Livin’ DaVida Loca

I might as well end the day on a stupid note. Meet DaVida Sal, a “performance artist” from California who stripped outside a Trader Joe’s to protest Los Angeles’ ridiculous lockdown orders.

A performance artist wore a bikini made out of blue surgical masks near a Trader Joe’s in Los Angeles to protest lockdown restrictions.

The half-naked artist, DaVida Sal, was not covering her mouth but repurposed one mask as a blindfold, taking a jab at the perceived “blindness” of those complying with social distancing measures.

Sal wrote in a Facebook post that she subscribes to a theory that coronavirus is a hoax created to erode freedoms by forcing people to wear masks in public and maintain a six-foot distance from each other.

The coronavirus is not a hoax, darling. The continuous lockdown perpetuated by blue state governors is also not a hoax, per se. It is, however, a completely transparent attempt to ruin President Trump’s reelection chances.

So next time you wanna get naked, go with the governors theory… and call me beforehand.