A New Sheriff In Town

Amidst all the chaos of this past weekend, President Trump found time to escape the Nazi catcalls to suggest a pardon for someone I feel was railroaded by an activist judge.

President Trump may soon issue a pardon for Joe Arpaio, the colorful former Arizona sheriff who was found guilty two weeks ago of criminal contempt for defying a state judge’s order to stop traffic patrols targeting suspected undocumented immigrants.

Trump said the pardon could happen in the next few days, should he decide to do so.

Arpaio, 85, was convicted by U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton of misdemeanor contempt of court for willfully disregarding an Arizona judge’s order in 2011 to stop the anti-immigrant traffic patrols. Arpaio had maintained the law enforcement patrols for 17 months thereafter.

So this judge not only decides to ignore the immigration laws, but also demands a border sheriff to do the same? To be brutally honest, I doubt I would follow that order, either. Activist judges are granted entirely too much power, and congress needs to start reining these people in; the sooner, the better.

For what it’s worth, I realize many people see Arpaio as an arrogant blowhard, but I would fully support a pardon for the man.

Welcome To The Grand Illusion

The OMG TRUMP-RUSSIA! kabuki theater kicked it up a notch yesterday when Democrat hack special counsel Robert Mueller announced a grand jury would be created to determine if charges should be filed for the president or members of his administration.

President Donald Trump attacked Democrats Thursday for losing the election and subsequently trying to “cheat” voters “out of the leadership you want” after news broke that special counsel Robert Mueller has impaneled a grand jury in his Russia probe.

Trump, speaking to thousands of supporters at a rally in West Virginia, argued that instead of looking at him and his campaign, prosecutors “should be looking at Hillary Clinton’s 33,000 deleted emails.” This prompted “lock her up” chants that were a prominent feature on the 2016 campaign trail.

The president said the “Russia story” is a “fabrication,” and “most people know there were no Russians in our campaign. We didn’t win because of Russia we won because of you,” Trump added.

Is he wrong? This investigation is being run by someone close to Democrats and former FBI head James Comey. Mueller has a conflict of interest here, and the released statement claims the investigation touched on things “unconnected to the 2016 election” and “have nothing to do with Russia.”

As Elizabeth Harrington from the Washington Free Beacon asked, “How is this not a witch hunt?”

Potter-y Yarn

J.K. Rowling is an acclaimed fiction writer. Sadly, Rowling’s prowess in storytelling extends far beyond the Harry Potter universe.

Author JK Rowling claimed on Twitter that President Donald Trump avoided a wheelchair-bound boy, but unedited video proves that he did shake the boy’s hand.

Trump met with a group of “victims of Obamacare” on July 24 shortly before giving a press conference about health care reform. The victims stood on the stage behind Trump as he gave his speech.

According to the “Harry Potter” author and a conveniently edited video, as Trump was taking the stage he avoided shaking the hand of a young boy in a wheelchair.

Not only did Trump not ignore the boy – whose name is Montgomery “Monty” Weer – but he also approached Monty first. On top of that, this was not Monty’s first time at the White House. First Lady Melania Trump hosted Monty and his family the previous day…

The “smoking gun” video evidence Rowling shared on July 28th was debunked almost immediately, but the stalwart leftist has yet to admit her mistake outright lie.

Do You Know The Way To Lana Rey?

Meet singer Lana Del Rey. I listed this woman’s profession because even though I have heard the name a hundred times, I literally had no idea who she is. Now that I have read a few stories about this bint, I sincerely wish Lana Del Rey was a beach in Saint-Tropez.

Lana Del Rey is proud of her attempt to put a hex on President Donald Trump.

“Yeah, I did it. Why not? Look, I do a lot of shit,” the 32-year-old New York native told NME on Friday. In February, Del Rey made headlines when she joined a large group in the witchcraft community to perform a “mass spell to bind Trump.”

While checking Lana’s Wikipedia page – the most trusted source in fake internet news – claims “she suffered from alcoholism at a young age…” Well, that explains it. Look honey, I realize you’re biter because God didn’t make you as pretty as Carrie Underwood or Katy Perry, but casting a spell on Donald Trump isn’t going to revive your failing career.

Maybe try porn?

Caption Contest Winners

The I’m Batman Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “This is called the “Chicago Way”, Schumer!!” – William
4. “Wait until CNN sees me hit their logo out of the ballpark.” – TXNick
3. This season of The Walking Dead has a definite plot twist. – Mike AKA Proof
2. “Where is that Rosie O’Donnell piñata?” – Metoo

WINNER! – Trump: [to the members of his Cabinet] A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork… Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don’t field… what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the stands are full of fans. What does he have to say? I’m goin’ out there for myself. But… I get nowhere unless the team wins.

Spicer: Team!

[Trump beats one of the media pool with a baseball bat] – CHIEFJAYBOB

Caption Contest Winners

The Whispers In The Snark Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Three Entries:
3. “Psssst!…hey Vlad…..wanna touch my tiny hands?” – Kevin
2. Trump: “Oh good, my amazing colossal interpreter has arrived..” – Sully

WINNER! – Trump and Putin were so engaged in their conversation that they did not at first notice the hand of God smacking the Secretary of State. – Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

Whispers In The Snark Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, July 17th.

Original Caption: Russia’s President Vladimir Putin talks to U.S. President Donald Trump during their bilateral meeting at the G20 summit in Hamburg, Germany July 7, 2017. (Photo: Carlos Barria/Reuters)

Make A None For The Border

President Trump is apparently stopping illegal immigration using nothing more than his mere presence… and his hair.

While the president is envisioning himself punching a cable-news network logo into submission, take a look at what The Failing New York Times™ reports from Choloma, Honduras:

While some of Mr. Trump’s most ambitious plans to tighten the border are still a long way off, particularly his campaign pledge to build a massive wall, his hard-line approach to immigration already seems to have led to sharp declines in the flow of migrants from Central America bound for the United States.

From February through May, the number of undocumented immigrants stopped or caught along the southwest border of the United States fell 60 percent from the same period last year — evidence that far fewer migrants are heading north, officials on both sides of the border say.

Arrests of immigrants living illegally in the United States have soared, with the biggest increase coming among those migrants with no criminal records. The shift has sown a new sense of fear among undocumented immigrants in the United States. In turn, they have sent a warning back to relatives and friends in their homelands: Don’t come.

Absolutely beautiful. If Cankles won the election, we would already be speaking Spanish.

Orange: The New Black

The Bureau of Labor Statistics released unemployment numbers this week, and if you are a member of the African-American community, you will be very pleased.

Unemployment among black Americans ages 16 years and over fell to 7.5 percent in May, its lowest level since December 2000.

Black unemployment has been on the decline since February — falling from (February) 8.1, (March) 8.0, (April) 7.9, and (May) 7.5 percent, according to data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The national unemployment rate in May was 4.3 percent, its lowest level since May 2001.

Donald Trump hates black people! Or something.

The reason I used Breitbart as the post source is because while checking teh interwebz yesterday, there was no mention of the unemployment numbers on the websites of the three major networks, nor at CNN’s site. That may have changed, since I wrote this yesterday, but if a Democrat was in the White House it would be front page news.