An American Werewolf In Italy

A 64-year old American man was arrested in Sicily after his private jet was checked for contraband. Unfortunately for the American, police found weapons and narcotics.

Patrick Joseph Horan, 64, told police he was visiting relatives on the Italian island when he landed on Friday, according to news agency Ansa.

But a check carried out on the aircraft was said to have uncovered guns, bows and arrows and 1kg (35oz) of marijuana.

You’d think Sicily would be more amenable to such items. Have movies been lying to me all this time?

The items were reportedly seized and Mr Horan was taken away for questioning. They said weapons – including two pistols, a rifle and ammunition – had been placed in boxes while the drugs were sealed in plastic bags and water bottles.

Sadly, the guns and drugs disappeared shortly after being placed into the property room. The security cameras allegedly overheard a husky voice say, “Yeah, you didn’t see nothin’.”

Caption Contest Winners

The Son Of A Gun Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Putin: “Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work you can always hit them with it.” – Barry D.
4. “Sorry, But you know, there can be only one Vlad, Vlad!” – Proof
3. This sir, is a very rare French pistol. Only dropped once, so it’s considered a collector’s item. – MelP
2. Ezekiel 25:17. – Sully

WINNER! – What I’m asking, Minister Kolokoltsev, is which one will I look best holding with my shirt off? – Jim

Weekend Caption Contest

Son Of A Gun Caption Contest
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Original Caption: Russian President Vladimir Putin holds a pistol as he attends an exhibition together with Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev before the annual expanded meeting of the Interior Ministry Board in Moscow. Sputnik/Aleksey Nikolskyi/Kremlin via REUTERS