The Greatest Salutes The Greatest

There are few athletes I admire more than Conor McGregor. Yes, the guy has had his troubles, but he is arguably the most dominating UFC fighter of all time. His utter destruction of Cowboy Cerrone last weekend was amazing, as was his praise of the president.

President Donald Trump congratulated UFC star Conor McGregor for his big win at UFC 246 after the athlete praised the president Monday on Twitter.

McGregor tweeted at Trump on Monday evening, referring to him as a “Phenomenal President.” The UFC star added that Trump is “quite possibly the USA [Greatest Of All Time].”

Following the praise, Trump tweeted back at McGregor on Tuesday morning. He congratulated him for his “big UFC WIN.” McGregor beat Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone in a fight that lasted just 40 seconds Saturday evening. The win was his first in several years.

Unlike the NFL scrubs or the Hollywood soyboys, McGregor is a real man who demands respect. Love him or hate him, at least his McGregor’s priorities are in order.

Can We Just Wall Off Canada Already?

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, a very left-leaning national public broadcaster, cut President Trump’s scene in Home Alone 2 during showings on its channel. The corporation claimed the scene was edited out for time. Well, I’m convinced!

President Donald Trump’s scene in the Christmas movie “Home Alone 2” was cut from showings on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) this month.

Reports circulating on Twitter both praised and condemned the network for removing Trump’s scene from the 1992 movie. Trump’s cameo has become a well-known part of the movie, and shows former child actor Macaulay Culkin asking the now-American president for directions inside New York’s Plaza Hotel.

CBC denied that the omission had anything to do with politics in a statement to the Daily Caller. The broadcasting corporation added that it first edited the movie in 2014, before Trump was president.

Look, the CBC is akin to our PBS; they are fair and balanced in the only thing which matters to them: leftist ideology. The CBC can offer all the excuses it seems necessary, but after three years of condescension and scorn toward this president, does anyone really believe this edit wasn’t politically motivated?

This Will Be A Day Long Remembered

It’s official: President Trump has created the United States Space Force. I’m using any and all influence I have to land a job as a gunner on our first Star Destroyer.

President Donald Trump officially founded Space Force on Friday, part of a $1.4 trillion national security bill he signed into law.

Trump signed the 2020 National Defense Authorization Act Friday, which will provide money for various top national security priorities. Included in the bill is Space Force, a directive Trump first signed in February, which will aim to better protect U.S. interests in space. It is the first new military service since 1947, when the Air Force was launched.

“Space is the world’s new war-fighting domain,” Trump said Friday during a signing ceremony. “Among grave threats to our national security, American superiority in space is absolutely vital. And we’re leading, but we’re not leading by enough, and very shortly we’ll be leading by a lot.”

It’s going to be great when the president decides Iran has to go. “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

POTUS Saves Black Colleges, Universities

While the Democrats were celebrating their phony, go nowhere impeachment, the president was busy signing legislation securing funding for the nation’s black colleges and universities.

President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he signed “groundbreaking” legislation supporting historically black colleges and universities (HBCUs).

The legislation will permanently fund HBCUs and simplify federal financial aid applications for millions of families.

“President Obama and the Obama Administration were unable to get this done. I got it done,” Trump said, arguing that HBCUs have never had a champion in the White House before his presidency.

“For the first time ever, I signed legislation to permanently fund HBCUs and other institutions that primarily serve first-generation and minority students,” Trump said. “This action guarantees more than $2.5 billion over the next 10 years, including $850 million specifically for HBCUs.”

Wait a minute, I was told Donald Trump was a rabid racist who has been holding African-Americans back. The totally legitimate media said so!

The Fox Has Entered The Outhouse

After years of conservatives believing Fox News was “fair and balanced,” it’s glaringly obviously they have taken a leftward turn in recent months. While the opinion shows – Hannity, Carlson, Ingraham – lean conservative, the news hosts are the exact opposite.

Chris Wallace went after President Donald Trump in harsh terms Wednesday during a speech in Washington, D.C.

“I believe that President Trump is engaged in the most direct sustained assault on freedom of the press in our history,” Wallace said at the Newseum.

“He has done everything he can to undercut the media, to try and delegitimise us, and I think his purpose is clear: to raise doubts when we report critically about him and his administration that we can be trusted,” he added.

Wallace has always been a squish, but like most media types, the election of President Trump broke him. I’m all for calling out the president when he does something wrong, but Wallace attacks him for the most insipid of alleged offenses.

As for the “direct sustained assault on freedom of the press” nonsense, I would direct Wallace to the Obama administration, which spied on journalists during its eight years in office.

Look, if I wanted to listen to a Jim Acosta clone, I’d turn in to CNN.

Caption Contest Winners

The Wait Your Turn! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “How do you like your Pelosi? Rare or well done?” – William
4. How much plastic turkey do you want? – Veeshir
3. Which one of you said my wife is hot? You’re right, she is hot. – Ingineer66
2. No soup for you!! – Sully

WINNER! – “If you don’t eat your meat……you can’t have any pudding…….” – Dalek

Mitch McConnell Is A Disgusting Worm

Senate Majority Head – he’s hardly a leader – Mitch McConnell kowtowed to a member of the corrupt press and paraphrased, “Why yes, we will definitely hold impeachment proceedings after Schiff’s show trials are finished.”

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Wednesday that the Senate cannot dismiss the articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump, meaning there will be a trial.

“I don’t think there’s any question that we have to take up the matter. The rules of impeachment are very clear, we’ll have to have a trial. My own view is that we should give people the opportunity to put the case on,” McConnell told reporters after being asked about dismissing the articles of impeachment.

That’s bullshit and McConnell knows it. He runs the Senate, and with a GOP majority he can do whatever the f**k he wants. Schumer certainly had no problem changing the rules to favor the party in power, so McConnell could, too. The fact is he doesn’t want to, because he would be fine if the president was removed from office. I despise these mother**kers. Truly.

The Caller contacted all 53 Republican Senate offices to ask if senators would rule out voting to remove Trump from office, and received a variety of responses–seven senators explicitly rejected impeachment in their statement.

So besides Willard “The Rat” Romney, Ben Sassy, Joni Ernst, and Lisa Murkowski, how many other GOP senators will vote with the Democrats? Imagine how much could get done if the GOP treated the Democrats as the opposing, enemy party.

Caption Contest Winners

The Dizzy Miss Lindsey Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “…..and after 25 years of development,,,,,and largely due to your help, our Special Operators wanted you to have the first production model of what they have dubbed ‘the Trump Tactical Timepiece’ for its outstanding ability to take a beating and keep on ticking!” – Dalek
4. That goddamn wall better be built or I’m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass. – Kevin
3. The FBI should be arresting Hillary in 3-2-1… – Mike AKA Proof
2. In my best Ted Knight voice… “We’re waiting….” – Sully

WINNER! – According to my watch, it’s time for term limits. – Redneck Geezer

The Swamp Is Real

Former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Nikki Haley claims Rex Tillerson and John Kelly were undermining President Trump from the moment they were hired. The two allegedly believed they should have been running the country instead of the duly-elected president.

Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly often undermined President Donald Trump, former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley reportedly noted in her upcoming book.

“Kelly and Tillerson confided in me that when they resisted the president, they weren’t being insubordinate, they were trying to save the country,” the former South Carolina governor wrote, noting also that Kelly and Tillerson often couched their resistance in patriotic terms.

Your job is to give the best advice to the president. Period. Your job is not to undercut him and his policies at every turn. That’s not saving the country; it’s helping destroy it, you despicable pieces of detritus.

“It was their decisions, not the president’s, that were in the best interests of America, they said. The president didn’t know what he was doing,” Haley wrote in the book, referring to how Trump’s former top officials saw their responsibilities inside the White House.

It is not hyperbole to state no president in American history has had to deal with as many enemies both inside his administration and out. Many of his closest advisers badmouthed him publicly, leaked to the press, attempted to derail his policies, and still he is succeeding.

Imagine what this country could be if President Trump was surrounded by loyal men and women, and a press which would cover him fairly.