God (Truly) Save The Queen

Queen Elizabeth II may be one of the most courageous, accomplished, and battle-hardened leaders on Earth. She was a truck driver and mechanic in World War II and has been an unwavering presence in the UK for decades. Sadly, this icon has been cursed with stupid, spoiled offspring.

While Prince William seems top-notch, Prince Charles is a leftist dolt, and William’s brother Harry – not to mention his “celebrity wife” – is swirling the drain.

Queen Elizabeth is “privately unhappy” at the money spent on renovations at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s Frogmore Cottage — as staff at the UK abode are being “redeployed” following the couple’s bombshell Megxit announcement.

Taxpayers shelled out 2.4 million British pounds — more than $3 million — on the refurbishing, leaving the monarch furious as the Sussexes plan to start a new life in Canada.

These two clowns knew full well they were thinking of fleeing the UK before this taxpayer money was appropriated, and they never bothered to mention it. Oh, and Markle refuses to move to America while President Trump is in office. Her loss is our gain.

The Queen has said in a statement that while the royal family “would have preferred” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle keep their senior palace duties, she is “entirely supportive” of the couple.

Likely false, but the Queen is too polite to truly speak her mind here.

Meanwhile, workers at the five-bedroom pad gifted to the couple by the Queen are being “redeployed elsewhere around the estate.”

Something which would have been unnecessary if these millennial jackasses were more concerned with their country than their personal goals. God I hate these people. The Queen should put Charles, Camilla and these two dumbasses in the Tower for the rest of their days.