Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop

Jacksonville, Flori-duh police are searching for a man who shot a woman after he received poor service.

The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office told ActionNewsJax that around 10:23 p.m. Monday, a woman agreed to perform a sexual act with the suspect in exchange for $5 and Pringles potato chips.

After the act, the suspect demanded his $5 back and shot her in the shoulder before fleeing the scene on foot, the Sheriff’s Office said.

Okay, a few observations. First, what kind of tool haggles over a five dollar BJ? It’s not like you gave the woman a hundred bucks. Second, who demands Pringles as payment for oral sex? I mean, in all honesty, Pringles are freaking amazing, but really lady, can you do no better?

*For the record, the woman above is not the victim… obviously.