I’m Not Your Buddy, Guy!

While Prince Harry and Meghan “Person Of Color” Markle claimed they were leaving royalty and working for the Archewell Foundation, it appears the brooding couple weren’t exactly working, per se.

In fact, they logged one hour per week working at the Foundation.

In January 2020, Meghan and Harry infamously announced that stepping down from “The Firm” would “provide our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity.”

However, recently released tax documents for their Archewell Foundation report that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex hit the charitable grind just one documented hour a week in 2021.

One hour a week in 2021. One. Hour.

The nonprofit’s public IRS 990 filing, posted to Archewell’s official website, also revealed that the Beverly Hills-based organization raised just over $13 million from donors — with $10 million coming from one exceedingly generous private benefactor.

So effectively, these two sloths brought in three million dollars since 2021. Well done, idiots.

My Respect For Prince William Has Risen

England’s Prince Harry has “written” a book called Spare, where the spoiled douchebag continues to trash his family. In this case, one of the major stories is a – likely b.s. – claim that Prince William fought him because he didn’t like Meghan Markle.

In fairness, no likes Meghan Markle. Literally no one.

One of the strongest revelations in Prince Harry’s book reveals just how bad things are between him and his brother. In an extract from Spare, Harry claims that Prince William physically attacked him in a row about his marriage to Meghan Markle.

The alleged confrontation took place at his London home in 2019, according to a leaked part of his highly anticipated autobiography, Spare, obtained by The Guardian newspaper.

He said it left him with a visible injury to his back after the Prince of Wales grabbed him by the collar and ripped his necklace before knocking him to the floor.

I honestly don’t know what happened to Harry, because he used to be pretty down-to-Earth. I’m guessing Markle poisoned him against his family, and when the family effectively disowned him, he became a nasty, bitter jagoff.

Harry further claimed William called the American actress ‘difficult’, ‘rude’ and ‘abrasive’ – comments which the younger brother said parroted ‘the press narrative’ about his wife.

Does anyone on Earth disagree with William’s assessment? Markle is difficult, rude, and abrasive. All she had to do is shut up and pretend to be pleasant and she would have been fine, but no, she had to go into bitch mode. The couple can put out as many books as they like, but it will never repair their reputations.

Wince Harry Skips Queen’s Birthday

This story is a few days old, but I thought it was important to post. I have always been an admirer of Queen Elizabeth II. She is arguably the last of the iconic world leaders; a tough woman who was always a staunch supported of the States. So when I read that her despicable grandson decided to fly home instead of celebrating the Queen’s birthday, I lost my mind.

Prince Harry is back in sunny California, after crossing the pond to attend the funeral of his grandfather Prince Phillip on Saturday.

Harry’s US return means he won’t be on hand to celebrate his grandmother Queen Elizabeth II’s 95th birthday Wednesday, as he had considered doing.

The “conflicted” prince thought it was more important to return home to his pregnant wife, Meghan Markle, and toddler, according to the article.

Uh-huh. I’m fairly certain Markle has servants roaming the house 24/7 who wait on her every command, so there was no reason for Harry to rush out of England. It’s disappointing how Harry turned out, because William and Kate have been exemplary since their wedding.

I mean, congratulations on your D-actress gold-digger, but she’s making you look like a jackass. Your grandmother is pushing 100 now. Maybe you could take a moment from your “busy lifestyle” to spend some time with your grandmother. Jerk.

Don’t Walk Away Mad; Just Walk Away

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the two most annoying “celebrities” on Earth, have lashed out at the Queen, claiming she does not own the word “royal.” Wow, these two really have a pair of balls on them.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry stunned fans last month when the couple announced they would be stepping back as senior members of the royal family. On Friday, the pair’s spokesperson confirmed that, as a part of this plan, the Duke and Duchess will refrain from using the word “royal” or “Sussex Royal” brand in any capacity going forward, citing “specific UK government rules” as the reason.

But in a more lengthy post on Harry and Meghan’s official website, the pair detail exactly how the transition will take place while also insisting that the Queen does not have any ownership over the term “Royal.”

Harry is a dope, but I think all this stems from Meghan. The chick is a publicity hound, and since she doesn’t get any Hollywood roles anymore, she needs to make herself relevant to the unwashed masses. Good luck with that Harry, because when her looks fade, all you’ll have is that irritating personality.

God (Truly) Save The Queen

Queen Elizabeth II may be one of the most courageous, accomplished, and battle-hardened leaders on Earth. She was a truck driver and mechanic in World War II and has been an unwavering presence in the UK for decades. Sadly, this icon has been cursed with stupid, spoiled offspring.

While Prince William seems top-notch, Prince Charles is a leftist dolt, and William’s brother Harry – not to mention his “celebrity wife” – is swirling the drain.

Queen Elizabeth is “privately unhappy” at the money spent on renovations at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s Frogmore Cottage — as staff at the UK abode are being “redeployed” following the couple’s bombshell Megxit announcement.

Taxpayers shelled out 2.4 million British pounds — more than $3 million — on the refurbishing, leaving the monarch furious as the Sussexes plan to start a new life in Canada.

These two clowns knew full well they were thinking of fleeing the UK before this taxpayer money was appropriated, and they never bothered to mention it. Oh, and Markle refuses to move to America while President Trump is in office. Her loss is our gain.

The Queen has said in a statement that while the royal family “would have preferred” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle keep their senior palace duties, she is “entirely supportive” of the couple.

Likely false, but the Queen is too polite to truly speak her mind here.

Meanwhile, workers at the five-bedroom pad gifted to the couple by the Queen are being “redeployed elsewhere around the estate.”

Something which would have been unnecessary if these millennial jackasses were more concerned with their country than their personal goals. God I hate these people. The Queen should put Charles, Camilla and these two dumbasses in the Tower for the rest of their days.

God Truly Save The Queen

Queen Elizabeth II’s sixty-six years of brave, upright, principled leadership is about to be completely undone by her oafish son and her idiotic, leftist millennial grandson.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have decided to raise a “gender-fluid” baby.

A source close to the couple [said] Meghan Markle, 37, was telling guests at her recent New York baby shower that she would raise their baby in a “fluid” way.

While it is unknown how strictly they will take their ‘gender fluid’ parenting, the royal couple may decide to avoid dressing their firstborn in typical pink or blue clothes associated with boys and girls and are likely to encourage their child to play with a variety of toys including dolls and trucks.

Or, on the other end of the spectrum, they could join a small group of parents who are raising ‘theybies’ — children who aren’t identified as a ‘he’ or ‘she’.

Imagine you lived through (and served) in World War II, helped manage one of the greatest countries on Earth, sat helpless through decolonization, and watched your son’s marriage deteriorate all to see your grandson and his leftist American wife decide they do not want to “burden” their child with a gender assignment.

Tall, Dark, And Harry

Sew up your pink parts, ladies; England’s Prince Harry is now officially off the market.

Meghan Markle revealed tonight how she said ‘yes’ immediately to Prince Harry after he proposed on one knee while they were cooking a roast dinner during a ‘cosy night’ in.

In their first joint interview this evening, Miss Markle, 36, said she did not even wait for the 33-year-old royal to finish the sentence before she said ‘yes’ – and it was ‘so sweet and natural and very romantic’.

The couple, who had been in Nottingham Cottage at Kensington Palace when the proposal happened, revealed that they first met on a blind date after being set up by a female friend – and have tried to see each other every two weeks.

Harry added: ‘I fell in love with Meghan so incredibly quickly… All the stars were aligned – everything was just perfect. It was this beautiful woman just sort of literally tripped and fell into my life – I fell into her life.’

Don’t get me wrong; Meghan is definitely sploosh-worthy, but she’s no Kate Middleton. Kate is the woman you fight wars for, while Meghan is the woman you reserve king-sized beds for.

Gold Blush

While being a medal presenter at the Invictus Games, Prince Harry met U.S. military medic Sgt. Elizabeth Marks, who suffered a serious hip injury in Iraq. The two hit it off swimmingly.

Sgt. Elizabeth Marks, 25, an American military medic from Arizona, won all four of the swimming events she entered in the 2016 Invictus Games. Prince Harry presented her with her 100m freestyle medal, but the inspiring competitor, who was injured in Iraq, refused to accept the prize.

She insisted that the handsome Prince take it back to England with him and pass it on to Cambridge’s Papworth Hospital in the U.K., a medical facility which had helped save her life when she was in Britain for the 2014 Invictus Games and developed a near-fatal lung condition.

Wow, that’s awesome. Congratulations to Sgt. Marks, and if she is ever looking for a massage therapist, give me a holler. By the way, I’ve always liked Prince Harry. He inherited his good nature and caring attitude from his grandmother.