Al Qaeda To Lynch: Drop Dead

Loretta Lynch Terror Compassion And Love

Last week, Attorney General Loretta Lynch stated the key to defeating terrorism is to deploy compassion and love. In a truly shocking development, Al Qaeda rejected Lynch’s politically-correct bullshittery, and called upon its filthy minions to slaughter white Americans, to bypass the politically-correct backlash.

Lone wolf jihadists should target white Americans so no one mistakes their terror attacks for hate crimes unrelated to the cause of radical Islam, Al Qaeda writes in the latest edition of its online magazine.

Al Qaeda of the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) called for more self-directed Muslim terrorists to kill in America. But the article, titled “Inspire guide: Orlando operation,” tells terrorists to “avoid targeting places and crowds where minorities are generally found” because if gays or Latinos appear to be the targets, “the federal government will be the one taking full responsibility.”

A caller to one of the talk radio shows – I think it was Rush Limbaugh’s program – brought this up last week, stating the Islamists are probably pissed off that the Obama administration is downplaying the terror angles. The caller’s point was these animals want the credit and they want people to know they are killing infidels in the name of Allah. The new Al Qaeda directive seems to confirm that hypothesis.

Crime Apparently Does Pay

Baltimore Riots

In an effort to reward his most ardent supporters, the worst president in American history is renaming the word “criminal” to a more kinder, gentler term.

According to Team Obama, criminals should now be declared “justice-involved individuals.”

In another of those smiley-faced, but deeply sinister, “Dear Colleague” letters sent to universities this week, Obama’s Education Secretary John King discouraged colleges from asking applicants whether they were convicted criminals.

An accompanying pamphlet was called “Beyond the Box: Increasing Access to Higher Education for Justice-Involved Individuals.”

Similarly, I believe we should address Barack Obama as the Incompetence-Involved Douchenozzle President.