Let’s Get Physical

President Trump’s physician gave the leftist media a case of teh sadz yesterday when he informed them the president is in very good health – both physically and mentally.

The Physician to the President Navy Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson said during Tuesday’s White House press briefing that President Donald Trump requested, then aced, a cognitive ability exam.

Reporters have suggested for months that Trump is mentally unstable, and NBC’s Hallie Jackson was quick to ask about the president’s mental health during the briefing.

“I had absolutely no concerns about his cognitive ability or his — you know, neurological function,” Jackson asserted. “I was not going to do a cognitive exam. I had no intention of doing one. The reason we did the cognitive assessment is plain and simple because the president asked me to do it.”

Naturally, CNN’s most prominent whiny bitch Jim Acosta accused Rear Admiral Jackson of lying about the president’s exam, because bitches gonna bitch.


Stormy Weather

Well, it didn’t take too long for the fake news media to find another story to be outraged about. In this case, several outlets are claiming the president’s lawyer paid hush money to a pr0n star after she “visited Trump’s tower.”

A lawyer for President Trump reportedly arranged a six-figure payment to a former adult-film star to keep her from discussing a sexual encounter with Trump, according to a new report Friday.

The Wall Street Journal reported that Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization at the time and now Trump’s personal lawyer, arranged for Stephanie Clifford, known in the industry as Stormy Daniels, to receive $130,000 as part of a nondisclosure agreement one month before the 2016 presidential election.

So $130,000 was enough to buy the silence of a wealthy pr0n star? We’re supposed to believe that?

Clifford has privately told sources interviewed by the Journal that she and Trump had a consensual sexual encounter in 2006, the year after he and Melania Trump were married. Clifford was 27 years old at the time of the alleged encounter in Lake Tahoe.

Like the “shithole” story, The Hill’s fake news story does not quote one witness. Instead, the alleged journalists cites “sources.” Well, I’m convinced; let’s start the impeachment hearings.

Honestly, I hope this story – like the shithole story – is true. I want to be proud of my president, and a POTUS who bangs Stormy Daniels is someone who should be put onto Mount Rushmore.

Your Daily MSM Outrage

The latest uproar over our Sexist, Intolerant, Xenophobic, Homophobic, Islamophobic, Racist, Bigoted president revolves around his “alleged” claim America should not accept immigrants from “shithole countries.”

President Donald Trump referred to Haiti and African nations as “shithole countries” during a meeting with a bipartisan group of senators at the White House, a Democratic aide briefed on the meeting said.

Trump’s comments were first reported by The Washington Post, which said the group of nations referred to also included El Salvador.

The comments came as senators huddled in the Oval Office with the president to discuss a path forward on an immigration deal. Trump questioned why the United States would want people from nations such as Haiti while he was being briefed on changes to the visa lottery system.

According to the aide, when the group discussed immigration from Africa, Trump asked why America would want immigrants from “all these shithole countries” and that the U.S. should have more people coming in from places like Norway.

The best response to this ridiculous non-story came from Jim Treacher on Twitter:

Let’s assume, for the sake of argument, the president was quoted accurately. So what? Does anyone believe America would be better off taking immigrants from Somalia, Iraq, or Kazakhstan instead of Finland, Tunisia, or India? Because I sure don’t.

I also don’t think this is the blockbuster story the leftist media believes it is. There ARE shithole countries on this planet, and everyone agrees which ones are on the shit list. Stop your pearl clutching and get a life.

Unemployment Numbers Are In The Black

Under President Trump, minority unemployment is at the lowest levels in forty-five years.

While economists and Wall Street analysts described December’s jobs report as “below consensus” or even “disappointing,” there was nothing disappointing for one broad group of Americans: minorities. For them, the Trump economy is delivering, big time.

Almost unnoticed by the mainstream media, unemployment rates for Hispanics, African-Americans and Asians have not only fallen, but are now at all-time lows. That’s right: Unemployment has never been lower for minorities, at least not since 1972, when such records first started being kept.

Over the past year, the unemployment rate has dropped 17% for Hispanics, 14% for African Americans and 11% for Asians. More significantly, the jobless rate for African Americans fell to a record low 6.8% in December from 7.2% the month before. And it was the first time ever that unemployment for African Americans ever fell below 7%.

But remember, guys; Donald Trump is a disgusting racist and a rabid white supremacist.

Donald J. Trump: Super Genius

Say what you want about President Trump; the man is an expert at trolling the left.

President Donald Trump on Saturday called himself a “very stable genius” and “really smart” after a new book said White House advisers have had concerns that Mr. Trump wasn’t fit for the presidency.

In a flurry of tweets Saturday morning, Mr. Trump also accused Democrats of raising questions about his mental stability to attack his presidency.

“Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence,” Mr. Trump said. “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”

“I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try),” the president continued. “I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!”

“On my first try…” Nothing makes me laugh more than a shot across Hillary Clinton’s ample bow.

Dinner And A Show

On Christmas Day, the Associated Press had literally nothing better to do than to slam President Trump. In fairness, the AP was whining about our nation’s most important functions: state dinners.

President Donald Trump couldn’t stop talking about the red carpets, military parades and fancy dinners that were lavished upon him during state visits on his recent tour of Asia. “Magnificent,” he declared at one point on the trip.

But Trump has yet to reciprocate, making him the first president in almost a century to close his first year in office without welcoming a visiting counterpart to the U.S. with similar trappings.


President Trump is already a multimillionaire, so state dinners and all their pageantry probably bore him. Besides, lavish state dinners and celebrity gatherings – at taxpayer expense – were Obama’s forte. Trump has been dealing with more pressing issues this year; like cleaning up Obama’s mess.

Cuts Like A Knife

After nearly a year of Republican obstruction, President Trump finally brought home a big win; in the form of tax cuts.

The plan is by no means perfect, but it’s progress.

The Republican-controlled U.S. House of Representatives gave final approval on Wednesday to the biggest overhaul of the U.S. tax code in 30 years, sending a sweeping $1.5 trillion tax bill to President Donald Trump for his signature.

Trump, who emphasized a tax cut for middle-class Americans during his 2016 campaign, said at an earlier Cabinet meeting that lowering the corporate tax rate from 35 percent to 21 percent was “probably the biggest factor in this plan.”

In addition to cutting the U.S. corporate income tax rate to 21 percent, the debt-financed legislation gives other business owners a new 20 percent deduction on business income and reshapes how the government taxes multinational corporations along the lines the country’s largest businesses have recommended for years.

It’s a good plan for the middle class, a good plan for business owners, and even the eeeeevil rich get to swim in the savings pool. Plus, the way the fake news media is ranting about this, the plan must better than we ever dreamed.

Jackie? Oh.

CA Congresscritter Jackie Speier, a woman few people know, and even fewer respect, is claiming President Trump will fire Robert Mueller before Christmas. Well, if a back-bencher like Jackie Speier believes it, you can take that information to the bank!

A White House lawyer is refuting a rumor voiced by Congresswoman Jackie Speier (D-San Mateo) that President Donald Trump intends to fire special counsel Robert Mueller before Christmas.

White House special counsel Ty Cobb told CNN that no such plans exist: “As the White House has consistently said for months, there is no consideration of firing the special counsel,” Cobb told CNN in a statement.

Speier believes Republicans are trying to shut down the House Intelligence Committee’s probe into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 elections.

“I believe the President wants all of this shut down,” Speier said when asked if she believed House Republicans were bowing to pressure from the White House.

Look, everyone knows my opinion of President Trump. I believe his words and actions make him the most conservative president since Ronald Reagan – and ever Reagan didn’t move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem. I believe Mueller’s investigation found ZERO evidence of Russian collusion, and now this clown is conducting a witch hunt. That said, firing Mueller would be a terrible mistake.

I’m sure the president wants this Stalinist show trial ended as soon as possible, but the better move would be to leave the investigation alone. Allow it to devolve in front of the American people’s eyes, and the expose the bias of the investigators. Eventually, the president will be vindicated.

Hey Lindsey, Break A Leg

Having literally learned nothing from the NFL protests, washed-up Olympic skiier Lindsey Vonn took a shot at President Trump this week.

Having done that, Vonn also took a shot at millions of Trump voters.

A number of US athletes have spoken out against Donald Trump during his presidency, and skier Lindsey Vonn has become the latest to have her say.

Targeting Olympic gold at February’s Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, Vonn is in St. Moritz, Switzerland, where she spoke passionately about what it means to compete for the US ski team.

“Well I hope to represent the people of the United States, not the president,” Vonn told CNN’s Alpine Edge. “I want to represent our country well. I don’t think that there are a lot of people currently in our government that do that.”

First of all, this bint doesn’t represent me, and she certainly doesn’t represent my values. Second, Vonn claimed she would refuse an invite to the White House, probably because she would be outshined by the beauty of the First Lady. Finally, I will still cheer for Vonn next year, but I will be cheering for her to break another arm and wreck her knee. I’m nice like that.

We’re Movin’ On Up!

President Trump is set to cash in on another of his campaign promises today by recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and moving the American embassy to the ancient holy city.

If all Trump’s campaign promises, this one fills me with the most joy.

In a momentous shift of United States foreign policy in the Middle East, President Donald Trump is set to officially recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel on Wednesday and initiate the process of relocating the U.S. embassy to the city from Tel Aviv, according to senior administration officials.

The president is expected to officially announce the policy changes in remarks at the White House at 1pm on Wednesday.

This is a welcome move; one that has been a long time coming.

A U.S. official and a source close to the White House told ABC News that official recognition of Jerusalem as the capital is expected to be intentionally broad and not meant to preclude the possibility that the Palestinians could claim part of the historic city as a capital of a future Palestinian state. The president does not want to “prejudice” the outcome of any future peace negotiations for a two-state solution, one source familiar with the plan told ABC News.

Respectfully, Mr. President, f**k the Palestinians. These people are terrorist thugs who not only scoff at a two-state solution, but also actively attack Israel and its citizens. Their concerns are irrelevant.