeroll – but if you remove the nudity, you’re going to be out of business by the end of week.

Naked Woman Touched By God

Meet Nita Marie, an OnlyFans model – I honestly don’t know what that means – who believes God wants her to strip off her clothes to entertain the men of the interwebz.

Nita Marie, a self-proclaimed Christian OnlyFans model, asserts that stripping for strangers online is what “God wants me to do.”

“I asked God if I should continue stripping off and the answer was always yes,” the Colorado resident, 45, told Jam Press. Marie believes it’s her divine mission to empower other women to embrace their sexuality.

I mean, I’m all for women empowering their sexuality – send pics! – and while God may want her to continue stripping online, I sincerely doubt God specifically told her to do so. Call me crazy.

The Godly model, who has 953,000 followers and earns $1.8 million a year, found Christianity after having a dream about Jesus when she was 9 years old. Although she was not raised in a religious household, she became more spiritual and tried to build a relationship with Christ — without all the misogyny.

“Without al the misogyny?” Has this dolt ever read anything about Jesus? Does Marie think Jesus was a misogynist? I’m all for her following Christ, but good grief, she knows nothing about Christianity.

The only thing Marie learned from the Bible is that “her cups runneth over.”