Bloated Leftist Sticks It To Trump

Morbidly obese leftist “director” Michael Moore is so angry over the SoulCycle owner’s politics, he’s decided to do something about it.

As you’re probably aware, there’s been a renewed push on the Left to name, shame and boycott the businesses of people involved in either donating to Trump’s re-election campaign and/or hosting fundraisers. The developer behind Soul Cycle is one of those people, and Michael Moore tweeted this in response:

We’re not even going to ask if he’s joking. (H/T – MelP)

Funny, because I’m canceling my red carpet movie premiere appearances because Hollywood is full of leftists. Apparently Moore lies more in person than he does in his “documentaries,” because the fat bastard couldn’t even spell the word fitness.

Nice try, though, fatty. Too much pie, that’s your problem.


Bloated Mayor Attacks The President

Meet Dayton, Ohio mayor Nan Whaley. You would think Nan has a lot of her mind of late, but she’s apparently never too busy to score political points off Republicans.

Mayor Nan Whaley (D) jabbed President Donald Trump Monday for mistakenly offering condolences to another Ohio city, Toledo, in his address on the two mass shootings that unfolded over the weekend.

At the end of his 10-minute speech, President Trump, reading from a teleprompter, said, “May God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo.” The president correctly referred to Dayton during other parts of his scheduled remarks.

Okay, it’s a gaffe, but it’s hardly the biggest mistake in politics. Of course, Ohio’s worst politician, Representative Tim Ryan (D-Ouche), and Potbelly Nan reacted like the president called the victims the n-word…

Speaking to reporters Monday, Whaley knocked President Trump for the gaffe.

“I’ve heard that he’s coming Wednesday but I have not gotten a call,” she quipped. “And you know he might be going to Toledo, I don’t know.”

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You are so hilarious, Nan! Hey, just as an aside, ya think maybe you should be spending more time on the mass shooting than snarking at the president? You think maybe the people of Dayton would rather see you bring the community together than grandstanding for the cameras? Maybe you can put down the fucking Ring Dings for five seconds without saying something stupid, you fat fuck?

Representative Tim Ryan – I don’t know what part of Ohio he “serves,” nor do I care – tweeted “Toledo. Fck me.” I agree. Fuck you, Tim. And your family.

Rainy Day Blues

Vacation has been fabulous so far, but today was our first rainy day. So, after two hours at the beach, we’re stuck inside, and I had a chance to read some blogs and news sites.

I wish I hadn’t.

First, I read a story that AG William Barr will not prosecute former FBU Director James Comey even though the Inspector General found Comey committed crimes. Apparently everyone in the Swamp gets the Hillary treatment.

I keep hearing he’ll be charged for FISA abuse, but I have no confidence in that.

Then there’s this. The president suggested John Rartcliffe step down from his DNI nomination because the mean Democrats will attack him and his family. Respectfully, Mr. President, is there a nominee they won’t try to destroy?

Then finally, the Mexican president is claiming the president is becoming “more moderate” with his immigration talk. Possibly bullshit, butt where is our wall? It’s been three years.

Th only good thing today is Kevin’s supermarket find. Old Bay seasoned Cheese Curls. OMG, they’re heaven in a package!

Supremes Give The President A Win

The Supreme Court has decided the president can transfer funds toward the construction of the border wall. Naturally, the court was divided along party lines.

The Supreme Court allowed President Donald Trump to reprogram $2.5 billion in Pentagon funds to start construction on 100 miles of border wall in a Friday order.

The five conservative justices voted with the government in full. Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan indicated their full dissent. Justice Stephen Breyer proposed a compromise in a partial dissent.

Dear NeverTrmp grifters, if you had your way, the Supreme Court would have a lopsided 6-3 liberal slant – 7-2 if you count the squishy John Roberts – and the country would irreparably damaged.

“The government has made a sufficient showing at this stage that the plaintiffs have no cause of action to obtain review,” the Court’s order reads.

The leftist ACLU filed this frivolous case, and are claiming the fight is not over. The president needs the wall started before the Ninth Circuit or some other activist judges issue a restraining order.

Personally, I think the president should go all Andrew Jackson on the courts, build the wall, and say, “Let them enforce it!”

The View From The Gutter

Learned constitutional conservative and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court Joy Behar believes the president should be brought up on charges after his supporters chanted “Send Her (Ilhan Omar) Back.”

People this stupid should not be allowed on television.

“The View” co-host Joy Behar questioned Thursday why President Donald Trump couldn’t be brought up on charges or sued after the president’s supporters chanted “send her back” in reference to Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar.

Behar accused Trump of “inviting violence” toward Omar and other progressive congresswoman. Trump, for his part, disavowed the chant Thursday that broke out at his rally in North Carolina the night before.

As the panel transitioned to its next segment, Behar mused aloud about Trump potentially facing criminal or civil charges over the audience’s chants, which she claimed put Omar in danger.

Some of Trump’s supporters chanted “Send Her Back,” and Joy Behar – who graduated top in her class at Hollywood Upstairs Law School – believes this is enough to file charges against a sitting president. Wow.

Here’s a hypothetical Joy (if that is your real name): Let’s say one of your Antifa thugs is in the audience when you tell them for the thousandth time that Orange. Man. Bad. Said Antifa thug then goes out and threatens the president. By your logic – and I’m just a normal guy, not a noted expert in constitutional law – the Secret Service should hit your house with warrants and flash-bangs, correct?

Try chewing on that instead your usual daily dozen Ring Dings.

Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment

Texas Democrat Al Green has filed articles of impeachment against President Trump, and a House floor vote will be held by week’s end. Expect more than a few Republicans to vote with “their good friends on the other side.”

Rep. Al Green (D-Texas) filed articles of impeachment against President Trump on Tuesday under a process that will force a House floor vote by the end of this week.

Green introduced his articles of impeachment after the House passed a resolution largely along party lines condemning Trump for suggesting that four progressive freshman congresswomen of color — Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.), Ayanna Pressley (Mass.), Ilhan Omar (Minn.) and Rashida Tlaib (Mich.) — “go back” to their countries.

Green said that the House should go beyond condemning Trump and move to remove him from office.

Green, dullard that he is, believes triggering words amount to “high crimes and misdemeanors.” The only thing high here are Green’s hopes, and possibly Green himself.

It will be the third impeachment floor vote forced by Green in the last two years, but the first since Democrats took control of the House.

Green previously forced procedural votes on articles of impeachment against Trump in December 2017 and January 2018. Both efforts drew the support of about 60 House Democrats.

A total of 84 House Democrats currently support launching an impeachment inquiry, as well as independent Rep. Justin Amash (Mich.), according to The Hill’s whip list. But Democratic leaders –– and the majority of the caucus –– are not yet on board as they seek to continue ongoing investigations of the Trump administration.

Michigan has a terrific track record of electing completely useless politicians. See also: Justin Amash.

Look, I say bring it on. Get every single Democrat – and Code Pink Republican – on the record of where they stand on impeachment, and where they stand with regards to the president. Let every single American know which side they are on, especially when it’s only sixteen months until Election Day.

Trump To Take Control Of Census

President Trump is expected to enact an executive order to place the citizenship question back into the census; a ridiculous move, since the entire point of a census is to see how many CITIZENS live in the country.

President Donald Trump will take executive action on adding a citizenship question to the U.S. Census, an administration official confirmed to the Daily Caller on Thursday.

The president floated on announcement on the citizenship question on Twitter, stating, “At [the Social Media Summit’s] conclusion, we will all go to the beautiful Rose Garden for a News Conference on the Census and Citizenship.”

An administration official [said] Trump does intend to take action on the citizenship question, and the White House updated its daily press schedule to include presidential “remarks on citizenship and the census” Thursday evening.

I am so tired of these activist judges stopping the president’s agenda at every turn. He needs to pull an Andrew Jackson, enact the policies he wants, then ignore any judicial repercussions. Obama and Eric Holder did it; why can’t Trump?

Oh, and as an aside, I’m starting to think Brett Kavanaugh is going to be worse than Roberts. He may have been the president’s greatest mistake. Hopefully Amy Coney Barrett can replace the deteriorating Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Caption Contest Winners

The I’ve Got A Golden Ticket Caption Contest is now over.

Top Three Entries:
3. I prefer the yellow Swifter dusters and lint removers, Thank You very much! – Dalek
2. Yes, this is proof from CNN that Acosta and Lemon have had their rabies shots. – Ronni

WINNER! – Bring me Obama’s college transcripts and you can see my tax return. – Ingineer66

Weekend Caption Contest

I’ve Got A Golden Ticket Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 17th.

Original Caption: President Donald Trump holds up what he described as proof of a deal with Mexico on immigration and trade as he speaks to the news media prior to departing for travel to Iowa from the South Lawn of the White House in Washington. REUTERS/Leah Millis

Tax And Bend

It would appear Mexico received President Trump’s tariff message, and they are, for now, jumping on the team and coming on in for the big win.

Acting Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan said the White House’s immigration deal includes an array of fresh concessions from Mexico, pushing back against questions over whether the president actually pushed Mexico to agree to new terms.

“We’ve heard commitments before from Mexico to do more on their southern border. The last time they deployed down there was about four or 500 officers,” he said. “This is more than a tenfold commitment to increase their security in Chiapas — that’s where people are entering from Guatemala into southern Mexico.”

It will shock you to learn the fake news media urinalists are claiming there is nothing new to this deal, and furthermore, orange man bad.

The U.S. has revoked its threat to slap the Latin American country with a 5% tariff on all of its goods. In return, the Mexican government has pledged to send around 6,000 National Guard troops to its southern border with Guatemala, allow more asylum seekers to remain in Mexico, and more forcefully combat human trafficking and smugglers.

The president has also stated the tariffs will be imposed if Mexico does not comply, stating, “I am now altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further… “