Caption Contest Winners

The I Keel You! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Wow! So that’s what bacon tastes like! – TXNick
4. Next week on Hill Street Blues, Sgt Belker’s last day. – Veeshir
3. Sir, the Americans have left Afghanistan, left behind friends & allies & also left billions of dollars worth of weaponry. What are you going to do next?
I’m going to Disneyland (and blowing it up!) – MelP
2. Tell me I have “crazy eyes” again – I DARE you! – Jenn

WINNER! – Achmed’s long time Partner, Khalid playfully activates Achmed’s Electric Butt Plug during the photoshoot. – RD

Weekend Caption Contest

The I Keel You! Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 27th.

Original Caption: A supporter of Yemen’s Houthis holds up his rifle during a rally to celebrate the seventh anniversary of the ousting of the government in Sanaa, Yemen. REUTERS/Khaled Abdullah

An American Werewolf In Italy

A 64-year old American man was arrested in Sicily after his private jet was checked for contraband. Unfortunately for the American, police found weapons and narcotics.

Patrick Joseph Horan, 64, told police he was visiting relatives on the Italian island when he landed on Friday, according to news agency Ansa.

But a check carried out on the aircraft was said to have uncovered guns, bows and arrows and 1kg (35oz) of marijuana.

You’d think Sicily would be more amenable to such items. Have movies been lying to me all this time?

The items were reportedly seized and Mr Horan was taken away for questioning. They said weapons – including two pistols, a rifle and ammunition – had been placed in boxes while the drugs were sealed in plastic bags and water bottles.

Sadly, the guns and drugs disappeared shortly after being placed into the property room. The security cameras allegedly overheard a husky voice say, “Yeah, you didn’t see nothin’.”

Caption Contest Winners

The Granny’s Got A Gun Caption Contest is now over. The entries this week were amazing!

Top Five Entries:
5. “I ain’t afraid to love a man. I ain’t afraid to shoot him either.” – Mike AKA Proof
4. “Young Millie Jenkins finally got her gun after the mandatory 50 year waiting period…” – Sully
3. Making sure no millenials sneak into Walmart during senior hours. Especially not Karen. – Redneck Geezer
2. Grandma ain’t getting run over by no reindeer this year! – Veeshir

WINNER! – Linda Hamilton seen on the set of Terminator 13. – Barry D.

Caption Contest Winners

The Hold Still And Wait For The Flash Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Gut glik mit deyn 92 virjinz on deyn opfal. (Good luck with your 92 virgins without your junk.) – Jim
4. “Just a little closer Uncle Joe.” – Cathy
3. The “Black Eye Contest” kicks off to a rousing start. – Toothy
2. …And now for my next trick shot, I’m gonna shoot the balls off Billy at 500 yards because he didn’t ask me to the prom… – Sully

WINNER! – The newest member to be initiated into the Mystic Order of the Scarlet Crescent… – Taminator

Caption Contest Winners


The Last Christmas Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. Ammo sales are up at the px this year. – Metoo
4. “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in California anymore.” – @USWestHistory
3. …And that was the last time the Nutcrackers were hired for security… – Sully
2. Welp, that’s one way to make sure you don’t have to deal with the damn lines. – MelP

WINNER! – Santa’s newest elf “Mad Dog” makes his way into the workshop. – Mike