A “fire rainbow” was seen in the skies over Peru this weekend, sending hundreds of idiotic Peruvians to proclaim the end was nigh.
A MYSTERIOUS “rainbow of fire” seen streaking across the skies left onlookers fearing it could be the end of the world. The strange phenomenon appears to show a line of flames burning in the blue skies.
Pictures and videos such as the one above have gone viral since it happened in Chiclayo, Peru. Users commented in the thousands that it could be a sign of a Biblical apocalypse.
“Hell has been split open… repent or you will be burned.” Another said: “It is the whip of fire that is coming here to punish sinners… the end of the world is coming.”
I’m fairly sure the fire rainbow is just a circumhorizontal arc, but if some hot Peruvian soccer fans want to get in a last few bangs before The Rapture, I’m game.
The He Ain’t Heavy Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray we don’t drop this. Who had the bright idea to make this statue out of concrete? – Metoo
4. Vote for Pedro. – Kari
3. Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In! – Proof
2. Someone forgot the lubricant! – Doc Rambo
WINNER! – Pedro suddenly realizes that the breakfast bean burrito was a poor choice. – Sully
He Ain’t Heavy Caption Contest
(Source: Yahoo! News)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, April 4th.
Original Caption: “Faithful carry a platform holding a statue of Jesus during a Good Friday procession in Lima, Peru, March 26, 2016. Christians around the world are marking the death of Jesus Christ ahead of Easter Sunday, 2016.” (AP Photo/Rodrigo Abd)