Drunk Pillages The Villages

An elderly Florida man was arrested for DUI after crashing his golf cart on the campus of The Villages, a residence for old farts like this dude.

Investigators say Cary De Van, a former IBM manager, wrecked his ride early Thursday evening in a one-cart accident less than a mile from his home in The Villages, the country’s largest retirement community.

De Van apparently drove his red cart over a concrete curb, breaking its axle and dislodging the windshield. The golf cart is the preferred mode of transportation for elderly Villages people, who like to think of the sprawling development as “Florida’s friendliest hometown.”

It gets less friendly the more you destroy golf carts.

Upon contacting De Van, who was not injured in the wreck, police suspected that the octogenarian–who was slurring his words and smelled of booze–had been drinking. De Van was unsteady on his feet and unable to perform field sobriety tests. A pair of breath tests registered his blood alcohol content at nearly twice the .08 legal limit.

Well, at least Cary had a good reason to get sloshed…

While speaking with a cop, De Van reportedly explained that he “was watching President Trump on TV then got really mad at what he said.” De Van added that began consuming vodka after enduring the current president’s performance.

The best part for De Van is he’ll find some leftist judge to hear his case, and rule in Cary’s favor because Orange. Man. Bad.

President Trump Saves The Suburbs

President Trump has repealed a disastrous Obama order demanding low-income housing be installed in American suburbs. The order would have been a nightmare for everyone involved, and, shockingly, the Democrats declared the repeal “racist.” It’s literally all the Democrats have left.

President Donald Trump tweeted Wednesday that he will not allow “low income housing” to mess with America’s “Suburban Lifestyle Dream.”

I am happy to inform all of the people living their Suburban Lifestyle Dream that you will no longer be bothered or financially hurt by having low income housing built in your neighborhood… …Your housing prices will go up based on the market, and crime will go down. I have rescinded the Obama-Biden AFFH Rule. Enjoy!

Trump noted that his administration’s decision to replace an Obama-era housing rule aimed at funding low income housing options would help housing “go up” and crime “go down.”

The Obama-era rule would have decimated the suburbs, which is exactly what Obama wanted. Low-income housing would have destroyed the suburbs just as easily as it has destroyed the cities. This is a great move by Trump, and another example of the president’s annihilation of Barack Obama’s legacy.

We’re Outta Here Like Vladimir

President Trump has decided to withdraw nearly 10,000 American troops from Germany, forcing Angela Merkel and other NATO leaders to carry their share of the security load.

President Donald Trump ordered the Pentagon to withdraw 9,500 troops from Germany, administration officials said Friday, in a move that would mark a large drawdown in the US military presence in Europe.

Currently, there are 34,500 US troops stationed in Germany, and the move would reduce that number to 25,000. The change was ordered in a memorandum signed by national security advisor Robert O’Brien and had been in the works for months under the direction of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley.

Merkel and her cohorts have been bad actors inside NATO for far too long, and considering Merkel specifically has been less than cordial to the president, I have neither sympathy or empathy for her or her country.

The Trump administration has clashed with Germany several times over a number of issues related to security and defense. The president has repeatedly said that NATO members like Germany should contribute more money to the defense organization, although Germany has rejected these claims.

Of course they rejected it, because even a cursory glance at Germany’s past will show you their number one priority has always been Germany. They expect the United States to pick up the slack while many of them trash us behind our backs. No longer. Start carrying your share of the load, and maybe we’ll come back. Until then, Germany is on their own.

POTUS Asks GOP To Ditch FISA

President Trump took to Twitter yesterday to pressure Republican House members to vote against a (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act) FISA renewal. Considering how the Obama administration perverted the system, this should be a no-brainer.

President Donald Trump on Tuesday urged House Republicans to vote against reauthorization of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, the surveillance tool that the FBI used to wiretap former Trump campaign aide Carter Page.

“I hope all Republican House Members vote NO on FISA until such time as our Country is able to determine how and why the greatest political, criminal, and subversive scandal in USA history took place!” Trump wrote on Twitter.

The House passed FISA reauthorization on March 11 on a bipartisan vote — 278 to 136 — with 126 Republicans supporting the measure. Attorney General William Barr voiced support for the House version, and urged its passage in the Senate.

To be honest, I am not clear if the President can veto the bill, but considering he is asking GOP members to vote against the measure, I assume the veto is not in play.

POTUS Orders Suspension Of Immigration

President Trump has signed an executive order stopping all immigration to the United States for the duration of the Wuhan virus pandemic.

President Donald Trump tweeted late Monday night that he will sign an executive order temporarily limiting all immigration to the United States in light of the coronavirus pandemic.

“In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States,” he wrote shortly after 10:00 pm ET.

This is a great move from a medical perspective, and a terrific move politically. The Democrats continue touting the lie that the president is doing nothing during the pandemic, but they are also calling him a racist for closing the borders. This order forces the leftists to choose between two false narratives.

They now have to declare Trump is evil for stopping immigration (to protect the country from Wuhan) or declare Trump is evil because he is doing nothing to stop Wuhan (while closing the borders).

Leftists Want You Dead

Meet Berin Szóka, a disgusting leftist troll who recently caught a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Berin thought it would be hilarious to wish President Trump died from the coronavirus. A few days later, Berin was visited by karma.

The head of a Google-funded think tank is resigning after suggesting to his Twitter followers that he would like to see President Donald Trump die from coronavirus, Politico reported Friday.

TechFreedom president Berin Szóka is going on an indefinite sabbatical to write a book on tech policy, the libertarian-leaning group told Politico. Szóka got into some hot water Monday after saying on Twitter that it would be “poetic justice” for Trump to die from the deadly virus.

“Serious question: could there possibly any greater poetic justice in the universe than for Trump to die of the #CPACvirus,” Szóka tweeted in reference to Trump’s presence at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

One person who attended CPAC tested positive for the virus.

Two things. First, if a conservative said something like this they would immediately be trashed by every news outlet in the country and lose their ability to hold a job. Second, there is nothing – literally nothing – good about Google. They despise conservatives and we should really stop using their products whenever possible.

President Winning Over Hispanic Voters

A recent poll showed President Trump is winning over the Hispanic electorate. Currently, the president is enjoying an approval rating at 44%, and would likely win 41% off the Hispanic vote if he faced “democratic socialist” Bernie Sanders.

Forty-one percent.

He was told being strict on illegal immigration would doom him among Hispanic voters.

Yet President Trump has defied their predictions, from the moment he delivered his address to the Conservative Political Action Conference in 2013 — warning the Republican Party that legalizing 11 million illegal immigrants was political suicide — through the 2016 presidential election and into the White House.

Now nine months out from his second Election Day, and despite a tenure in the White House that has involved building a border wall, stepping up deportations and insulting some Latin American nations as “s—hole” countries, Mr. Trump is as strong as ever among Hispanic voters, according to the polls.

One poll puts his approval rating as high as 44% and shows him winning 41% of the Hispanic vote in a head-to-head match-up with Sen. Bernard Sanders of Vermont. That would best his 2016 showing of 28% support and put him in the running with President George W. Bush for the highest share of Hispanic votes for a GOP candidate. (H/TAOSHQ)

While that’s an amazing statistic, it’s also a reminder we cannot stay home on Election Day. Any of these Democrats could conceivably win this thing, so don’t get cocky. Get out and vote.

The President Is En Fuego

President Trump spoke at CPAC Saturday, and during his speech he mentioned his favorite Democrat.

President Donald Trump mentioned Utah Sen. Mitt Romney’s name during a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) Saturday, and the audience exploded in boos.

Trump was discussing impeachment when he said that the reason he was acquitted was because “the Republicans stuck together.”

“Except Romney, of course,” Trump said, causing the audience to boo loudly. “Low life. Low life. Except Romney, they stuck together, and even him I got half a vote. I think he did actually vote one, he couldn’t do it all cause he we wanted to get some nice free publicity for himself, but it was 52 and a half out of 53 votes.”

We’ll likely never have another president like Donald Trump, and that’s a shame, since he is arguably the most entertaining politician in American history.

ABC News Hack Caught Telling The Truth

Meet David Wright, an ABC News political correspondent and self-described “socialist.” Like most journalists, Wright is not a fan of President Trump, his voters, or the average unwashed citizen at large. In short, he hates you.

Wright has now been suspended after he was caught telling the truth to Project Veritas.

A new Project Veritas video shows an ABC News correspondent bashing the network and accusing higher-ups of intentionally failing to report properly on President Donald Trump.

Wednesday’s newest video shows correspondent David Wright, who has since been suspended from ABC News, talking about how “voters are poorly informed” in part because of the network’s purported refusal to cover Trump appropriately. He alleges that the network carefully crafts its reporting to fit a certain narrative, particularly around Trump.

Wait a minute; you mean to tell me a news organization which hired unbiased journalist George Stephanopoulos employs a narrative in its stories? The hell you say!

Wright added that ABC News fails to “hold [Trump] to account” while simultaneously not giving “him credit for the things he does do.” The correspondent alleged that ABC News is only “interested in three things” in its daily reporting on the president.

“We’re interested in the outrage of the day, the investigation and of the palace intrigue of who’s backstabbing whom. Beyond that, we don’t really cover the guy,” Wright said, adding that the network has become “a profit” and “promotion center.”

When I first read the article, I started rooting for Wright, but the further I read along I realized this assclown is no better than the average leftist media shill. Enjoy your suspension, you partisan hack.

A Win For Life

The Ninth Circuit Court – a court the president has slowly been turning conservative – has upheld the Trump administration’s decision to deny funding for clinics which perform abortions.

Dear Never Trumpers, this is why we voted for and support this president.

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Monday that the Trump administration can continue stripping federal funding from clinics that offer abortions.

The court upheld the Trump administration’s June 2019 declaration that taxpayer-funded clinics must stop referring women for abortions or be stripped of their Title X funding. Judge Sandra Ikuta wrote Monday’s majority opinion, stating that “there is no ‘gag’ on [nondirective] abortion counseling.”

The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) followed the decision in June by alerting clinics that it would enforce the administration’s ban. Planned Parenthood withdrew from the Title X federal family planning program, thereby forgoing about $60 million a year rather than comply with this decision.

The despicable murderers at Planned Parenthood will still kill babies at an alarming rate, but their actions will no longer be funded by the American taxpayers.