CNN: The Cutting Edge Of Edginess

CNN burped out an article – no, I’m not linking it, because CNN is hot garbage – fretting about sex workers in Tijuana, Mexico, and their chances of catching the Wuhan Virus. Whatever will this trash organization do when the Wuhan is gone?

Tijuana, Mexico’s famed red-light district, called Zona Norte, sits a stone’s throw from the US-Mexico border. Calle Coahuila, the area’s main strip, is normally teeming with a frenetic action bathed in neon light.

Women in short dresses and the highest of high heels stand along the sidewalks, beckoning groups of men to spend some time and money with them. Massive strip clubs, some with hotels attached, act as de facto brothels.

Well I know where I’m spending summer vacation next year!

Many specifically cater to the thousands of Americans who cross the border from California each month, looking for a kind of fun that can’t be found legally in the United States, except maybe in some Nevada counties where prostitution is permitted.

The drivel goes on for a few more paragraphs, whining about the sex workers and their chances of getting Wuhan Virus. There’s very little about chlamydia, herpes, or AIDS, but plenty of the Wuhan. So apparently CNN is more concerned with the Wu-Flu than something that can actually kill these young women.

Bravo CNN< you hit another one out of the f**king park!

Running Bared

Hooker RaceHotel guests were treated to quite a show this weekend, as two naked prostitutes chased gunmen through the corridors of the Atlanta Marriott.

Two prostitutes were forced to run through a hotel naked as they tried to catch gunmen who robbed them while they stripped off. The pair were at the Atlanta Marriott Buckhead Hotel and Conference Center, thinking they were being paid a visit by a perspective client.

The man entered the room and, after the group had discussed prices for around 10 minutes, a second suspect barged in with his weapon drawn. The two men took $3,000 from one woman and $640 from the other before leaving the room. The women ran after the suspects while naked, but stopped when the men ran down the stairs.

The police stopped the angry prostitutes, who claimed they were all dressed up with no one to blow.