Orange: The New Black

The Bureau of Labor Statistics released unemployment numbers this week, and if you are a member of the African-American community, you will be very pleased.

Unemployment among black Americans ages 16 years and over fell to 7.5 percent in May, its lowest level since December 2000.

Black unemployment has been on the decline since February — falling from (February) 8.1, (March) 8.0, (April) 7.9, and (May) 7.5 percent, according to data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The national unemployment rate in May was 4.3 percent, its lowest level since May 2001.

Donald Trump hates black people! Or something.

The reason I used Breitbart as the post source is because while checking teh interwebz yesterday, there was no mention of the unemployment numbers on the websites of the three major networks, nor at CNN’s site. That may have changed, since I wrote this yesterday, but if a Democrat was in the White House it would be front page news.

That’s How He Trolls

President Trump trolled the mainstream media yet again. After allowing the media to salivate over the thought there may be tapes of his conversations with former FBI hack James Comey, the president admitted there were no such tapes yesterday.

My god, I simply love this man.

President Donald Trump on Thursday tweeted that he did not record his conversations with then-FBI Director James Comey, putting to rest one of the biggest lingering mysteries surrounding the drama between the president and the FBI head he later dismissed.

Trump tweeted in May, shortly after he fired the FBI boss, that Comey “better hope that there are no ‘tapes’” of their conversations.

Comey testified to Congress that the prospects of taped conversations between him and Trump spurred him to ask a confidant to alert the New York Times about the existence of the memos. The revelation provided more pressure on the Justice Department to appoint a special counsel to oversee the probe.

The media reactions to these two tweets gave me more joy than my wedding, the birth of my children, and the time I banged Milana Vayntrub (in my mind).

Warriors, Come Out And Play

The NBA’s Golden State Warriors are planning to snub a White House visit if one is offered by President Trump. It would be the first time an entire team skipped the event.

Don’t expect to see Donald Trump holding up a Golden State Warriors jersey anytime soon. A report surfaced hours after the Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 5 of the NBA Finals that suggested the Warriors have no intention of carrying out a long-held tradition in professional American sports.

If the report is accurate, the Warriors would officially be the first men’s team to eschew the Trump White House, though others have found a way to avoid it as well.

Oh, please do this Warriors! No one gives a rat’s ass about the NBA or its thuggish players. Besides, half the team probably couldn’t pass a security check, so there’s no point in wasting everyone’s time.

John McCain Is A Big Bag Of Douche

Disclaimer: John McCain is an American hero who served his country and blah, blah, blah… Now that that’s out of the way, can anyone tell me why John McCain is 1. still a Republican, and 2. even remotely relevant anymore? This assclown should have been sent to the glue factory two decades ago.

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said American leadership was stronger under President Trump’s predecessor, President Barack Obama, according to a Guardian report.

Asked if the country stood on sturdier ground under Obama’s leadership, McCain said “yes,” according to the report.

“As far as American leadership is concerned, yes,” said McCain, who also vocally criticized many of the Obama administration’s foreign policy decisions.

Oh I agree wholeheartedly. I especially enjoyed America’s leadership while Islamic terrorists murdered our Libyan ambassador and three other Americans. Not to mention our groundbreaking initiative of giving weapons to Mexican drug lords, and freeing Guantanamo prisoners.

If McCain appreciates Barack Obama’s strong leadership, I suggest he relocate to Canada, France, or now, Britain. There are plenty of “leaders” driving those nations… right into the gutter.

The Rainbow Of Hypocrisy

Liberals pride themselves upon their acceptance and inclusion of all persons, regardless of their race, creed, or color. They brag about their unconditional tolerance, and decry their opponents as divisive and hateful.

The reality, however, is the exact opposite of what liberals preach.

Brian Talbert said he and a fellow gay republican sent in an application to Charlotte Pride so they could have a float in this year’s Charlotte Pride Parade.

“It was going to be fun. We wanted to be energetic. We wanted to show that we weren’t the racist, bigot; misogynistic…We wanted to show that we are Americans, love our country and our president. We wanted to be there to celebrate gay pride. Everything fell into place except being able to celebrate who I am,” he said.

Talbert said Charlotte Pride sent him an email denying his application for a float.

A spokesperson for the organization said in written statement, “Charlotte Pride reserves the right to decline participation at our events to groups or organizations which do not reflect the mission, vision and values of our organization, as is acknowledged in our parade rules and regulations by all groups at the time of their parade application. In the past, we have made similar decisions to decline participation from other organizations espousing anti-LGBTQ religious or public policy stances.

There is no evidence Talbert espouses any of these stances. On the contrary, Talbert wants to participate in the parade to quell these racist stereotypes, and that’s a problem for the liberal LGBTQ community. So they denied Talbert’s permit, because, ironically, the LGBTQ community acts exactly like the people they claim to despise.

Personally, I think Talbert should file a lawsuit to force Charlotte Pride to accept his application. If a Christian business can be forced into baking a gay wedding cake, Charlotte Pride can be forced to admitting a conservative float.

Caption Contest Winners

The May I Take Your Order? Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “I’ll start with the “Ocean’s Rising Oysters” and then have the “Coal-Fired New York Strip”. I also want a “Polar Cap Slushie” to drink and the “Ravaged Black Forest Cake” for dessert.” – Metoo
4. “Hmm… deep fried Pelosi, naw sounds stringy!” – William
3. President Trump studies a picture of Kathy Griffin without her makeup. – Mike AKA Proof
2. (Thought bubble over Trump):
HMMMMM. What’s this? “List of Obama Executive Orders”
Fuck that one. [makes strikeout]
Fuck this one. [makes strikeout]
Fuck this other one. [makes strikeout]
Oooo. Paris Climate Accord? Fuck this one in particular. [makes emphatic strikeout] – ChiefJayBob

WINNER! – This should really piss-off those crotch stained, tree hugging, I love my double standards, old white men hating, patchouli wearing, zitt on my ass, Muslim defending, uneducated fimple weeds. – Kevin

Weekend Caption Contest

May I Take Your Order? Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, June 5th.

Original Caption: President Trump prepares to sign an Executive Order on Promoting Free Speech and Religious Liberty during the National Day of Prayer event at the White House in Washington, D.C., on May 4, 2017. (Photo: Carlos Barria/Reuters)

Off With Her Head

By now you’ve heard about comedian – and I use that term very loosely – Kathy Griffin’s mock beheading of President Trump. After the understandable uproar, her part-time employer CNN – eventually – levied its punishment.

She’s fired.

The network made the announcement via Twitter Wednesday morning. “CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year’s Eve program,” the CNN Public Relations account tweeted.

The termination comes one day after the comedienne posted a photo and video of her holding a fake severed head of President Donald Trump. She later apologized for the photo and video, saying it went too far, and removed it from her Twitter account. She had made it as part of a photo shoot with Tyler Shields, but they did not disclose what the project was.

Trump tweeted about the photo early on Wednesday, writing “My children, especially my 11-year-old son Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!”

Reports claim Barron saw the image and initially thought it was real. That fact alone should have merited an instant firing, but CNN values politics over morals, so they waited a full day before taking action. I give them credit for severing ties with Griffin, but there are far too many people in the MSM excusing her actions.

The Stupid Party Is At It Again

The media is continuing their unfounded attacks on President Trump, and true to form, the GOP is folding in the face of pressure.

Republicans in Congress are increasingly dispirited over the chaos surrounding Donald Trump, with several saying the nonstop revelations are imperiling their legislative agenda and the top Senate Republican signaling he’d go his own way on some of the president’s top priorities.

What legislative agenda? You assholes have done nothing – nothing – since January, and you expect us to support you?

Those concerns mounted after news broke Tuesday evening that Trump asked James Comey to close the FBI’s investigation into former national security adviser Michael Flynn.

That’s bullshit and fake f**king news. Comey’s memo said nothing about Trump asking him to close the Flynn investigation. “I hope you can let this go,” if Trump even said that – no one has seen the memo yet – can be interpreted many ways, but Trump never specifically asked to have the investigation shut down. It’s an out and out lie.

Comey wrote a memo about the conversation immediately after it occurred in February. Democrats said Trump’s request amounted to obstruction of justice while Republicans demanded information from the administration.

Really? A self-serving memo no one has even seen is now evidence of a crime? I must have missed the day they taught that in the police academy.

Earlier Tuesday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said he’s prepared to block Trump on many of his proposed budget cuts and won’t support major tax cuts that add to the deficit. Nor would he commit to building Trump’s border wall.

Wow, there’s a shock. McConnell and Paul Ryan are despicable pieces of human filth, and their continuous Trump obstruction will lead to their demise in 2018. The GOP will lose the House next year, because they have given people nothing to vote for. No agenda, no accomplishments, nothing.

Putin To The Rescue?

By reading his tweets, one would think Donald Trump is the greatest media troll of all time. The man posts comments solely to drive the MSM insane – well, more so – and while he is arguably a master troller, Trump does have one equal.

Enter Putin.

Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday that U.S. President Donald Trump had not passed any secrets onto Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov during a meeting in Washington last week and that he could prove it.

Putin said Russia was ready to hand a transcript of Trump’s meeting with Lavrov over to U.S. lawmakers if that would help reassure them.

Obviously I’m no fan of Putin, but this is a work of brilliance. Not only is the Russian strongman trolling the media, but he’s also trolling the Democrat snowflakes shrieking about the latest “impeachable offense.” Bravo, Vladimir. Bravo.