Jersey Girl

A New Jersey woman went off her trolley this weekend after entering a convenience store, knocking items off shelves, then calmly walking to the register.

A bizarre customer meltdown captured on cellphone video shows a woman throwing bottles of beverages from fridges and sweeping items off shelves onto the floor before casually walking up to the cashier to try to pay for a bottle of Vitamin Water and a can of Pringles.

It’s not clear what sparked the meltdown inside the QuickChek convenience store at the Harrison Plaza Shopping Center on Bergen Street Friday morning. Employees tried to confront the woman as she marched through the aisle and swept her arm down the shelves, sending merchandise cascading onto the floor, video shows.

Wow. I only have one thing to say to this woman. Be my bride. BE MY BRIDE!

(You can see the video at the link above. Believe me, it’s worth your time.)