No Rules, Just Fight

Meet Deana Seltzer of Palm Beach, Flori-duh.

Like most millennials, Deana has an entitlement attitude, so when she told her parents to take her to Outback Steakhouse, she was deadly serious.

Deana Seltzer, 28, was charged with domestic battery, battery on a person 65 years of age or older and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

The victim’s mother told police that Seltzer asked to go to Outback. When the mother said no, that’s when Seltzer became enraged and began punching her chest and arms.

Officials said Seltzer then began running around the home and flipped over a large glass table, recliners and other pieces of furniture. She then ripped a 12-inch decorative knife off a wall and ran toward her father while screaming, “I’m going to [EXPLETIVE] kill you,” officials said.

This bloated blob of protoplasm is twenty-eight years old. What exactly is stopping Deana from taking herself to Outback, besides her dimwittedness and sloth?

Imagine being nearly thirty and still dependent upon your aging parents for literally everything.