Oh Yeah, It’s A Freakin’ Mystery

This may come as a surprise to all of you, but the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania is suffering from a historic shortage of cops. Apparently, no one in their right mind wants to be a police officer. Can you imagine?

Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro met with Philadelphia Police Commissioner Danielle Outlaw, along with area police chiefs, on Tuesday to discuss an ongoing problem: a historic shortage of police officers.

“The fact is, and we see this, fewer young people are deciding to make law enforcement their career,” Shapiro said. “That’s a problem. And it’s going to lead to long-term negative consequences in our communities.”

Hmm, I wonder why that is? Maybe it’s because Democrat politicians like Shapiro spent the Saint George Floyd riots telling anyone and everyone to defund the police. Maybe it’s because people like Danielle Outlaw spends her time trying to get cops fired and/or suspended. Maybe it’s because drunken Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney and Soros-appointed D.A. Larry Krasner are not allowing officers to do their job.

But hey, what do I know?

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The PA GOP Is Starting To Get It

In the last few years, I have excoriated the PA GOP for their decision to allow mail-in ballots, which had a major part in Joe Biden’s “election.” Many Pennsylvanians have been royally pissed at the PA GOP for that, but now a true hero has emerged. His name? Pennsylvania State Senator Mario Scavello, who represents Monroe and Northampton Counties.

Senator Scavello is drafting a bill which will divert Biden’s “ghost flights” of illegals from Pennsylvania to Joe Biden’s home state of Delaware.

“In the very near future, I intend to introduce legislation to address the influx of illegal immigrants being relocated into Pennsylvania,” Scavello wrote in the memo. “This legislation is in response to many news reports and many concerned citizens who have reached out to my office regarding the relocation of illegal immigrants into their communities in the past, now and in the future.

It’s entirely possible out corrupt POS governor will veto this, but I give Scavello huge props for having the courage to address this travesty.

According to Fox News, concern has been rising lately in the state of Pennsylvania over the issue of migration, after it had been revealed that “ghost” flights have been landing in airports located in the cities of Scranton and Allentown.

Wow, you mean to tell me “Lunch Bucket Joe” is sending illegals to his “home” of Scranton? A place where he lived for only ten years. Funny how he never mentions Scranton until he needs their votes.

While the flights didn’t appear on any publicly-available schedule, Fox News was able to obtain photos of the “ghost” planes landing in the Keystone State.

“How many illegal immigrants has the president relocated to his own home state of Delaware? If it is good enough for Pennsylvania, then why not redirect the relocation to Delaware?” the memo by Scavello questions.

If I’m not mistaken, Ron DeSantis suggested the same thing when Biden was shuttling illegals to Florida in the dead of night. I wish more GOP governors and legislators would pick up this mantle and divert these illegals to blue cities and states.

PA Republicans Are Finally Waking Up

Pennsylvania Senate President Pro Tempore Jake Corman won a battle against leftist stooge and Attorney General Josh Shapiro on the release of voter’s information from the 2020 and 2021 election.

Corman begun the investigation after the rampant and obvious fraud in Pennsylvania – especially in Erie and Philadelphia – which cost President Trump a second term.

Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court has denied a request by legislative Democrats and Attorney General Josh Shapiro to block the release of voters’ information to the Senate Intergovernmental Operations Committee investigating the 2020 general election and 2021 primary.

The Senate committee subpoenaed the Pennsylvania Department of State in September for the personal information of about 9 million Pennsylvania voters as part of a review of the 2020 general and 2021 primary elections, led by Iowa-based firm Envoy Sage.

I have no doubt the committee will find statewide fraud and dead people casting ballots. 100%.

The Department of State, which oversees elections, partially complied with the subpoena but refused to provide voters’ driver’s license numbers and partial Social Security numbers the Senate committee contends is necessary to confirm voters’ identities.

Shapiro and legislative Democrats also argued Envoy Sage has not outlined sufficient security measures to protect the information and cited the company’s lack of election auditing experience. In addition, Democrats argued the state is bound by federal law to protect “critical infrastructure information” on the state’s election systems.

This piece of garbage Shapiro is running for governor this year, and he would arguably be much worse than Tom Wolf. You wouldn’t think an Attorney General would fight against election integrity in his own state, but Shapiro is a special kind of stupid.

In Pennsylvania, Fascism Is Back In Vogue

Pennsylvania’s benevolent dictator has ordered a lockdown of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania until at least January 4th, 2021.

The pre-Christmas shutdown will likely signal doom for most retail stores, who are already suffering from Wolf’s previous capricious closures.

The restrictions include an indoor gathering limit of 10 and an outdoor gathering limit of 50. Retail stores may operate up to 50% capacity while gyms and indoor fitness centers will be ordered to close.

Movie theaters, concert venues, museums, casinos, bowling alleys and other entertainment venues will also be prohibited, Wolf said.

To be more precise, all indoor dining is now banned for restaurants, bars, etc., but you can still order takeout. Those establishments must close at midnight. The good news is Wolf is thinking of the children.

In-person extracurricular activities at schools will be paused as well as all sports at K-12 schools in the commonwealth. Professional and collegiate sports may continue to operate but fans remain banned from attending games.

What’s the difference between elementary and high school sports and college and pro sports? Oh, that’s right; professional and college sports make money, so they get a dispensation…

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Federal Judge Rules Against Fascism

A federal judge has ruled Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf’s fascist Chinese Wuhan Virus mandates and lockdowns were unconstitutional. Wolf shut down the entire state for nearly six months, destroying big and small businesses alike, while keeping his own business up and running.

Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf’s closing of “non-life-sustaining” businesses and restrictions on gatherings during the COVID-19 pandemic were ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge on Monday.

Gov. Wolf’s office said in a statement Monday afternoon it is disappointed with the result and will seek a stay of the decision and file an appeal.

Of course he will, because he’s had a taste of omnipotent power and refuses to relinquish it.

The ruling by U.S. District Judge William Stickman IV was made in a case in which Butler, Greene, Fayette and Washington counties are listed as plaintiffs. The counties had filed suit, claiming the shutdown orders were unconstitutional.

Stickman, an appointee of President Donald Trump, wrote in his ruling that the Wolf administration’s pandemic policies have been overreaching, arbitrary and violated citizens’ constitutional rights.

Stickman isn’t wrong. Many small businesses closed their doors for good, Pennsylvanians were still getting sick (despite the lockdown) and riots continued throughout May and June with Wolf’s blessing.

Once in a while, our “betters” need a federal slapdown; not that this jackass will learn anything from it.

PA Governor Bans Second Amendment

Leftist Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf has signed an order forcing every gun store in the state to close during the coronavirus hysteria. Inconceivably, the state’s Supreme Court agreed with the grossly unconstitutional decision.

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court on Sunday night denied an emergency request that would have blocked a gubernatorial order mandating the closure of gun retailers in response to the novel coronavirus.

The order was part of a larger plan set forth by the state’s Democratic governor, Tom Wolf, mandating the closure of businesses not deemed “life-sustaining.” Gun-rights advocates asked the state’s Supreme Court to block the order as it applied to gun retailers, but the seven-member court denied the request.

With the exception of food and water, is there anything more “life sustaining” than protecting yourself and your family from criminals who would do you harm?

The governor’s order went into effect on Monday as a result of the court’s decision. It is unclear how long the order will remain in place.

In a dissent joined by two other justices, Justice David Wecht said the order, as written, represented an “impermissible intrusion upon a fundamental constitutional right,” pointing to other industries that have been exempted from the shutdown. Wecht said Wolf’s order should be amended to accommodate the constitutionally protected firearms industry in the same way the governor has accommodated the restaurant industry.

As much as I hate this city, I am really starting to hate this state. Tom Wolf is a leftist clown, and as a former businessman, he should be a little more self-aware. If not about the difficulty of sustaining a business, then at least the audacity of banning citizens’ constitutional rights.

A Sobering Moment

Meet Daniel. Daniel is a social drinker, and occasionally enjoys a snifter of brandy, or a Cosmopolitan with the boys at the country club. Thankfully, Daniel never overindulges.

A man with the last name Sober was arrested for drunk driving Saturday in Pennsylvania.

Daniel Sober, 44, was arrested in Middlesex Township, which is about 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Police pulled over his vehicle and said they smelled alcohol on his breath, Pittsburgh’s WTAE-TV reported.

A portable breath-test device showed he had been drinking. A formal test at showed Sober’s blood-alcohol level was 0.194 percent. (H/TJim)

Honestly, if your last name is sober, wouldn’t common sense force you to become a teetotaler, if only to escape the constant post-arrest jokes?

Better Red Than Fed

My home state has finally gone off the deep end. During yesterday’s elections, voters in Pittsburgh and Philadelphia enacted women backed by the Democratic Socialists of America.

Four Democratic candidates backed by the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) won primary elections Tuesday, a major victory for the socialist movement.

In the Pittsburgh area, Summer Lee and Sara Innamorato, both members of DSA, won primaries for House Districts 34 and 21, respectively. And in Philadelphia, Democrats Elizabeth Fiedler and Kristin Seale won primaries in House Districts 184 and 168. Fielder does not have a GOP opponent in the general election, while Seale will take on Rep. Christopher Quinn.

Arielle Cohen of the Pittsburgh DSA chapter said she feels a “monumental shift” after the victories, noting DSA’s growing membership since President Trump’s election. “We’re turning the state the right shade of red tonight,” she added.

What the f**k is wrong with people? Do they not realize they’re the ones who will be paying for all the free shit these candidates are promising? The Philly broads are promising free healthcare and free education. Yeha, great idea, because we all want to be like Canada and Britain. Idiots.

Rise Of The Machines

pennsylvania-voting-machinesA leading cyber-security firm analyzed the nation’s voting apparatus to find those most susceptible to hacks. It should surprise no one my state is at the top of the list.

According to the report, prepared by Carbon Black, Pennsylvania is vulnerable because of its voting systems. With just over a month away, elections offices around the state and country are preparing.

Carbon Black blames the outdated computer systems for the vulnerability in Pennsylvania. Professor Rob D’Ovidio is a cyber security expert with Drexel University and read the entire report. He says many, not all, precincts in Pennsylvania use computer equipment without a backup paper trail.

“Some of our machines are very outdated running on legacy operating systems, old operating systems like Windows XP that’s not even being supported by Microsoft at this point,” D’Ovidio told Eyewitness News.

Well, it’s not like there is rampant voter fraud in Philadelphia or anything. The fact voter machines are running Windows XP, released in 2001, should throw up a red flag. That system probably has more viruses than Kim Kardashian, which leads me to believe the Democrats will sweep PA once again.

PA Driver Is A Real Yankees Fan

Peter Griffin's Penis CarA Pennsylvania motorist has allegedly been caught driving while masturbating.

I gotta give this guy credit; I can barely drive while snorting cocaine off the dashboard.

Pennsylvania State Police in Northampton County may have a sticky situation on their hands. Troopers there are trying to track down a man who was seen masturbating while driving over the weekend.

It happened along Route 33 in Northampton County, where another driver, identified as 63-year-old Hackettstown, N.J., man, told police he saw a man in a green or blue Toyota Corolla – and apparently only one of his hands was on the wheel. The problem is where the other hand reportedly was.

The witness saw the driver, described as a man of about 25, pleasuring himself on Friday, all while cruising Route 33 north at Route 248. (H/T@PeeteySDee)

Forget the fact this guy rubbed people the wrong way. The real problem here is when he gets caught, the police will prematurely jerk him out of his car, and some judge will spank him with a high fine and a stiff prison sentence.