A Taiwanese flight attendant probably wanted to jump out of the plane after being forced to clean a morbidly obese American passenger after he evacuated his bowels.
A 31-stone passenger forced flight attendants to strip him in a toilet and wipe his backside as he allegedly ‘moaned with pleasure’ during a long-haul flight.
However, the flight attendants’ discomfort then turned to humiliation when he allegedly began moaning in apparent pleasure as the chief attendant wiped his backside while wearing three pairs of latex gloves.
Dude, what the f**k is wrong with you?
Kuo, who was holding onto the passenger to keep in steady, recalled: ‘He said: “Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper,” and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again.’
Kuo said the attendant repeated the action three times before leaving, at which point the passenger said: ‘You can pull my pants back up now.’
There is a photo of the flight attendant below the fold, and whatever her salary, she is ridiculously underpaid.
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Meet Thomas Tramaglini.
Thomas is a dedicated educator who rose to the rank of superintendent for a school district in Union County, New Jersey. Then everything went to sh*t.
Thomas Tramaglini, 42, resigned as superintendent for the Kenilworth School District.
An email to staffers said Tramaglini was resigning due to “events unrelated to his service for Kenilworth.”
The email continued: “[It] has become clear to both Dr. Tramaglini and the Kenilworth Board of Education that his continued service as Superintendent of Schools has become too much of a distraction to the main mission of the district.”
Tramaglini was arrested in May and accused of defecating on the Holmdel High School track and football field on a daily basis.
I’m going to call bullshit on this story. Why would a school superintendent risk a six-figure salary to poop on a track in his school district? It doesn’t make sense, and while I realize the whole world has gone mad, I am still very leary about this entire incident.
Meet Colin Murphy, Cincinnati’s favorite son. Colin is a good, confident man who doesn’t mind helping around the house. In fact, he enjoys the release which comes from grocery shopping.
An Cincinnati man is facing charges of disorderly conduct and public indecency after he allegedly pooped on the scanner at a Kroger grocery store.
Police arrested 23-year-old Colin Murphy on Sunday after a store employee accused him of stripping naked. Then, after disrobing, Murphy allegedly sat on the scanner at a self checkout register and answered nature’s call then and there.
Interestingly. the most shocking part of this story is Murphy’s bum brownie scanned in at $9.99. Damn Kroger, you guys jack up the price of everything!
Meet Jonathan Lowe. Unlike me, Jonathan has no issues with his bowel, and he is so proud of it, he decided to show it off on some guy’s lawn.
Jonathan Lowe, a newsman for KPHO in Phoenix, was arrested on charges of public defecation while on the job.
Police arrested Lowe in Goodyear, Arizona after he allegedly pooped on the lawn belonging to a criminal suspect whose story he was covering for the station.
“Lowe chose to use the front yard of a residence to relieve himself,” Goodyear Police Department spokeswoman Lisa Kutis said. “An onlooker from across the street called it in to officers.”
FTVLive, a website focused on the news media, managed to get a photo of the arrest. The station has not reported on the arrest, nor has any other local media, which perplexed FTVLive editor Scott Jones.
I guess the Arizona media didn’t want to engage in brown journalism.