Caption Contest Winners

The Ready To Rumble Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Can’t tell if the chick on the left is more disturbed by his mask being off, the perm ‘fro, or the penciled “eyebrows”. – RudyTBone
4. Woman on the left: “May I comment something? Your mouthwash ain’t makin’ it.” – Barry D.
3. KAPLAH! – Veeshir
2. Dr. Fauci, you can’t be serious. Now I need THREE masks? – RedneckGeezer

WINNER! – COVID! I stronger than you! I keeeeellll you!Okrahead

Weekend Caption Contest

The Ready To Rumble Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 19th.

Original Caption: Supporters of Ecuadorean banker Guillermo Lasso (not pictured) react after Lasso won the presidential runoff vote, in Guayaquil, Ecuador. REUTERS/Maria Fernanda Landin

She Is Never Going Away

Amy Chozick, a NYT reporter who wrote a book on Hillary Clinton entitled, “Chasing Hillary,” claims The Hildebeast lost the 2016 election because of – wait for it – sexism.

She contends that sexism played a big role in Clinton’s defeat but also encounters it first-hand among Clinton’s campaign staff.

When Chozick zeroes in on Clinton and leaves herself out of it, she can be perceptive, pithy and surprising. On Clinton’s apparent disdain for the electoral process: “If there was a single unifying force behind her candidacy, it was her obvious desire to get the whole thing over with.” On Clinton’s ambition: “Her only clear vision of the presidency seemed to be herself in it.”

I’m no detective, but I think it’s safe to say Hillary’s arrogance and ignorance also cost her the presidency. She believed it was her birthright, and when she lost, she blamed everyone but herself.

“Chasing Hillary” offers some searing moments surrounding election night, as when the Clinton team’s data guru grasps that his Florida models were off (Latino turnout lower than expected, white turnout huge in the Panhandle), then turns to campaign manager Robby Mook and says, they could be wrong everywhere.”

Mook eventually delivers the news of impending defeat to Clinton. “I knew it. I knew this would happen to me,” she answers. “They were never going to let me be president.” (H/T – AOSHQ)

Gee Hillary, who is the “they” here? The illuminati, black helicopters, white people? The only person who never let you be president is you. Stop making excuses for your loss and take responsibility for your poisonous, toxic personality.

Thank You And Run Again!

The most ungracious loser in the history of American politics is taking her weepy roadshow to Asia. Her first stop, the evil patriarchal country of India.

The moderator asked Clinton why she thinks almost 52 percent of white women voted for Trump, despite knowing about the controversial “Access Hollywood” tape.

“[Democrats] do not do well with white men and we don’t do well with married, white women,” Clinton explained. “And part of that is an identification with the Republican Party, and a sort of ongoing pressure to vote the way that your husband, your boss, your son, whoever, believes you should.”

Gee Hillary, all that salt is bound to give you a heart attack.

Caption Contest Winners

The Putin On The Charm Caption Contest has now ended.

Top Five Entries:
5. “I like to thank that great woman on my left, Hillary Clinton, for getting us all that Uranium. You go girl!” – RedneckGeeezer
4. Volare, oh oh
Cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let’s fly way up to the clouds
Away from the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like birds of a feather, a rainbow together we’ll find… – Sully
3. Russian news agency TASS released a rare photo of Vladimir Putin with his shirt on. – Mike
2. “On this inauguration as your 46th President, I would just like to thank all those Amerikans that believed the US Constitution is a living document.” – Ingineer66

WINNER! – “The record shows,
I took the blows,
And did it…..
Myyyyyyyy…… Waaaayyyyyy!!!!” – TXNick

Weekend Caption Contest

Putin On The Charm Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 12th.

Original Caption: Russian President Vladimir Putin delivers a speech during a rally to support his bid in the upcoming presidential election at Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, Russia, March 3, 2018. (Photo: Maxim Shemetov/Reuters)

Caption Contest Winners

The Harlem Ache Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “The pods for Bill and Hillary were in the last place she’d look for them…the kitchen!” – Mike AKA Proof
4. “Why yes, Bill and I do grow our own “herbs” just like you.” – Metoo
3. “This is not the White House I was promised.” – Cathy
2. “Yes, this is a very nice home (whispers to aid: find out who set this up), yes, nice plants (whispers to aid: NOW!) yes, nice kitchen (whispers: you got the name? good, set up an Arkancide!!!)” – MelP

WINNER! – WHAT HAPPENED??????? – DocRambo

The Need To Concede

Barack Obama reportedly demanded the Clinton campaign to concede the 2016 election; and he had to make the demand three times before Hillary took action.

A new book on the Clinton campaign contains the revelation that Clinton had to be pressured into conceding her loss on election night by President Barack Obama.

“POTUS doesn’t think it’s wise to drag this out,” White House political director David Simas is reported as saying to Robby Mook, Clinton’s campaign manager. The campaign did not concede at that point.

Later, President Obama himself called and told Clinton, “You need to concede.” The president then repeated the demand to Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta shortly thereafter.

Clinton still refused to make a concession speech until the next day, but remember, Hillary is a rational, mild-tempered woman who is fit to lead this country.

Flighty Joe Young

Former Vice-President, Senator, and perennial D-student Joe Biden said he regrets not running for president. The Delaware dullard believes he could have won the election… or maybe not.

Former Vice President Joe Biden late Friday night voiced regret about his decision not to run for president, predicting if he had secured the Democratic nomination he could have won against Donald Trump.

“I had planned on running for president and although it would have been a very difficult primary, I think I could have won,” he said. “I don’t know, maybe not. But I thought I could have won.”

Biden explained that he didn’t regret the time he was able to spend with his son Beau Biden, who later died after battling cancer.

“But do I regret not being president? Yes,” Biden said. “I was the best qualified.”

Wow, I thought Biden was stupid before. A three-decade senator and former VP claiming he was more qualified than a woman who married a guy who eventually became president? That’s just lunacy.